Only real cursoriness will be accepted.

Only real cursoriness will be accepted.

posted on 14 Nov 2014 in Clothing

Conduce of attaint is no excuse.

Photo courtesy of Yisrael W.
Skirt tag found in Jerusalem (origin unknown).

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Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

This caption was not washed. Isn’t that enough detriment?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This washing machine credit card is fine and confused

algernon
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algernon

American Express

algernon
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algernon

Don’t think its much good held together with sticky tape

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Thelma! My parka is all attainted! I told you it’s wash by cursor, no detriment!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Me doctor. You fine.

joooooosh
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joooooosh

This tag tells me nothing about if I go to original detriment site and the consult is not living.

timmy
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timmy

These credit card terms and conditions get harder to understand
all the time.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I think that nou ght detriment hebdomad of artifcial cursoriness thd assure ambit within.

Or not.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Money laundering at its finest

DrLex
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DrLex

Everyone knows natural cursoriness makes you fat, therefore we only use artificial cursoriness.

DrLex
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DrLex

Caution: washing this caption will not cause naught detriment.

GwydionM
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If you go to our detriment site, you won’t come back.

Peter
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Peter

hebdomad (plural hebdomads)

A group of seven.
A period of seven days, a week.

Leave it to the Engrish to teach me new vocabulary. Now, all I have to do is use it three times and it’s mine forever. My next email will be…interesting.

JimS
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JimS

Me fine.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Desige & Destory by Cocal Channel

Chris
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Chris

Hurry up. I don’t have all hebdomad.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Peter: I knew about the French word “hebdomadaire”, meaning weekly. I didn’t know about English “hebdomad” until now!

EffEff
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EffEff

Destory: To deconstruct a story.

Lora
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Lora

Me Tarzan, you fine!

Marum
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Marum

When that great icon Gough Whitlam, stuffed the Australian Clothing Industry in the 70s, I bought one of the first Taiwanese shirts to come into the country.
I then cut off the tag inside and stuck it on my dresser mirror.

The tag implored me : “Please to wash quickly”

I saw the tag every morning for six months until the penny dropped.

Please to wash quickly = Colourfast; or; wash fast.

Biff the Understudy
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“Don’t lave home without it.”

Marum
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Marum

The next one I bought came from Ceylon (Sri Lanka).

There was a loose printed message in the pocket; “Checked by Kostadinka”.

szk
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szk

The card is assure that it will me so confusing that it will be sure to leave you cursoring

szk
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szk

Probably to DETRiment you from taking them up on this “offer”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dear credit card: I fine, how you? You still studying English? Good luck!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Where can I apply for this great credit card?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The THD of this credit card is too high and the signal to noise ratio is terrible!

sparky
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sparky

I have this credit card. Are the $500 annual fees too high and where is it accepted? Just askin.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

So if you get this credit card you have to pay a fine?

tankero
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tankero

Nou ght, Sherlock.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Caption is washed at here!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

THC – Tetrahydrocursorinessol
THD – Tetrahydrodetrimental

Dudo
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Dudo

Fashion isn’t the only thing that’s high here.

Chris
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Chris

Damn client, you is FINE!

Wm Jas
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Da-yumn, client, you FINE!

ThatDragonGirl
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ThatDragonGirl

I’m fine? Great! I love being a fine client.

Casey83
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Casey83

You Fine! You know it!

SonikkuAmerica
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SonikkuAmerica

Hey! You fine! We to not do the overcharge or max out thing. You be fine with us! Just wave this thing in front of cash terminal and you are be the instant pay for! Buy any you want!thing

Myself
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