As close as I wanna get…

As close as I wanna get…

posted on 2 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Erica Blair.
Spotted in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

It’s alive

algernon
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algernon

Something for all the family

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: We are open until further fish meat

GwydionM
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Our Chicken Willow Tree will make you weep.

Sparky
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Sparky

I’m speculating this is correct.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Speculation of the lamb, please.

szk
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szk

This is what they do with the people after they came out of the poison bakery

timmy
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timmy

Waiter, there’s a hair on my tail!

timmy
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timmy

Speculate what kind of meat you are eating, and win a prize!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– How close would you like your flesh, Sir?

Ben
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Ben

Locally sourced soylent green

DrLex
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DrLex

I knew it, it was all celery speculation that caused the 2008 banking crisis.

Marum
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Marum

A chicken sat in a Lychee tree,
And cried as he said to me,
“Chick willow, chick willow, chick willow.

Marum
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Marum

My willow tree was real chicken.

It used to scream when I peed on it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mmmm! Family on a stick!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I’m guessing the “celery speculation meat” is what they call “mystery meat” and this is actually in a school cafeteria.

Gooma
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Gooma

It may be neither fish nor fowl.

But our food is as foul as you can get.

Gooma
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Gooma

It is a coded message from the Chineseee military.

It is the coordinates for the last known position of MH370

Gooma
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Gooma

Crevery disguised as a Menu.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The flesh is so close, it’s on the bleeding edge.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Garlic belly-burning sounds like vampire food poisoning.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

And may you have one heckuva stewed hair tail, garlic belly-burning, celery speculation meat dinner that will make you forget that sterno you had for breakfast.

Peter
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Peter

I’d rather have the Cow Wiloue Tree

EffEff
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EffEff

Does the chicken taste like Barnacle Goose?

Henry
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Henry

What’s better? Garlic belly-burning or celery speculation meat?

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