I majored in Theoretical Engrish.
Photo courtesy of Jonah H.
Found in Japan.
I don’t temperstand.
Ad for air conditioner
I fit into your cool temper
All the speed space are belong to us!
Well, at least they got their case hardened.
I don’t always temper
but when I do
it’s speed space
So says Stephen Hawking.
Looks like someone crossed a blacksmith with a theoretical physicist here.
I dunno, my speed space seems to have left me this morning. Zzzzz….
I temper you, Engrish
It’s the new recruiting slogan for the Knights Temper.
This sounds best when imagining it being spoken in William Shatner’s voice.
And may the motive force be with you!
Temper now. It’s all the rage!
I temper, therefore I’m hard.
In speed space, no-one can hear your temper.
All our speed space are belong to you
The synopsis for Interstellar is different in Japan.
WARNING: Don’t speed space drink under the dynamic of a car
If you temper, the Dark Side of the Motive Force find you will.
Do-it-yourself infarct prospectively masticates at! Proctology perspicaciously purveys! Incantation?
Now I need a Pan Calactical Gargle Blaster
E=Pie Rs qWhere?