Symbols sold separately…

Symbols sold separately…

posted on 16 Nov 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Found on an inflatable bathtub. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Not for sharp children

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A product for multitasking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: It can NOT cause guitars, basses and microphones

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fortunately, it looks like it can come into contact with at least 1.1 meters of children

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

A.K.A. The Jusenkyo Drum kit.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Not suitable for airheads or drumheads…

GwydionM
6 years ago

Boiling water may cause a complete String Quartet

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Drum roll, please

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Can not come into contact with sharp objects”
So Democrats are free to use it then.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

I accidentally nicked it and it gave me a bongo.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If I use a sharp object on my drum kit, it won’t leak air, but it will stop working properly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

What happens if this object comes into contact with a beautiful nude lady?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd: then it may cause children.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Water temperatures above 100° can cause an entire kumi-daiko.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The drums! THE DRUMS!!! they’re DRIVING ME MAD!!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. It will cause a Deflowering Drum Song.

(Flower Drum Song) – Richard Rogers 1961?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I would not have thought that the Burrundi Drummers, would fit into one little life-raft.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ DrLex: Air & drum children?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum: Or a splash!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

An explosive air leak would be bad for the ear drums!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For temperatures above 50 degrees, please use kettle drum.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Where do the drum kits come from? Beats me!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bathtub may also be used as a paradiddling pool.

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

Must be Yamaha brand

Larry/Martha Rippere
Larry/Martha Rippere
6 years ago

“CYMBALS sold separately” (not “symbols”)

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Freezing water may cause orchestra.

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Larry/Martha Rippere

That was likely deliberate

RT
RT
6 years ago

-mommy, I raised the bathtub water too high, and now I want to quit my dreams of becoming a doctor to become a drummer for a rock band!
-NOOOOOOOO!!! why didn’t I heed the warnings!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Droll not Troll: You mean: ‘We don’t roll in your toilet, so please don’t paradiddle in our bath.’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you put hot water in this bath you’re likely to get your rim shot.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?
The drummer.

Garst
6 years ago

But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much it cries, no matter how much it begs, never feed it after midnight.

PMT
PMT
6 years ago

Definitely don’t store this in direct sunlight, or you’ll have no idea where to put all the resulting amplifiers!

Tom K White
Tom K White
6 years ago

Ba-dum-tsch!

dw
dw
6 years ago

Wait, should I not hit children on the head or should I make sure I hit children on the head?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Keith Moon sold separately.

TaaNop
TaaNop
6 years ago

For the proper definition irony, refer to the title of this picture.

Bill
Bill
6 years ago

*Cymbals. Learn Engrish

mike
mike
6 years ago

Forget the drums, what the hell is that stick-guy about to do to that small stick-child on the lower left?!?!?!?

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