Spontaneous Toasteration

Spontaneous Toasteration

posted on 7 Nov 2014 in Signs

Wait’ll you hear where babies come from…

Photo courtesy of Topi Lindholm.
Found in Narita, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Brings new meaning to a bun in the oven

algernon
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algernon

It really does come out of nowhete

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And Bread Pitt just came from Angelina

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Our quality is made of high bread!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s like the Big Bang with a crust!

DrLex
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DrLex

I think they are confusing mold with bread.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Meh.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Are there Magic Elves in the kitchen?

timmy
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timmy

Just don’t ask what goes in.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Why did the bread cross the road?
– Because it just came out from our Bakery kitchen!

Marum
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Marum

I also spontaneously chuck it up.

Marum
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Marum

WE are high quality.

Dunno about the fued though.

Marum
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Marum

Yeah. I gnow it’s feud.

Marum
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Marum

I cook my fued with feul,
It is my golden reul,
I sit upon the kitchen stule,
And eat my red hot gerul.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bread in, bread out

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Our bread keeps coming out. One day we hope to work out why it’s always gay.

Biff the Understudy
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Tim Cook cooks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The bread isn’t just loafing around in there.

Auntie
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Auntie

A really boring place to eat middle of the road western food. Even their Engrish is mediocre.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Better “out from our Bakery kitchen” then “from out their rear end”

tadchem
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tadchem

The bakery has its own kitchen?

Marum
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Marum

Does the waitress come with dessert.

No. But she gets a bit puffed on Satu8rday nights.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Let’s get cracking on the fish, the multitude is getting cranky!

Chuck
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Chuck

Jesus is our inspiration.

Myself
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We’ve been trying to stop the endless tide of fresh-baked bread which is mysteriously coming out in massive piles from our bakery kitchen. If it keeps happening at the same rate, in a week we’ll have to shut down our bakery because it’ll be full to bursting with fresh-baked bread. In a month, fresh-baked bread will cover the entire city of Narita. Within a year, there will be fresh-baked bread over all of Japan, and within three years from now, the entire earth will be covered in fresh-baked bread. Please, we ask anybody who knows anything about where all this… Read more »

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