We cannot compete the sun

We cannot compete the sun

posted on 9 Oct 2014 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Mmmm Q-tastiest!

Photo courtesy of Rob Schmidt.
Noodles imported from China.  

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DrLex
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DrLex

These instructions are slightly disturbing for approximately 4 minutes.

algernon
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algernon

Looks like noodles for aliens.

algernon
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algernon

Hmm maintenance water

timmy
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timmy

“We had joy we had fun, we had noodles in the sun…..”

DrLex
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DrLex

Ebullition of by the fire maintenance water. In other words, set on fire and wait until the sprinklers engage.

DrLex
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DrLex

It fishes the noodles then uses, or else it gets the draining pipe again.

Sparky
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Sparky

I had an un-thought, but it only disturbed me for approximately 4 minutes.

GwydionM
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Fishes the noodles drain. Ingenious use of trained fish that is. Yoda a regular customer also is.

R
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R

I believe it is from Taiwan. It uses Traditional Chinese.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I will have French Fries with the noodles.

iLock
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iLock

Doesn’t gives the sugar.

iLock
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iLock

@algernon: The technical is growing now, it is aliens O.O
there are a lot of roasting machines!!

tadchem
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tadchem

The ebullition is good. I have un-thought about it and it is Q-tasty.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Hand me those fish, I need to drain the noodles.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If you experience Wu Long Noodle growing that lasts for more than four hours seek the un-thought original idea.

Marum
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Marum

Dry the noodle in the sun.

Screw by the light of the moon.

DrLex
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DrLex

For maximum Q-taste, use Q-tips cotton swabs instead of chopsticks, while listening to music by Q-Tip.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Let me go on, like a noodle in the sun.
Let me go on, Q-tasty you know your the one.”

Biff the Understudy
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The technical is growing now, there are a lot of roasting machines.

Sincerely,
Adolf H.

Peter
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Peter

US Chinese find Engrish just as funny as we do (and embarassing). They tell me it’s not bad translators (well, it is, but…) so much as these companies just don’t care. They throw some Engrish on the package and ship it out. It’s all about the money, why waste it hiring a good translator?

Xing Xing
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Xing Xing

Amazing how that whole first paragraph came from this:

What’s good about this product:

Hand-made noodles
Dried by sun and oven
Vegetarian
No preservatives or borax

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Sorry, folks, I don’t speak Sunglish.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wu disturb your noodle long time, big boy!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The technical is growing now, and when it is ripe we will grind it into flour to make Quantum noodles.

mofart
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mofart

ebullition is a real word

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Cooked Q-bert is the Q-tastiest!

Salome
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Salome

Guan Miau Noodle–I wondered where the cat went.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Having too many un-thoughts could make a person un-hinged in the noodle.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

All hail the Un-thought of Chairman Kim Jong Un!!

No noodles for the rest of you. Enjoy your summer re-education camp.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Mmmm! These noodles are Ebullicious!

Anomoly
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Anomoly

Me does dry the noodle, joins the seasoning, braises fries, then noodle.

seven of nine
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seven of nine

The beautiful poem of the soup…
I don’t know, but Chinglish is so metaphoric,has a certain charm to it. Music to my ears :)))))
You disturb (the soup) slightly …you fish the noodles…
Bring us more chinglish!!! Yey!

tankero
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tankero

The Force strong with the noodles is.

Peter
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Peter

But the translated version disturbs me profoundly.

iLock
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iLock

♫ And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a noodle in the sun,
never knowing who to serve to
when the boiling water set in ♫

Chuck
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Chuck

Fishes the noodles, drainings does, my precious.

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

within that package is the specific, original, sun dried noodle; I wonder what it cost to buy that.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Ah, now I see: Everything became so complicated because they didn’t find any roasting machine!

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