As close as I wanna get…

As close as I wanna get…

posted on 2 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Erica Blair.
Spotted in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s alive

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something for all the family

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: We are open until further fish meat

GwydionM
6 years ago

Our Chicken Willow Tree will make you weep.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I’m speculating this is correct.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Speculation of the lamb, please.

szk
szk
6 years ago

This is what they do with the people after they came out of the poison bakery

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Waiter, there’s a hair on my tail!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Speculate what kind of meat you are eating, and win a prize!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– How close would you like your flesh, Sir?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Locally sourced soylent green

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I knew it, it was all celery speculation that caused the 2008 banking crisis.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A chicken sat in a Lychee tree,
And cried as he said to me,
“Chick willow, chick willow, chick willow.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My willow tree was real chicken.

It used to scream when I peed on it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mmmm! Family on a stick!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I’m guessing the “celery speculation meat” is what they call “mystery meat” and this is actually in a school cafeteria.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

It may be neither fish nor fowl.

But our food is as foul as you can get.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

It is a coded message from the Chineseee military.

It is the coordinates for the last known position of MH370

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Crevery disguised as a Menu.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The flesh is so close, it’s on the bleeding edge.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Garlic belly-burning sounds like vampire food poisoning.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

And may you have one heckuva stewed hair tail, garlic belly-burning, celery speculation meat dinner that will make you forget that sterno you had for breakfast.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I’d rather have the Cow Wiloue Tree

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Does the chicken taste like Barnacle Goose?

Henry
Henry
6 years ago

What’s better? Garlic belly-burning or celery speculation meat?

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