Yoda’s Girlfriend

I’ve seen that look, the BurNish leave of you.
I prefer the Changer glory model, easy to operate and soft to look at.

The sign says look right for the answer…

When I said I like women with a degree of polish, I meant refinement.

@iLock : I thought you had to lift her shirt for the assortment.

How special can they be? You can’t even remember their names.

Like most posts online these days, the interesting part is below the fold.

@jjhitt: That’s probably true. As the assortment is Very special,
with a capital V, no less.

See says she’s leaving, but she really wants you to meet her
Very special assortment…

….self excited males

…..little people

This is so EngRish

How leave of you …

Meet an assortment of very special bent arrows?

My love is like a red red arrow
That droopeth somewhat on the streets
==
Robert BurNish

To be continued, Coming soon to a T-shirt near of YOU!

Burnish are ancestors of the British and predecessors of Engrish!

Special…..Ed?

I like the shirt, but would seriously think about some different denims. Just sayin….

Bugger the shirt. It’s what’s in the jeans, that will make the arrow straight.

The little girl proves that someone has already road-tested the assortment, and found it works fabulously.

There once was a man called Kent,,
Whose arrow was permanently bent,
When one day he essayed,
To entertain a young maid,
Instead of coming he went..

Rain or shine? Very special mailmen, perhaps?

You, please Leave of Caption for this BurNish photo;

If your leaves start to burnish, pray for rain-ish.

The assortment was so Very special they decided it was too good for this crappy shirt.

Funny, she doesn’t look BurNish. BurNish girls are always so brassy.

Burnishing requires a lot of rubbing, you know. 😈

If you don’t understand this shirt, turn right

Shamwows?