Like my cousin’s meth lab…

Like my cousin’s meth lab…

posted on 30 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Gravel, stones and pebbles

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But is it legal

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: May contain traces of toilet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, what’s for dinner?
– MDMA, sweetie.

szk
szk
6 years ago

You mean like cement?

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Bob Dylan told me “Johnny’s in the basement mixing up the medicine.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Unfortunately rice does not contain enough Vitamin C for us westerners. So you end up with a problem called “Rice Balls”. First noted by doctors at Changi. (Book Behind Bamboo) (Story of Changi POW camp)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When I was 17, when after dinner at her place, my Asian lady saw me shovel some rice into a bowl, and put Ice-cream on top. In those days in Oz, rice was dessert. The only time one had rice as a “main”, was with curry. This look of horror came on her face, and she exclaimed. “You Australians do strange things!.” Like a flash of lightning I saw myself in another race’s eyes for a split second. I had never greatly suffered from racism, but that dispelled any last traces of racial superiority I may have still had. “It… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ah! The joys of the heart, and the dew in the morning. They’ve gone, and they’ve left you, without any warning. (Stollen quote). 😉

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The foundation of a healthy diet.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Basement nutriment? Hope the label specifies. Cheetos allergies are dangerous, y’know.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Kiobada. You two were just like a pair of young rabbits. ‘Tis a wonder you ever had time to eat.
And no! “Basement nutrition” is not oral-sex.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Headlines:
Uncle Ben found dead. No more Mr Rice guy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If rice has basement nutriment, maybe we could make bread from ground floor?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: May contain traces of rat.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

The eighth nutrient . . .

1. carbohydrates
2. proteins
3. fat
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6. vitamins
7. minerals
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8. BASEMENT NUTRIMENT ?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Uncle Ben’s basement, which is not located in Uncle Tom’s cabin.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

All the essential fungi and mildews to build healthy growths.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and I thought only lice contains basement nutriment!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

I question how nutritional “basement nutriment” is.
Have you seen what most basement dwellers eat?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our Diet Coke

GwydionM
6 years ago

Or you could grow mushrooms in the basement.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

So what is the r.d.a. for radon?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

My parents drink that stuff, but generally the vanilla or chocolate flavors. I’ve never seen the rice flavor.

They don’t have a basement, though. I think they keep it in the pantry.

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

I grow my rice among other things hydroponically in my basement.

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