Theory of everything

Theory of everything

posted on 26 Nov 2014 in Uncategorized

I majored in Theoretical Engrish.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t temperstand.

algernon
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algernon

Ad for air conditioner

algernon
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algernon

I fit into your cool temper

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

All the speed space are belong to us!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Well, at least they got their case hardened.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

I don’t always temper
but when I do
it’s speed space

Conventi
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Conventi

So says Stephen Hawking.

DrLex
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DrLex

Looks like someone crossed a blacksmith with a theoretical physicist here.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I dunno, my speed space seems to have left me this morning. Zzzzz….

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I temper you, Engrish

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It’s the new recruiting slogan for the Knights Temper.

DrLex
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DrLex

This sounds best when imagining it being spoken in William Shatner’s voice.

Sparky
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Sparky

Space–time discontinuum.

Sparky
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Sparky

Temper Fi.

timmy
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timmy

And may the motive force be with you!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Temper now. It’s all the rage!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I temper, therefore I’m hard.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In speed space, no-one can hear your temper.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

All our speed space are belong to you

iLock
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iLock

The synopsis for Interstellar is different in Japan.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Don’t speed space drink under the dynamic of a car

GwydionM
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If you temper, the Dark Side of the Motive Force find you will.

Marum
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Marum

E=MC3

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Do-it-yourself infarct prospectively masticates at! Proctology perspicaciously purveys! Incantation?

Renato Schiff
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Renato Schiff

Now I need a Pan Calactical Gargle Blaster

K. Haskins
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K. Haskins

E=Pie Rs qWhere?

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