Fried rice…for life

Fried rice…for life

posted on 8 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

I love Swedish food…

Photo courtesy of Phil Hopkins.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Don’t Eat Drive

Not-So-New
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Not-So-New

I’ll have the Koenigsegg sandwich.

algernon
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algernon

Beware of the hats then

algernon
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algernon

The seafood wont see you

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fiat taste, though

iLock
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iLock

Better than Holden Hot Wok… Ouch!

iLock
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iLock

How about the Alfalfa Romeo Sprout Salad?

iLock
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iLock

You be Wonton a Ferrari? Sorry, not here!

timmy
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timmy

It’s not very pretty to look at, but it sure is safe to eat!

algernon
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algernon

Does the Ikea Fried rice have beef

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Luncheon Special: 0% Down, Low APR.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I can’t aFORD that at $15.99.

Marum
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Marum

Volvulus (L) = To roll.
Therefore the food is revolting.

Marum
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Marum

Oh! The name Volvo comes from the Latin; to roll.

Marum
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Marum

Actually. $15.95 for a f—–g Fried Rice. You’re pulling your tit mate.

Marum
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Marum

Maybe:

15 yuan

90 yiao

05 fen.

Which is about three bucks Aus.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Rice. For life.
(and 16 bucks)

The Dude
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The Dude

At least it’s better than the Chevy Beef Teriyaki. That stuff tastes Like a Rock!

Marum
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Marum

Edit 9 Yiao

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t get the turbo Volvo fried rice, it’ll really make you go(YUGO).

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our Rolls Rice in DaeWok

Marum
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Marum

After you’ve eaten this, you’ll be Holden onto a Commode Door.

(Holden Commodore)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sea-dish engineering.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The crash testing in the development stage must have been something to behold!

szk
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szk

Don’t ear car under the influence of alcohol

szk
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szk

*eat

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Can I have Lexus Sushi as a side dish?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

After Volvo bought out by Geely, it has never been a glamorous comeback!

Classic Steve
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Not what I meant when I said I wanted Swedish Fish.

Classic Steve
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Keeps you going a long time.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Food guaranteed to give you lots of gas…
for your car.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

I like a good boxed lunch.

spareocean
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spareocean

The world’s safest dish! Until someone bumps your table and the airbag pops out.

Tatarujin
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Tatarujin

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Volvo give seafood fried rice

Should be Akid, not Aikd
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Should be Akid, not Aikd

How about a Nissan Stanza Cordon Bleu or at least Chevrolet Astro Cheeseburger? How about a tasty Buick Grand National Cake SE 2.0 L?

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