Because wishes don’t boys.

But keep it short

Be careful what she wishes for

National pedophile identification suit.

Only when it dogs

If wishes were girls …

So wishes are pedophiles?

Or: “I wished I could do girls and all I got was Chris Hansen.”

Of this shirt, Yoda approves.

Found in Ellen DeGeneres’ closet.

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you.

Witches do boys.

I wish.

Be careful what you wish for.

You may get it.

You may well wish to do the girls.

However. Their boyfriends my wish to kill you.

I wished for a T Shirt so short her knockers would show out the bottom of it.

AND I GOT IT !!!!!

YIPPIE YIIIPIE YIPPIE!!!!!!!

@jjhitt. Just make sure you are aware of where the broomstick is, at all times.

They keep getting drafted into embarrassing positions in boy’s wishes

Dunno about wishes, but I have a long felt want……

We wish you a Mary Crystal….

Just Do Them.

– Mike

Maybe a design from the Suck Ho building

Nah, they’re not pedos. Just sexist enough to apply the word “girls” to women.

When you wish upon a star.

@Classic Steve

Applying “girls” to women is not necessarily sexist.
Although less common, “boys” is sometimes applied to grown men.

Also it is a child’s shirt

could you show the judge on this doll, where the wish touched you, jill?

-lawyer in courtroom

This sweater makes me feel all warm and snugly

So beggars do ride?

Ah, girls… Can’t do them, can’t do without them

Boys don’t cry. Girls don’t wishes.

@Marum. Seeing that naughty little Asian lady of yours used to wear shorts that zipped up one leg, across the crotch, and down the other leg. It probably left you with only “tops,” to fantasise over. 😉

@Gooma. Those shorts were very handy, when we had a sudden attack of lust, in the dark.

You should buy your lady a pair.

@Classic Steve; ♫The boys from the bush are back in town♪
Depends on context, me boy.

I used to regularly tell my lady; “She was a naughty girl.” She didn’t mind.

And I certainly didn’t. 😛