Only real cursoriness will be accepted.

Only real cursoriness will be accepted.

posted on 14 Nov 2014 in Clothing

Conduce of attaint is no excuse.

Photo courtesy of Yisrael W.
Skirt tag found in Jerusalem (origin unknown).

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Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

This caption was not washed. Isn’t that enough detriment?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

This washing machine credit card is fine and confused

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

American Express

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Don’t think its much good held together with sticky tape

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Thelma! My parka is all attainted! I told you it’s wash by cursor, no detriment!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Me doctor. You fine.

joooooosh
joooooosh
5 years ago

This tag tells me nothing about if I go to original detriment site and the consult is not living.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

These credit card terms and conditions get harder to understand
all the time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I think that nou ght detriment hebdomad of artifcial cursoriness thd assure ambit within.

Or not.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Money laundering at its finest

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Everyone knows natural cursoriness makes you fat, therefore we only use artificial cursoriness.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Caution: washing this caption will not cause naught detriment.

GwydionM
5 years ago

If you go to our detriment site, you won’t come back.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

hebdomad (plural hebdomads)

A group of seven.
A period of seven days, a week.

Leave it to the Engrish to teach me new vocabulary. Now, all I have to do is use it three times and it’s mine forever. My next email will be…interesting.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Me fine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Desige & Destory by Cocal Channel

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Hurry up. I don’t have all hebdomad.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Peter: I knew about the French word “hebdomadaire”, meaning weekly. I didn’t know about English “hebdomad” until now!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Destory: To deconstruct a story.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Me Tarzan, you fine!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

When that great icon Gough Whitlam, stuffed the Australian Clothing Industry in the 70s, I bought one of the first Taiwanese shirts to come into the country.
I then cut off the tag inside and stuck it on my dresser mirror.

The tag implored me : “Please to wash quickly”

I saw the tag every morning for six months until the penny dropped.

Please to wash quickly = Colourfast; or; wash fast.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

“Don’t lave home without it.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The next one I bought came from Ceylon (Sri Lanka).

There was a loose printed message in the pocket; “Checked by Kostadinka”.

szk
szk
5 years ago

The card is assure that it will me so confusing that it will be sure to leave you cursoring

szk
szk
5 years ago

Probably to DETRiment you from taking them up on this “offer”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Dear credit card: I fine, how you? You still studying English? Good luck!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Where can I apply for this great credit card?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The THD of this credit card is too high and the signal to noise ratio is terrible!

sparky
sparky
5 years ago

I have this credit card. Are the $500 annual fees too high and where is it accepted? Just askin.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

So if you get this credit card you have to pay a fine?

tankero
tankero
5 years ago

Nou ght, Sherlock.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Caption is washed at here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

THC – Tetrahydrocursorinessol
THD – Tetrahydrodetrimental

Dudo
Dudo
5 years ago

Fashion isn’t the only thing that’s high here.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Damn client, you is FINE!

Wm Jas
5 years ago

Da-yumn, client, you FINE!

ThatDragonGirl
ThatDragonGirl
5 years ago

I’m fine? Great! I love being a fine client.

Casey83
Casey83
5 years ago

You Fine! You know it!

SonikkuAmerica
SonikkuAmerica
5 years ago

Hey! You fine! We to not do the overcharge or max out thing. You be fine with us! Just wave this thing in front of cash terminal and you are be the instant pay for! Buy any you want!thing

Myself
3 years ago

Thd Agman’s Ambit

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