I love Europe-America style!

I love Europe-America style!

posted on 13 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Do not destory

Photo courtesy of L.M.
Found inside wallet purchased in Vietnam. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Hey cocal, get me another fix or I will destory this Engrish

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

It comes from the bottom of the Atlantic

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Should I check material, clolur and place all by mlyslelf?!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

destoried humany well cocal me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Desiged and destoried in GuangZhou, France, Europe-America.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I’ve always wanted a bag made by that famous desiger
Mr. instruct- test choose!

GwydionM
5 years ago

You get a refund only if your reasons are thoroughly inhumane.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

There’s been some mistake. I got a fix from a cloacal agent.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

109408 may not be prime, but it is The Number.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Oh, the humany! The humany!”

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Someone destoried my book. It is now all empty pages.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

They can afford a famous “desiger” but skimp on an accurate translator.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Worst part is these are condoms.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I’m so grad to see excellent product is Au (gold) standard.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I just got desiged by a designer.

Can I sue?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@FB. Hell! The horse skin ones would take some filling.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I toally destoried my lady the other night.

Now she won’t talk to me.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

totally.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

I am Mr. Instruct-test and I approve this massage.

Dervrak
Dervrak
5 years ago

Dear Cocal Agent,

My cat clawed up my leather product. So it was destoried by the feliney reason NOT the humany reason. I send back to factory, get free fix

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If we don’t have the clolur you want, you can Cram it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s a good thing they use a cocal agent. Those potal agents take too long to get it done.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy, my Little Red Riding Hood is completely destoried!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

It’s not cram, it’s lembas!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

My wallet is completely destoried so now I have to keep my money in its basement.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

There are many reasons. Humany reasons do you need?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– “Grandma, what a deep voice you have!”
– “The better to greet you with”.
– “And what big eyes you have!”
– “The better to see you with”.
– “And what big hands you have!”
– “The better to hug you with”.
– “And what a big mouth you have!”
– “THE BETTER TO DESTORY YOU WITH!!!”

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Do you really want a free “fix” from the cocal agent? Sounds questionable.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

I was destoried by the home ec teacher, but I didn’t get any fix from the cocal agent.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

@Frank Burns: No wonder leather condoms wore out… of style.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Marum wrote:
I just got desiged by a designer.

Can I sue?
—–
No. you can only either su, se, or seu

MojaveGreen
MojaveGreen
5 years ago

I wonder what it would’ve looked like if it wasn’t made to the ex-cute standard.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Is “cocal” the adjective form of cocaine?

PMT
PMT
5 years ago

If product is destoried and no receipt, you will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

@EffEff: Must be fancy-talk for the rich guy in charge then.

joooooosh
joooooosh
5 years ago

Does “Clolur” mean “instructions”? As in Cram, Brown, Red, Other.
What is the Other? I’m horrified once we reach stage Red.

kemi242
kemi242
5 years ago

GuangZhou Dejinli is a famous Europe-American desiger.

kioku
kioku
5 years ago

I know it likely means that if you damage it they won’t replace it, but I can’t help but think “except humany reason” sounds adorable some how.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
5 years ago

The true meaning of “destory” is to defenestrate from an upper floor.

Tinaina
Tinaina
5 years ago

Oh that lovely cram colour…

Rachael
Rachael
5 years ago

I’ll take one in “Cram”

Dude
Dude
4 years ago

I humany destory my cram desiger guangzhao 🙁

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