Like I ever follow instructions…

Like I ever follow instructions…

posted on 22 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Safety means different things to different people.

Photo courtesy of Madi Webb. 
Found on cell phone battery.  

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Safe to l;eave it alone

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But is it safe to use as a phone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Damage or other damage, that is the caption

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t worry, I won’t follow these instructions

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I only throw assembled touches.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

May I suggested a good power water brand to use regularly for exposure?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I usually drink Apple water

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

These instructions seemed to have suffered some damage or other damage.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I will pratect my ilfie light with all my might.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Should I use two-phase or three-phase power water?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Other damage = a rip in the space time continuum.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I don’t know about power water, But heavy water is to be avoided at all costs. Unless of course you’re fission for trouble.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

At last!

An eclectic pasta maker.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

Kiobada! You idiot!
These are the instructions for operating an electronic Girlie Doll.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

Now you can guess what the “power water” is for.

I told you they are very lifelike.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

No more Red Bull?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Sparky.
Red Bull may well give you wings.

But so will Stayfree women’s products.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you do follow the manufactures instructions, it will cause: Coughs and colds and hairy holes, stampeding turtles, flights of fancy, burning wangs, uncontollable random orgasms, pestilence, and plagues of Locusts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Follow the red fire extinguisher and find out just how deep the power water is

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Do not follow these instructions. Treat them nicely and they will follow you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If I exposure in suggested, can I be sure of causing other damage or will that turn on the ilfie light?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If following these instructions fails to cause damage, wash battery in a better brand of power water and try for other damage.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

My pleasure, as always

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s good to have so many forms of damage available, so life doesn’t get boring.

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

How can I not be following these instructions if I follow the instruction to not follow the instructions?

szk
szk
5 years ago

@Jellychop

I am surprised you were the first one to notice the paradox

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Unfortunately, I can never resist to throw up all over my disassembled touch screen

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Jellychop. Are you a fan of Kant? (German Philosopher)

kioku
kioku
5 years ago

Okay… I promise I shall not not throw a tourch that is not dissembled.

kemi242
kemi242
5 years ago

CAUTION: Do not read this manual! Not following these instructions will ensure dangerous and illegal use of this device.

Whirled One
Whirled One
5 years ago

That was good advice about using power water– it counteracts both fire and electric shock! Unfortunately, power water can also cause damage or other damage.

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