I love Europe-America style!

I love Europe-America style!

posted on 13 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Do not destory

Photo courtesy of L.M.
Found inside wallet purchased in Vietnam. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Hey cocal, get me another fix or I will destory this Engrish

algernon
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algernon

It comes from the bottom of the Atlantic

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Should I check material, clolur and place all by mlyslelf?!

algernon
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algernon

destoried humany well cocal me

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Desiged and destoried in GuangZhou, France, Europe-America.

timmy
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timmy

I’ve always wanted a bag made by that famous desiger
Mr. instruct- test choose!

GwydionM
Guest

You get a refund only if your reasons are thoroughly inhumane.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

There’s been some mistake. I got a fix from a cloacal agent.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

109408 may not be prime, but it is The Number.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“Oh, the humany! The humany!”

DrLex
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DrLex

Someone destoried my book. It is now all empty pages.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

They can afford a famous “desiger” but skimp on an accurate translator.

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

Worst part is these are condoms.

Marum
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Marum

I’m so grad to see excellent product is Au (gold) standard.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I just got desiged by a designer.

Can I sue?

Marum
Guest
Marum

@FB. Hell! The horse skin ones would take some filling.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I toally destoried my lady the other night.

Now she won’t talk to me.

Marum
Guest
Marum

totally.

Sparky
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Sparky

I am Mr. Instruct-test and I approve this massage.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Dear Cocal Agent,

My cat clawed up my leather product. So it was destoried by the feliney reason NOT the humany reason. I send back to factory, get free fix

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If we don’t have the clolur you want, you can Cram it!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

It’s a good thing they use a cocal agent. Those potal agents take too long to get it done.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, my Little Red Riding Hood is completely destoried!

Biff the Understudy
Guest

It’s not cram, it’s lembas!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

My wallet is completely destoried so now I have to keep my money in its basement.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

There are many reasons. Humany reasons do you need?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– “Grandma, what a deep voice you have!”
– “The better to greet you with”.
– “And what big eyes you have!”
– “The better to see you with”.
– “And what big hands you have!”
– “The better to hug you with”.
– “And what a big mouth you have!”
– “THE BETTER TO DESTORY YOU WITH!!!”

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Do you really want a free “fix” from the cocal agent? Sounds questionable.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

I was destoried by the home ec teacher, but I didn’t get any fix from the cocal agent.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@Frank Burns: No wonder leather condoms wore out… of style.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Marum wrote:
I just got desiged by a designer.

Can I sue?
—–
No. you can only either su, se, or seu

MojaveGreen
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MojaveGreen

I wonder what it would’ve looked like if it wasn’t made to the ex-cute standard.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

Is “cocal” the adjective form of cocaine?

PMT
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PMT

If product is destoried and no receipt, you will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@EffEff: Must be fancy-talk for the rich guy in charge then.

joooooosh
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joooooosh

Does “Clolur” mean “instructions”? As in Cram, Brown, Red, Other.
What is the Other? I’m horrified once we reach stage Red.

kemi242
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kemi242

GuangZhou Dejinli is a famous Europe-American desiger.

kioku
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kioku

I know it likely means that if you damage it they won’t replace it, but I can’t help but think “except humany reason” sounds adorable some how.

Crank Caller
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Crank Caller

The true meaning of “destory” is to defenestrate from an upper floor.

Tinaina
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Tinaina

Oh that lovely cram colour…

Rachael
Guest
Rachael

I’ll take one in “Cram”

Dude
Guest
Dude

I humany destory my cram desiger guangzhao 🙁

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