Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

posted on 5 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.
They meant “foot massage”. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I like my food supple

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Does it come with a body rub

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Brought to you by Bigfood

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Facial, my food!

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

You’ll love our dry spice rub.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Hmmm.. where I go they call it a sausage massage, so yeah, i guess it’s the same thing.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

For when you’re in knead but short on dough…

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Meh.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As long as it isn’t prostate.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Algernon. No it comes with a booby massage.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Kobe beef is people!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’d like my meat massaged. But go easy on my plums.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Any cucumbers involved?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Some of the masseurs are ham-fisted.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Nice to meat you!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I like to massage my food with my teeth before I swallow it.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

For those who have trouble masticating.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Massaging your body with food gets all the kinks out while putting all the kinkiness in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@algernon: Maybe that’s what they mean by a diet supplement.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They’re getting confused with the ancient oriental massage art of toe fu. 😛

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

For dessert try the whipped cream facial.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Oh, and eat your feet?

Daniel
Daniel
5 years ago

the deep dishue massage is the best.

Lizzi
5 years ago

This is so funny you only need to massage food in ur mouth! Whats the point of having a sign where people from foreign countries come to Hong Kong and see the sign they would be like this is so crazy I don’t get what this food massage is!

Anyway it’s a cool funny sign!

Dude
Dude
4 years ago

Oh, yeeeeeeaaah. Work those cobs

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

taking food porn to another level ….. ;-p

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

spicy meat ! , hehe boi …. i wonder if someone will get the reference :p

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