Symbols sold separately…

Symbols sold separately…

posted on 16 Nov 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Found on an inflatable bathtub. 

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algernon
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algernon

Not for sharp children

algernon
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algernon

A product for multitasking.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: It can NOT cause guitars, basses and microphones

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fortunately, it looks like it can come into contact with at least 1.1 meters of children

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

A.K.A. The Jusenkyo Drum kit.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Not suitable for airheads or drumheads…

GwydionM
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Boiling water may cause a complete String Quartet

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Drum roll, please

timmy
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timmy

“Can not come into contact with sharp objects”
So Democrats are free to use it then.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I accidentally nicked it and it gave me a bongo.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

If I use a sharp object on my drum kit, it won’t leak air, but it will stop working properly.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What happens if this object comes into contact with a beautiful nude lady?

DrLex
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DrLex

@Seventy2rd: then it may cause children.

DrLex
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DrLex

Water temperatures above 100° can cause an entire kumi-daiko.

Marum
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Marum

The drums! THE DRUMS!!! they’re DRIVING ME MAD!!!

Marum
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Marum

@72rd. It will cause a Deflowering Drum Song.

(Flower Drum Song) – Richard Rogers 1961?

Marum
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Marum

I would not have thought that the Burrundi Drummers, would fit into one little life-raft.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ DrLex: Air & drum children?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Marum: Or a splash!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

An explosive air leak would be bad for the ear drums!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

For temperatures above 50 degrees, please use kettle drum.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Where do the drum kits come from? Beats me!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bathtub may also be used as a paradiddling pool.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Must be Yamaha brand

Larry/Martha Rippere
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Larry/Martha Rippere

“CYMBALS sold separately” (not “symbols”)

Jack
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Jack

Freezing water may cause orchestra.

szk
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szk

@Larry/Martha Rippere

That was likely deliberate

RT
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RT

-mommy, I raised the bathtub water too high, and now I want to quit my dreams of becoming a doctor to become a drummer for a rock band!
-NOOOOOOOO!!! why didn’t I heed the warnings!

Salome
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Salome

Droll not Troll: You mean: ‘We don’t roll in your toilet, so please don’t paradiddle in our bath.’

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you put hot water in this bath you’re likely to get your rim shot.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?
The drummer.

Garst
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But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much it cries, no matter how much it begs, never feed it after midnight.

PMT
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PMT

Definitely don’t store this in direct sunlight, or you’ll have no idea where to put all the resulting amplifiers!

Tom K White
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Tom K White

Ba-dum-tsch!

dw
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dw

Wait, should I not hit children on the head or should I make sure I hit children on the head?

Chuck
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Chuck

Keith Moon sold separately.

TaaNop
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TaaNop

For the proper definition irony, refer to the title of this picture.

Bill
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Bill

*Cymbals. Learn Engrish

mike
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mike

Forget the drums, what the hell is that stick-guy about to do to that small stick-child on the lower left?!?!?!?

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