Fried rice…for life

Fried rice…for life

posted on 8 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

I love Swedish food…

Photo courtesy of Phil Hopkins.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Don’t Eat Drive

Not-So-New
Not-So-New
6 years ago

I’ll have the Koenigsegg sandwich.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Beware of the hats then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The seafood wont see you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fiat taste, though

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Better than Holden Hot Wok… Ouch!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

How about the Alfalfa Romeo Sprout Salad?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

You be Wonton a Ferrari? Sorry, not here!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

It’s not very pretty to look at, but it sure is safe to eat!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Does the Ikea Fried rice have beef

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Luncheon Special: 0% Down, Low APR.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I can’t aFORD that at $15.99.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Volvulus (L) = To roll.
Therefore the food is revolting.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Oh! The name Volvo comes from the Latin; to roll.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. $15.95 for a f—–g Fried Rice. You’re pulling your tit mate.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Maybe:

15 yuan

90 yiao

05 fen.

Which is about three bucks Aus.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Rice. For life.
(and 16 bucks)

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

At least it’s better than the Chevy Beef Teriyaki. That stuff tastes Like a Rock!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Edit 9 Yiao

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Don’t get the turbo Volvo fried rice, it’ll really make you go(YUGO).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our Rolls Rice in DaeWok

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

After you’ve eaten this, you’ll be Holden onto a Commode Door.

(Holden Commodore)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sea-dish engineering.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The crash testing in the development stage must have been something to behold!

szk
szk
6 years ago

Don’t ear car under the influence of alcohol

szk
szk
6 years ago

*eat

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Can I have Lexus Sushi as a side dish?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

After Volvo bought out by Geely, it has never been a glamorous comeback!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Not what I meant when I said I wanted Swedish Fish.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Keeps you going a long time.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Food guaranteed to give you lots of gas…
for your car.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

I like a good boxed lunch.

spareocean
spareocean
6 years ago

The world’s safest dish! Until someone bumps your table and the airbag pops out.

Tatarujin
Tatarujin
6 years ago

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Volvo give seafood fried rice

Should be Akid, not Aikd
Should be Akid, not Aikd
4 years ago

How about a Nissan Stanza Cordon Bleu or at least Chevrolet Astro Cheeseburger? How about a tasty Buick Grand National Cake SE 2.0 L?

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