We cannot compete the sun

We cannot compete the sun

posted on 9 Oct 2014 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Mmmm Q-tastiest!

Photo courtesy of Rob Schmidt.
Noodles imported from China.  

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

These instructions are slightly disturbing for approximately 4 minutes.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks like noodles for aliens.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Hmm maintenance water

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“We had joy we had fun, we had noodles in the sun…..”

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Ebullition of by the fire maintenance water. In other words, set on fire and wait until the sprinklers engage.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

It fishes the noodles then uses, or else it gets the draining pipe again.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I had an un-thought, but it only disturbed me for approximately 4 minutes.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Fishes the noodles drain. Ingenious use of trained fish that is. Yoda a regular customer also is.

R
R
6 years ago

I believe it is from Taiwan. It uses Traditional Chinese.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I will have French Fries with the noodles.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Doesn’t gives the sugar.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@algernon: The technical is growing now, it is aliens O.O
there are a lot of roasting machines!!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The ebullition is good. I have un-thought about it and it is Q-tasty.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Hand me those fish, I need to drain the noodles.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you experience Wu Long Noodle growing that lasts for more than four hours seek the un-thought original idea.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dry the noodle in the sun.

Screw by the light of the moon.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

For maximum Q-taste, use Q-tips cotton swabs instead of chopsticks, while listening to music by Q-Tip.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Let me go on, like a noodle in the sun.
Let me go on, Q-tasty you know your the one.”

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

The technical is growing now, there are a lot of roasting machines.

Sincerely,
Adolf H.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

US Chinese find Engrish just as funny as we do (and embarassing). They tell me it’s not bad translators (well, it is, but…) so much as these companies just don’t care. They throw some Engrish on the package and ship it out. It’s all about the money, why waste it hiring a good translator?

Xing Xing
Xing Xing
6 years ago

Amazing how that whole first paragraph came from this:

What’s good about this product:

Hand-made noodles
Dried by sun and oven
Vegetarian
No preservatives or borax

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Sorry, folks, I don’t speak Sunglish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wu disturb your noodle long time, big boy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The technical is growing now, and when it is ripe we will grind it into flour to make Quantum noodles.

mofart
mofart
6 years ago

ebullition is a real word

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Cooked Q-bert is the Q-tastiest!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Guan Miau Noodle–I wondered where the cat went.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Having too many un-thoughts could make a person un-hinged in the noodle.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

All hail the Un-thought of Chairman Kim Jong Un!!

No noodles for the rest of you. Enjoy your summer re-education camp.

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

Mmmm! These noodles are Ebullicious!

Anomoly
Anomoly
6 years ago

Me does dry the noodle, joins the seasoning, braises fries, then noodle.

seven of nine
seven of nine
6 years ago

The beautiful poem of the soup…
I don’t know, but Chinglish is so metaphoric,has a certain charm to it. Music to my ears :)))))
You disturb (the soup) slightly …you fish the noodles…
Bring us more chinglish!!! Yey!

tankero
tankero
6 years ago

The Force strong with the noodles is.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

But the translated version disturbs me profoundly.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a noodle in the sun,
never knowing who to serve to
when the boiling water set in ♫

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Fishes the noodles, drainings does, my precious.

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
6 years ago

within that package is the specific, original, sun dried noodle; I wonder what it cost to buy that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Ah, now I see: Everything became so complicated because they didn’t find any roasting machine!

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