I just wish you made me go to school…

I just wish you made me go to school…

posted on 21 Nov 2014 in Tattoos

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Fetherless?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mummy! Thenx I can Engrish!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Life is spelt wrong I think it should be laugh

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

mather mather how I lev ya

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

In the end it doesn’t really mather…

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

That’s what happens when getting a tattoo from officer Crabtree.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I’d thenk my Dad on my other arm, but I don’t know who he is.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

You’re walcome, sun.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

They even tattooed it on slowly because he can’t read very fast.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

What’s the mather with you?

Dervrak
Dervrak
5 years ago

Well his great, great grandfather WAS Cotton Mather…..

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
5 years ago

Mother+Father=Mather

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The Mathers and the Mitchs were two hillbilly families which had been feuding for generations. As it is now the 21st century, they decided to declare peace, and organized a huge dinner to settle the pact. As was going well, until one of the Mitch boys leant over with his fork, to get another potato out of the bowl of potatoes. At the very same moment grandma Mather reached over to grab one. Thus, the Mitch boy stuck the fork in the back of the hand of grandma Mather. At that point the peace was broken, because grandpa Mather stood… Read more »

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The tattoos that impress me, is where some celebrity gets his/her personal “chop” tattooed on some obvious part of their body.

Then. much later, they find it means; Round Eye Dickhead – or something along that line. 😆

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Does he mean Jerry Mather?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

How could he be expected to read it, when it’s upside down.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Babel, babel,
Tail and trabel,
Water bail,
And cauldron babble.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Stupid is as stupid does.
Thanks Mr. Gump.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Thank mather later when she pays for the laser surgery to remove that tattoo.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Nothing else mattress.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Epic fale

GwydionM
5 years ago

And thanks for raising me on Fast Foot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I thenks, tharefore I life.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I’m sure he is not very thenkful to the one who gave him the tettoo

Esperologist
Esperologist
5 years ago

You might think he means to thank his mother… but we’ll all be surprised when it comes out that his life was saved by a mathematician (mather) and the ‘e’ in thenk is his attempt to put a little energy into his thankfulness.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Better at mathermatics than spelling?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The right to bare arms is wasted on some people.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
5 years ago

It doesn’t mather.

Garst
5 years ago

That’s what happens when you remember to cross the T’s, but forget to dot the I’s before getting a tattoo.

RT
RT
5 years ago

when our powers combine, we are MATHER!

captain mather, s/he’s our hero♪♫

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

So Jerry Mathers really was the beaver?

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Thenk yiu vary moch ded for doing mam.

kioku
kioku
5 years ago

That’s unfortunate. You would think either him or the artist would have said something..

Aram
Aram
5 years ago

Illiteracy permanently printed on your body. Wow!

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Straight from Mather Russia

halimah
halimah
5 years ago

Please somebody tell me they ULed this to that misspelled tattoos website…

doodle
doodle
5 years ago

I think fother had a hand in it, too….

GRosa
GRosa
4 years ago

Forever marked for laughs 😛

Eric
Eric
4 years ago

…And this is your brain on drugs.

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