Nation destroyers will not be tolerated.

Nation destroyers will not be tolerated.

posted on 1 Nov 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

$50 Fine for Nation Destroying

Photo courtesy of Joe B.
Found in Thailand.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

In your own time of course

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So ISIS has reached this far

DiegoC
DiegoC
6 years ago

Sure, if I see some nefarious villain just seconds away from pushing a button that will destroy the nation . . .

. . . I’ll be sure to write a strongly-worded letter to Po. Box 11 Koh Samui and advise them of the situation.

I’ll expect a reply in 3-4 weeks.

DiegoC
DiegoC
6 years ago

Oh yes, by all means, mention the three-digit emergency hotline AFTER the two longer numbers that also need an area code to work.

Nice to see our tax baht at work.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Dear PO Box 11,
HELP!
Faithfully Yours, Crime Victim

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

In case of emergency, write quickly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: If you accidentally find any policemen, do NOT notify any drug dealers, drug sellers, etc.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I found Mr. Hilter!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Dear Po.Box 11,
I found an accident. I tried to take it with me, but it didn’t fit in my car.

Sincerely yours,

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui police,
I’m writing today in regards to the U.S. Congress…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Drear Koh Samui Police;
Help! Someone is trying to kil……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I reported a crime and got a “Get out of caning” Free card.

clueless
clueless
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui Police,

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a drug seller?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The king is a wanker.
……………………………..With all due respect of course.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We will get round to apprehending these criminals….When we get a cool day.

We regard all crime with apprehension , but not necessarily urgency.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Brissie police are not much better.
I rang to report a crime in progress. They were far more interested in getting my details than doing anything about the crime. (The phone call ended up costing me $22.00)

Next time I will either take action myself, or let it pass. 😯

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In fact. To waste even more time, the dopey bitch on the phone, went through all the details three times.

GwydionM
6 years ago

We are keen to arrest those who destroy accidents.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui police station,
I found a drug seller. Should I send it to you by parcel post, or will you send me a policeman in a plain brown wrapper?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui police station,

I just discovered Magneto is looming around the street corner. Please arrest him.

Thanks
X-Men

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

I had an accident in my pants. Does this qualify?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

@Marum | 8:34 am | . Well that’s just buggered up your next trip to Thailand

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui police station,

I just jaywalked.
Thought I’d let you know.

Will Pitts
6 years ago

Hello, police? Target is having a two-for-one sale on Zantac. Just thought I’d give you a heads-up.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui Police Station:

There is a murder in progress on my street. Oh, wait. They have uniforms on and they are looking my way.

Never mind.

Just Minding My Business

Somewhere. But definitely not on my street.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui Police. I wish to report an Origami Course by correspondence I paid for. I was unable to get the first assignment into the envelope. Have I been ripped off?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. Hehe, you got it. A few years ago an Australian women got herself locked up in Thailand. When she couldn’t get her own way, she staged the usual screaming match. The officials warned her, that by criticizing the workings of their department, she was insulting the king. So she suggested they “stuff” their king. They responded, by locking her up for a couple of weeks, until she developed some manners. Women get away with this nonsense in Oz. If you ever take one to court, the first thing they claim, is that you acted in a bullying manner, and… Read more »

SonikkuAmerica
SonikkuAmerica
6 years ago

Dear Koh Samui Police:

I caught a ton of nation-destroyers around the world. Can you help me?

Signed,
Random UN Peacekeeper

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