Dude…

Dude…

posted on 18 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Nevermind…

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Menu found in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Must be gen Y

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

With some ROFLMAO on top

algernon
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algernon

Tude bro tude

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm … Whatever!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

That’d better also be the price.

timmy
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timmy

Because this is my United States of Whatever1

Tong
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Tong

I will have a …… forget it.

Tong
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Tong

I changed my mind, instead of forget it, I will have a never mind.

JimS
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JimS

I’ll have, like, I dunno, a #2 or something…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Wanna catch some of our ppl’s opinions?

– Neat-o!
– This is, yeah, so rad!
– Whaddya mean, fella?
– Kewl, sick, nang … !
– Gotta luv this
– Paris Hilton definately
– 2K4U
– Wow … Prolly something else …
– To drink or not to drink … Whatever?
– That would be brill, man.
– Whteva
– Umm … One mineral whatever, please

P.S. Our whatever machine is, like, out of control. BYOB! :-*

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Kumquat or Whatever?
Life is full of difficult choices.

Ben
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Ben

The next time my girlfriend answers “what do you want to eat?” With “I don’t care” I’m bringing her here.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

This is what you get when sh*t happens in the kitchen.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Will that drink help me reach Nirvana?

DrLex
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DrLex

The Chinese actually reads “do as you please”, so the translation is not far off…

Marum
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Marum

Cumquat Marmelade. MMMMM! (Citrus Japonica)

Cut up and boil up lots of them. Then get a lot of whole fruit, prick them with a fork, and throw them in, and boil until it thickens up. Add loads of sugar of course.

Cumquats used to grow wild in the Northern Rivers area, when I was a boy.

Marum
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Marum

Are you a Blueberry?

No! I’m a randy Rambutan.

Sparky
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Sparky

La la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn’t matter, la la la, oh well, la la la.

Gooma
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Gooma

Greengrocer: Are you a blue berry.
Blueberry: GFY DH.

Lora
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Lora

Rat posteriors are not on the menu. Because seriously, who gives a rat’s @%#?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Whatever is made at wherever!

Classic Steve
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Why should mystery meat have all the fun?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Sometimes all those Chinese characters look the same…

Eileen
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Eileen

Well, not to ruin the fun in this picture, but the funny thing is it is translated correctly. That is exactly what those characters say in Chinese. LOL

FCTRdotNET
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According to Google Translate:

Random
Comprehensive fruit juice

I guess, perhaps, it’s like a “Juice of the day”? Or whatever is left in the bottom of the blender from yesterday?

Gross….

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s water with h…ev added.

szk
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szk

Chinese stuff is all the same anyway

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@JimS: “Dog turd and tonic”?
(From an old Monty Python sketch)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: Drink it, snort it or wash in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Whatever to go. With duh.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: Excessive consumption of Whatever may cause indecision.

Biff the Understudy
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What do we want? Whatever!
When do we want it? Whenever!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

What caption I make?

Whatever

coffeebot
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like…

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

“Hey waiter, I’ll think I’ll have Kumquat with Lemon or whatever.”
“Which one?”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A glass of whatever is just what you need after a meal of Indian style curry with crap.

RT
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RT

you carry whatever but not meh? terrible drink selection.

iLock
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iLock

Supplies!!!

tadchem
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tadchem

@Lora: You have figured out the main ingredient in “whatever”.

I wonder if they serve free refills of whatever…

TS
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TS

Word…

Quinten
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Quinten

This is actually a decent translation. The point is that it’s the drink you order when you’re not sure what to order, and it’s a mix of different juices…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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I’m so over this menu.

Aram
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Aram

Translation is correct. That is “sui bian,” which means “whatever.”

halimah
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halimah

Its whatever you want it to be…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

So what with lemon? Whatever!

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