Trust in Zontary

Trust in Zontary

posted on 23 Nov 2014 in Clothing

In one sentence, what do you like about Zontary?

Photo courtesy of LJ.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

In space no one can hear you walk

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Zontary, multi-purpose mikes that moisturise and for sound.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mike a.k.a. Fast Foot

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Just Shoe It.

– Mike

GwydionM
6 years ago

These amazing insoles walk by themselves!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Never criticize someone unless you walk a mile in their shoes, but if you do, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Congratulations for reading the longest sentence in the world without commas or stops.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– One, two, three … Perforating, perforating …

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I’m Mike, and I feel violated somehow.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Sorry, the best possible sensations might involve moisturizers and natural aromas, but they generally don’t involve the feet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Mike, we knew there was something about you with the cosmetics and the shoes. OK? But you’ve really got us worried with this perforating thing.

Pasdrole
Pasdrole
6 years ago

I want to smell like Mike!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

William Faulkner was hitting the bottle that day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I hope the mike perforations and mike capsules will help mike alluses.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

ALL HAIL ZONTARY!!!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Mind that our mike capsules are unable to record periods, commas, or other punctuation marks.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@conventi. Could you do it in one breath?

I don’t thinl even “fat Lucii” could.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What number is this perverate?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Congratulation, a shoe buyer is you!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a person with no feet.
So I said, “Hey footless dude, guess you won’t mind if I take your shoes!”

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Yes, or newest perfume eau de Mike will get your sweaty feet smelling more like Mike’s sweaty feat in no time! Oh the improvement you will experience! We promise you that we smelt many feet to figure out which sweaty foot scent was most agreeable before deciding on Mike’s. It is our gaurantee that you will make fewer people feel sick, while still making it clear that you have been out walking, or your money back!

rost_in_tlansration
rost_in_tlansration
6 years ago

For relaxing times, make it Zontary time!

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