I think we got cut off…

I think we got cut off…

posted on 9 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Don’t lose your head!

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
Found on a hotel phone in Xining, China.

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algernon
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algernon

I love a party line

algernon
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algernon

These Chinese are so clever telephones that work all by themselves

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

So this is where I lost my other half

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

OK, I’ll call 911

sparky
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sparky

That explains my chest pains when I make calls.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

So those telephone bills really do cost an arm and a leg here…

timmy
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timmy

So glad I didn’t choose to cut the cord.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Picking up the receiver, I halfheartedly called my mother-in-law….

DrLex
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DrLex

The connection to the telephone exchange system is fully automatic. The severed connection while you are in the middle of a life-changing conversation, is entirely manual, and we enjoy it deeply.

Signed,
the extremely bored telephone maintenance team.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Tele-phone-kinetic abilities?

Marum
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Marum

We wholeheartedly enjoy stuffing you about.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The phone service is as good as it’ sever gonna be.

Marum
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Marum

Want to get rid of someone?

China Telco will do a slice n dice job on them, at normal international call rates.

NOTE: Surcharge applies on Pubic Holidays.

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

Don’t worry! At our all new nontraditional telephone exchange you can trade in your boring old functional phone for the hip new severed phone. We promise severed phones will eventually become a fad, either that or antique.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You need to dial several times because you keep getting the Wong number.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

We had to make some cuts…

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Featured in “Saw: The Engrish Adventure”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This telephone system is found exclusively at the Heart-Break Hotel.

spareocean
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spareocean

Answer on the other line: Hello, let’s play a game.

Finally, Jigsaw now has a job doing his passion.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

And the Red Queen’s off with her head

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs, you will still have a functioning telephone.

Peter
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Peter

CAUTION: Use of this telephone will cause SEVERE injury or death by getting yourself SEVERED.

Anon
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Anon

So, Jack the Ripper found a telephone job?

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