Wang didn’t see it coming…

Wang didn’t see it coming…

posted on 17 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Wang sorry…

Photo courtesy of D.R.
Menu found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps iit should have a rest

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Careful where you put the sausage then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Now it’s called ‘Hot Dog’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mr. Wang? Sum Ting Wong?

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

It’s terrible, all because that little sausage of Mr Wang!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– What is brown and looks like Wang?
– Dung!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Might want to try the penicillin chicken.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

This is what happens when everybody wang chung tonight.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

So if his wang burns, he must be made of wood. And therefore… A WITCH!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That’s NOT how you make stir fry!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Bei Bi, Wai Yu Mun Ching Stin Ki Tai Ni Dum Gai Wang Dong So Long?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Looks like we’re gonna have a wang dang doodle noodle.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you experience a conflagration that lasts more than 4 hours, contact your fire department right away.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Tsk, Wang. You just HAD to do it again, didn’t you.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Excuse me, have you seen my spider called Wang?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I wonder what happened to the roast of it

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Because someone stole his oven mitts.

TS
TS
6 years ago

Nothing worse than a burnt wang.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

… so Wang took a smoke break.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Is that a fire in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. Does your wang burn after sex?

A. Dunno. Never put a match to it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I would imagine. That if you are going to achieve a population of nigh on 1.5billion, you would not be keeping your wang out of anything.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’ll teach you to wear clothes when cooking BBQ!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Not for long anyhow.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. Number 2; of the three things one should not do nude.

Number 1; Play leapfrog.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is the remains of The Mad Chinese Suicide Bomber.

He lit the wrong fuse, and his bum exploded.

sum ting wang
6 years ago

And that’s how chinese sausage was invented

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Only YOU can prevent foreskin fires!
-Smokey the Bare.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum:I can think of a lot more than 3 things!
Feeding hungry dogs comes to mind. 😯

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Hey Wang, this club’s restricted. So don’t tell ’em that you’re Jewish.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

With my wang burned, it burns when I pee!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Huu Yuu: If your pee burns, your blood alcohol content may be way too high.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Doctor: No, nurse Spooner! I said “Prick his boil”..

RT
RT
6 years ago

“should’ve used preparation h”

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

A good antibiotic cream should clear that right up.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Yan can burn wang, so can you! Nice and hot!

Incandescent
Incandescent
5 years ago

Yes he did

MC Chase
MC Chase
10 months ago

If you are hungry, you probably will not look at this menu, because Wang Had To Burn

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