Quit asking if it’s Pegasus.

Quit asking if it’s Pegasus.

posted on 3 Nov 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I’ll cut my hair when horses fly… nevermind.

Photo courtesy of Joe B.
Found in Thailand. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

A horse! A horse! My careful for a horse!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Flying horses anyone

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

These Amish get about

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
5 years ago

Pegacorn?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Well, it’s not as bad as bungee-jumping hippos.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

For the upper class horses.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

And you were worried about seagull poop.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Site of the “Amish Gone Wild” videos.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Horses, off courses

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Man. the things a guy will do just to see a nude beach.

GwydionM
5 years ago

The buggies will eat you if you don’t watch out.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Why don’t the Amish water ski?
Because the horses would drown.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Q: What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop, bang bang bang.

A: An Amish drive by shooting.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Those aren’t brown jellyfish that have washed onto the beach either.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

and I thought they only did that at Normandy during WWII.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I never knew that cart horses liked parasailing.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. What is the difference between a carthorse and a warhorse?

A. A warhorse darts into the fray.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

There’s absolutely no danger from low-flying punctuation, though.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Look here mate. My name is Icarus.
I wish to lodge a complaint about a Landau, and an eight-in-hand, encroaching on my airspace.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT hahahaha.

BE CAREFUL: OF PARASAILING HORSES; AND BUGGIES; ON THE BEACH?

Ist das besser?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The horseflies are really bad around there.

tadchem
tadchem
5 years ago

Who knew there was an Amish Santa Claus, let alone that he hangs out in Thailand?

RT
RT
5 years ago

did you know i’m riding this horse, which is parasailing backwards? HYAH!

-Isaiah Mustafa

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

How come the Amish have flying “cars” before we do?

mamat
mamat
5 years ago

Did you said they’re farting rainbows too?

joooooosh
joooooosh
5 years ago

Also this beach is a cornfield

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

Another lesson in the importance of punctuation.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Parasailing horses and buggies better watch out for children and dogs riding bicycles.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@EffEff. I asked a man in a wheelchair with no legs about this. He didn’t know what I was on about.

Vincent Vega
Vincent Vega
5 years ago

Found in Thailand? That makes this even better Engrish since Penang is in Malaysia, and not Thailand!

Shijaz
Shijaz
5 years ago

This is in Malaysia, not Thailand.

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