I just wish you made me go to school…

I just wish you made me go to school…

posted on 21 Nov 2014 in Tattoos

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fetherless?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Mummy! Thenx I can Engrish!

algernon
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algernon

Life is spelt wrong I think it should be laugh

algernon
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algernon

mather mather how I lev ya

J-Luke
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J-Luke

In the end it doesn’t really mather…

DrLex
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DrLex

That’s what happens when getting a tattoo from officer Crabtree.

timmy
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timmy

I’d thenk my Dad on my other arm, but I don’t know who he is.

Ben
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Ben

You’re walcome, sun.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

They even tattooed it on slowly because he can’t read very fast.

timmy
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timmy

What’s the mather with you?

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Well his great, great grandfather WAS Cotton Mather…..

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Mother+Father=Mather

Marum
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Marum

The Mathers and the Mitchs were two hillbilly families which had been feuding for generations. As it is now the 21st century, they decided to declare peace, and organized a huge dinner to settle the pact. As was going well, until one of the Mitch boys leant over with his fork, to get another potato out of the bowl of potatoes. At the very same moment grandma Mather reached over to grab one. Thus, the Mitch boy stuck the fork in the back of the hand of grandma Mather. At that point the peace was broken, because grandpa Mather stood… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

The tattoos that impress me, is where some celebrity gets his/her personal “chop” tattooed on some obvious part of their body.

Then. much later, they find it means; Round Eye Dickhead – or something along that line. 😆

Chris
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Chris

Does he mean Jerry Mather?

Marum
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Marum

How could he be expected to read it, when it’s upside down.

Marum
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Marum

Babel, babel,
Tail and trabel,
Water bail,
And cauldron babble.

Sparky
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Sparky

Stupid is as stupid does.
Thanks Mr. Gump.

Lora
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Lora

Thank mather later when she pays for the laser surgery to remove that tattoo.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nothing else mattress.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Epic fale

GwydionM
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And thanks for raising me on Fast Foot!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I thenks, tharefore I life.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I’m sure he is not very thenkful to the one who gave him the tettoo

Esperologist
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Esperologist

You might think he means to thank his mother… but we’ll all be surprised when it comes out that his life was saved by a mathematician (mather) and the ‘e’ in thenk is his attempt to put a little energy into his thankfulness.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Better at mathermatics than spelling?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The right to bare arms is wasted on some people.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

It doesn’t mather.

Garst
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That’s what happens when you remember to cross the T’s, but forget to dot the I’s before getting a tattoo.

RT
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RT

when our powers combine, we are MATHER!

captain mather, s/he’s our hero♪♫

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

So Jerry Mathers really was the beaver?

Peter
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Peter

Thenk yiu vary moch ded for doing mam.

kioku
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kioku

That’s unfortunate. You would think either him or the artist would have said something..

Aram
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Aram

Illiteracy permanently printed on your body. Wow!

The Dude
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The Dude

Straight from Mather Russia

halimah
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halimah

Please somebody tell me they ULed this to that misspelled tattoos website…

doodle
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doodle

I think fother had a hand in it, too….

GRosa
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GRosa

Forever marked for laughs 😛

Eric
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Eric

…And this is your brain on drugs.

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