Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

posted on 5 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.
They meant “foot massage”. 

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algernon
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algernon

I like my food supple

algernon
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algernon

Does it come with a body rub

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Brought to you by Bigfood

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Facial, my food!

Ben
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Ben

You’ll love our dry spice rub.

timmy
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timmy

Hmmm.. where I go they call it a sausage massage, so yeah, i guess it’s the same thing.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

For when you’re in knead but short on dough…

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Meh.

Marum
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Marum

As long as it isn’t prostate.

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon. No it comes with a booby massage.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Kobe beef is people!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’d like my meat massaged. But go easy on my plums.

Classic Steve
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Any cucumbers involved?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Some of the masseurs are ham-fisted.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Nice to meat you!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I like to massage my food with my teeth before I swallow it.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

For those who have trouble masticating.

Lora
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Lora

Massaging your body with food gets all the kinks out while putting all the kinkiness in.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@algernon: Maybe that’s what they mean by a diet supplement.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’re getting confused with the ancient oriental massage art of toe fu. 😛

tadchem
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tadchem

For dessert try the whipped cream facial.

Peter
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Peter

Oh, and eat your feet?

Daniel
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Daniel

the deep dishue massage is the best.

Lizzi
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This is so funny you only need to massage food in ur mouth! Whats the point of having a sign where people from foreign countries come to Hong Kong and see the sign they would be like this is so crazy I don’t get what this food massage is!

Anyway it’s a cool funny sign!

Dude
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Dude

Oh, yeeeeeeaaah. Work those cobs

chaoticbaboosh
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taking food porn to another level ….. ;-p

chaoticbaboosh
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spicy meat ! , hehe boi …. i wonder if someone will get the reference :p

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