Wanted: cute mouse for comedy duo

Wanted: cute mouse for comedy duo

posted on 15 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

You’re next Mickey…

Photo courtesy of Caesar.
Found in China.
Not really Engrish but too funny not to post.

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Peter
Peter
5 years ago

You are about to be eaten by a Grue.

GwydionM
5 years ago

Jerry’s sticky end. (Police are anxious to interview Tom.)

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

No good for rats

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

In various flavors

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

So that’s why there are no more new Tom & Jerry cartoons…

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Tacky!

Looks like Jerry got into the Velveeta again, and Tom found the catnip stash.

An open-face mouse sandwich that really sticks to your ribs…

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

@Algernon 4:08am – No, you’re thinking of Ben and Jerry’s.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The trap is made out of Spongebob.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Jerry is stuck in the glue, and Tom looks like he’s been sniffing it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Warning: May cause profuse sweating and eye distortion.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Tommy and Jerras: The Gluesome Twosome.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

But it still looks like cheese.. eh what the hey!

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Tom was on drugs, that’s what sent him over the edge to do this,
just look at his eyes chief!

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Jerry looks so happy. He must have a fetish.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Call me crazy, but I’m stuck on this product.

Bear or Bust
Bear or Bust
5 years ago

That was the end of Jelly.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Help! Chinese hackers got to my mouse pad!

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Dig the cat lurking in the background

TS
TS
5 years ago

Looks more like Itchy and Scratchy to me, Scratchy’s Revenge.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Devious oriental mousetrap.

It doesn’t kill them, but throws the mice into such a rage, they die of a heart attack.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Such Tom-foolery!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So how much glue do they get out of each mouse and how is it done?

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Tom and Jerry? More like Tom’s injury!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Looks like Jelly Mouse is stuck in some Jerry.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. What do you call a Tomcat with a 12′ penis?

A. A Mau Mau Terrorist.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum:I wouldn’t touch that one with a 12′ pole! 😛

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

Ah! Jelly Mouse. We know how fondue are of this.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

This trap will literally kill your childhood

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Let’s all play in the glue box!!

spareocean
spareocean
5 years ago

Mighty Mouse: Here I come to save the day!!

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

Why is Jerry’s sweat…white?

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

@Jack. It is not really sweat,

If you look where Jerry’s left hand is. Well, he got his foreskin caught in the fondue there, and he got”cheesed off”.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Is Tim and Larry!

(Knockoffs of Tom and Jerry)

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