Dude…

Dude…

posted on 18 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Nevermind…

Photo courtesy of A.D.
Menu found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be gen Y

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

With some ROFLMAO on top

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Tude bro tude

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … Whatever!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

That’d better also be the price.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Because this is my United States of Whatever1

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I will have a …… forget it.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I changed my mind, instead of forget it, I will have a never mind.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

I’ll have, like, I dunno, a #2 or something…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Wanna catch some of our ppl’s opinions?

– Neat-o!
– This is, yeah, so rad!
– Whaddya mean, fella?
– Kewl, sick, nang … !
– Gotta luv this
– Paris Hilton definately
– 2K4U
– Wow … Prolly something else …
– To drink or not to drink … Whatever?
– That would be brill, man.
– Whteva
– Umm … One mineral whatever, please

P.S. Our whatever machine is, like, out of control. BYOB! :-*

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Kumquat or Whatever?
Life is full of difficult choices.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

The next time my girlfriend answers “what do you want to eat?” With “I don’t care” I’m bringing her here.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

This is what you get when sh*t happens in the kitchen.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Will that drink help me reach Nirvana?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The Chinese actually reads “do as you please”, so the translation is not far off…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Cumquat Marmelade. MMMMM! (Citrus Japonica)

Cut up and boil up lots of them. Then get a lot of whole fruit, prick them with a fork, and throw them in, and boil until it thickens up. Add loads of sugar of course.

Cumquats used to grow wild in the Northern Rivers area, when I was a boy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Are you a Blueberry?

No! I’m a randy Rambutan.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

La la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn’t matter, la la la, oh well, la la la.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Greengrocer: Are you a blue berry.
Blueberry: GFY DH.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Rat posteriors are not on the menu. Because seriously, who gives a rat’s @%#?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Whatever is made at wherever!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Why should mystery meat have all the fun?

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Sometimes all those Chinese characters look the same…

Eileen
Eileen
6 years ago

Well, not to ruin the fun in this picture, but the funny thing is it is translated correctly. That is exactly what those characters say in Chinese. LOL

FCTRdotNET
6 years ago

According to Google Translate:

Random
Comprehensive fruit juice

I guess, perhaps, it’s like a “Juice of the day”? Or whatever is left in the bottom of the blender from yesterday?

Gross….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s water with h…ev added.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Chinese stuff is all the same anyway

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@JimS: “Dog turd and tonic”?
(From an old Monty Python sketch)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: Drink it, snort it or wash in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Whatever to go. With duh.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: Excessive consumption of Whatever may cause indecision.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

What do we want? Whatever!
When do we want it? Whenever!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

What caption I make?

Whatever

coffeebot
6 years ago

like…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

“Hey waiter, I’ll think I’ll have Kumquat with Lemon or whatever.”
“Which one?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A glass of whatever is just what you need after a meal of Indian style curry with crap.

RT
RT
6 years ago

you carry whatever but not meh? terrible drink selection.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Supplies!!!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

@Lora: You have figured out the main ingredient in “whatever”.

I wonder if they serve free refills of whatever…

TS
TS
6 years ago

Word…

Quinten
Quinten
6 years ago

This is actually a decent translation. The point is that it’s the drink you order when you’re not sure what to order, and it’s a mix of different juices…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I’m so over this menu.

Aram
Aram
6 years ago

Translation is correct. That is “sui bian,” which means “whatever.”

halimah
halimah
6 years ago

Its whatever you want it to be…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

So what with lemon? Whatever!

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