Quit asking if it’s Pegasus.

Quit asking if it’s Pegasus.

posted on 3 Nov 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I’ll cut my hair when horses fly… nevermind.

Photo courtesy of Joe B.
Found in Thailand. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A horse! A horse! My careful for a horse!

algernon
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algernon

Flying horses anyone

algernon
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algernon

These Amish get about

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Pegacorn?

DrLex
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DrLex

Well, it’s not as bad as bungee-jumping hippos.

iLock
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iLock

For the upper class horses.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And you were worried about seagull poop.

Ben
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Ben

Site of the “Amish Gone Wild” videos.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Horses, off courses

timmy
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timmy

Man. the things a guy will do just to see a nude beach.

GwydionM
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The buggies will eat you if you don’t watch out.

Sparky
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Sparky

Why don’t the Amish water ski?
Because the horses would drown.

Sparky
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Sparky

Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop, bang bang bang.

A: An Amish drive by shooting.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Those aren’t brown jellyfish that have washed onto the beach either.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and I thought they only did that at Normandy during WWII.

Marum
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Marum

I never knew that cart horses liked parasailing.

Marum
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Marum

Q. What is the difference between a carthorse and a warhorse?

A. A warhorse darts into the fray.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s absolutely no danger from low-flying punctuation, though.

Marum
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Marum

Look here mate. My name is Icarus.
I wish to lodge a complaint about a Landau, and an eight-in-hand, encroaching on my airspace.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT hahahaha.

BE CAREFUL: OF PARASAILING HORSES; AND BUGGIES; ON THE BEACH?

Ist das besser?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The horseflies are really bad around there.

tadchem
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tadchem

Who knew there was an Amish Santa Claus, let alone that he hangs out in Thailand?

RT
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RT

did you know i’m riding this horse, which is parasailing backwards? HYAH!

-Isaiah Mustafa

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

How come the Amish have flying “cars” before we do?

mamat
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mamat

Did you said they’re farting rainbows too?

joooooosh
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joooooosh

Also this beach is a cornfield

JimS
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JimS

Another lesson in the importance of punctuation.

EffEff
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EffEff

Parasailing horses and buggies better watch out for children and dogs riding bicycles.

Marum
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Marum

@EffEff. I asked a man in a wheelchair with no legs about this. He didn’t know what I was on about.

Vincent Vega
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Vincent Vega

Found in Thailand? That makes this even better Engrish since Penang is in Malaysia, and not Thailand!

Shijaz
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Shijaz

This is in Malaysia, not Thailand.

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