Trust in Zontary

Trust in Zontary

posted on 23 Nov 2014 in Clothing

In one sentence, what do you like about Zontary?

Photo courtesy of LJ.

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algernon
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algernon

In space no one can hear you walk

algernon
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algernon

Zontary, multi-purpose mikes that moisturise and for sound.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mike a.k.a. Fast Foot

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just Shoe It.

– Mike

GwydionM
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These amazing insoles walk by themselves!

Sparky
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Sparky

Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in their shoes, but if you do, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!

Conventi
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Conventi

Congratulations for reading the longest sentence in the world without commas or stops.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– One, two, three … Perforating, perforating …

Chuck
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Chuck

I’m Mike, and I feel violated somehow.

Ben
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Ben

Sorry, the best possible sensations might involve moisturizers and natural aromas, but they generally don’t involve the feet.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Mike, we knew there was something about you with the cosmetics and the shoes. OK? But you’ve really got us worried with this perforating thing.

Pasdrole
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Pasdrole

I want to smell like Mike!

Classic Steve
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William Faulkner was hitting the bottle that day.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I hope the mike perforations and mike capsules will help mike alluses.

asdf
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asdf
Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock
A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

ALL HAIL ZONTARY!!!

DrLex
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DrLex

Mind that our mike capsules are unable to record periods, commas, or other punctuation marks.

Marum
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Marum

@conventi. Could you do it in one breath?

I don’t thinl even “fat Lucii” could.

Marum
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Marum

What number is this perverate?

Lora
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Lora

Congratulation, a shoe buyer is you!

Lora
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Lora

I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a person with no feet.
So I said, “Hey footless dude, guess you won’t mind if I take your shoes!”

kioku
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kioku

Yes, or newest perfume eau de Mike will get your sweaty feet smelling more like Mike’s sweaty feat in no time! Oh the improvement you will experience! We promise you that we smelt many feet to figure out which sweaty foot scent was most agreeable before deciding on Mike’s. It is our gaurantee that you will make fewer people feel sick, while still making it clear that you have been out walking, or your money back!

rost_in_tlansration
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rost_in_tlansration

For relaxing times, make it Zontary time!

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