I think we got cut off…

I think we got cut off…

posted on 9 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Don’t lose your head!

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
Found on a hotel phone in Xining, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I love a party line

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

These Chinese are so clever telephones that work all by themselves

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

So this is where I lost my other half

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

OK, I’ll call 911

sparky
sparky
5 years ago

That explains my chest pains when I make calls.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

So those telephone bills really do cost an arm and a leg here…

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

So glad I didn’t choose to cut the cord.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Picking up the receiver, I halfheartedly called my mother-in-law….

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

The connection to the telephone exchange system is fully automatic. The severed connection while you are in the middle of a life-changing conversation, is entirely manual, and we enjoy it deeply.

Signed,
the extremely bored telephone maintenance team.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Tele-phone-kinetic abilities?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

We wholeheartedly enjoy stuffing you about.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The phone service is as good as it’ sever gonna be.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Want to get rid of someone?

China Telco will do a slice n dice job on them, at normal international call rates.

NOTE: Surcharge applies on Pubic Holidays.

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
5 years ago

Don’t worry! At our all new nontraditional telephone exchange you can trade in your boring old functional phone for the hip new severed phone. We promise severed phones will eventually become a fad, either that or antique.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You need to dial several times because you keep getting the Wong number.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
5 years ago

We had to make some cuts…

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Featured in “Saw: The Engrish Adventure”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

This telephone system is found exclusively at the Heart-Break Hotel.

spareocean
spareocean
5 years ago

Answer on the other line: Hello, let’s play a game.

Finally, Jigsaw now has a job doing his passion.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

And the Red Queen’s off with her head

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs, you will still have a functioning telephone.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

CAUTION: Use of this telephone will cause SEVERE injury or death by getting yourself SEVERED.

Anon
Anon
5 years ago

So, Jack the Ripper found a telephone job?

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