Safety means different things to different people.
Photo courtesy of Madi Webb.
Found on cell phone battery.
Safe to l;eave it alone
But is it safe to use as a phone
Damage or other damage, that is the caption
Don’t worry, I won’t follow these instructions
I only throw assembled touches.
May I suggested a good power water brand to use regularly for exposure?
I usually drink Apple water
These instructions seemed to have suffered some damage or other damage.
I will pratect my ilfie light with all my might.
Should I use two-phase or three-phase power water?
Other damage = a rip in the space time continuum.
I don’t know about power water, But heavy water is to be avoided at all costs. Unless of course you’re fission for trouble.
An eclectic pasta maker.
Kiobada! You idiot!
These are the instructions for operating an electronic Girlie Doll.
Now you can guess what the “power water” is for.
I told you they are very lifelike.
No more Red Bull?
Red Bull may well give you wings.
But so will Stayfree women’s products.
If you do follow the manufactures instructions, it will cause: Coughs and colds and hairy holes, stampeding turtles, flights of fancy, burning wangs, uncontollable random orgasms, pestilence, and plagues of Locusts.
Follow the red fire extinguisher and find out just how deep the power water is
Do not follow these instructions. Treat them nicely and they will follow you.
If I exposure in suggested, can I be sure of causing other damage or will that turn on the ilfie light?
If following these instructions fails to cause damage, wash battery in a better brand of power water and try for other damage.
My pleasure, as always
It’s good to have so many forms of damage available, so life doesn’t get boring.
How can I not be following these instructions if I follow the instruction to not follow the instructions?
I am surprised you were the first one to notice the paradox
Unfortunately, I can never resist to throw up all over my disassembled touch screen
@Jellychop. Are you a fan of Kant? (German Philosopher)
Okay… I promise I shall not not throw a tourch that is not dissembled.
CAUTION: Do not read this manual! Not following these instructions will ensure dangerous and illegal use of this device.
That was good advice about using power water– it counteracts both fire and electric shock! Unfortunately, power water can also cause damage or other damage.