Like I ever follow instructions…

Like I ever follow instructions…

posted on 22 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Safety means different things to different people.

Photo courtesy of Madi Webb. 
Found on cell phone battery.  

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algernon
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algernon

Safe to l;eave it alone

algernon
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algernon

But is it safe to use as a phone

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Damage or other damage, that is the caption

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t worry, I won’t follow these instructions

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I only throw assembled touches.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

May I suggested a good power water brand to use regularly for exposure?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I usually drink Apple water

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

These instructions seemed to have suffered some damage or other damage.

DrLex
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DrLex

I will pratect my ilfie light with all my might.

DrLex
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DrLex

Should I use two-phase or three-phase power water?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Other damage = a rip in the space time continuum.

Marum
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Marum

I don’t know about power water, But heavy water is to be avoided at all costs. Unless of course you’re fission for trouble.

Marum
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Marum

At last!

An eclectic pasta maker.

Gooma
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Gooma

Kiobada! You idiot!
These are the instructions for operating an electronic Girlie Doll.

Gooma
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Gooma

Now you can guess what the “power water” is for.

I told you they are very lifelike.

Sparky
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Sparky

No more Red Bull?

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky.
Red Bull may well give you wings.

But so will Stayfree women’s products.

Marum
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Marum

If you do follow the manufactures instructions, it will cause: Coughs and colds and hairy holes, stampeding turtles, flights of fancy, burning wangs, uncontollable random orgasms, pestilence, and plagues of Locusts.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Follow the red fire extinguisher and find out just how deep the power water is

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do not follow these instructions. Treat them nicely and they will follow you.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If I exposure in suggested, can I be sure of causing other damage or will that turn on the ilfie light?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If following these instructions fails to cause damage, wash battery in a better brand of power water and try for other damage.

Peter
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Peter

My pleasure, as always

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s good to have so many forms of damage available, so life doesn’t get boring.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

How can I not be following these instructions if I follow the instruction to not follow the instructions?

szk
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szk

@Jellychop

I am surprised you were the first one to notice the paradox

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Unfortunately, I can never resist to throw up all over my disassembled touch screen

Marum
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Marum

@Jellychop. Are you a fan of Kant? (German Philosopher)

kioku
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kioku

Okay… I promise I shall not not throw a tourch that is not dissembled.

kemi242
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kemi242

CAUTION: Do not read this manual! Not following these instructions will ensure dangerous and illegal use of this device.

Whirled One
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Whirled One

That was good advice about using power water– it counteracts both fire and electric shock! Unfortunately, power water can also cause damage or other damage.

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