Wanted: cute mouse for comedy duo

Wanted: cute mouse for comedy duo

posted on 15 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

You’re next Mickey…

Photo courtesy of Caesar.
Found in China.
Not really Engrish but too funny not to post.

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Peter
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Peter

You are about to be eaten by a Grue.

GwydionM
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Jerry’s sticky end. (Police are anxious to interview Tom.)

algernon
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algernon

No good for rats

algernon
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algernon

In various flavors

DrLex
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DrLex

So that’s why there are no more new Tom & Jerry cartoons…

tadchem
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tadchem

Tacky!

Looks like Jerry got into the Velveeta again, and Tom found the catnip stash.

An open-face mouse sandwich that really sticks to your ribs…

Ben
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Ben

@Algernon 4:08am – No, you’re thinking of Ben and Jerry’s.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The trap is made out of Spongebob.

timmy
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timmy

Jerry is stuck in the glue, and Tom looks like he’s been sniffing it.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Warning: May cause profuse sweating and eye distortion.

iLock
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iLock

Tommy and Jerras: The Gluesome Twosome.

iLock
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iLock

But it still looks like cheese.. eh what the hey!

iLock
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iLock

Tom was on drugs, that’s what sent him over the edge to do this,
just look at his eyes chief!

Classic Steve
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Jerry looks so happy. He must have a fetish.

Sparky
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Sparky

Call me crazy, but I’m stuck on this product.

Bear or Bust
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Bear or Bust

That was the end of Jelly.

Biff the Understudy
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Help! Chinese hackers got to my mouse pad!

The Dude
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The Dude

Dig the cat lurking in the background

TS
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TS

Looks more like Itchy and Scratchy to me, Scratchy’s Revenge.

Marum
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Marum

Devious oriental mousetrap.

It doesn’t kill them, but throws the mice into such a rage, they die of a heart attack.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Such Tom-foolery!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So how much glue do they get out of each mouse and how is it done?

Lora
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Lora

Tom and Jerry? More like Tom’s injury!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Looks like Jelly Mouse is stuck in some Jerry.

Marum
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Marum

Q. What do you call a Tomcat with a 12′ penis?

A. A Mau Mau Terrorist.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum:I wouldn’t touch that one with a 12′ pole! 😛

Gooma
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Gooma

Ah! Jelly Mouse. We know how fondue are of this.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

This trap will literally kill your childhood

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Let’s all play in the glue box!!

spareocean
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spareocean

Mighty Mouse: Here I come to save the day!!

Jack
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Jack

Why is Jerry’s sweat…white?

Gooma
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Gooma

@Jack. It is not really sweat,

If you look where Jerry’s left hand is. Well, he got his foreskin caught in the fondue there, and he got”cheesed off”.

Alph the Fox
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Alph the Fox

Is Tim and Larry!

(Knockoffs of Tom and Jerry)

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