Wang didn’t see it coming…

Wang didn’t see it coming…

posted on 17 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Wang sorry…

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algernon
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algernon

Perhaps iit should have a rest

algernon
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algernon

Careful where you put the sausage then

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Now it’s called ‘Hot Dog’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mr. Wang? Sum Ting Wong?

Tong
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Tong

It’s terrible, all because that little sausage of Mr Wang!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What is brown and looks like Wang?
– Dung!

timmy
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timmy

Might want to try the penicillin chicken.

timmy
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timmy

This is what happens when everybody wang chung tonight.

Ben
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Ben

So if his wang burns, he must be made of wood. And therefore… A WITCH!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

That’s NOT how you make stir fry!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Bei Bi, Wai Yu Mun Ching Stin Ki Tai Ni Dum Gai Wang Dong So Long?

Sparky
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Sparky

Looks like we’re gonna have a wang dang doodle noodle.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If you experience a conflagration that lasts more than 4 hours, contact your fire department right away.

Classic Steve
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Tsk, Wang. You just HAD to do it again, didn’t you.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Excuse me, have you seen my spider called Wang?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wonder what happened to the roast of it

Lora
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Lora

Because someone stole his oven mitts.

TS
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TS

Nothing worse than a burnt wang.

Biff the Understudy
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… so Wang took a smoke break.

Biff the Understudy
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Is that a fire in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Marum
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Marum

Q. Does your wang burn after sex?

A. Dunno. Never put a match to it.

Marum
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Marum

I would imagine. That if you are going to achieve a population of nigh on 1.5billion, you would not be keeping your wang out of anything.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’ll teach you to wear clothes when cooking BBQ!

Marum
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Marum

Not for long anyhow.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT. Number 2; of the three things one should not do nude.

Number 1; Play leapfrog.

Marum
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Marum

This is the remains of The Mad Chinese Suicide Bomber.

He lit the wrong fuse, and his bum exploded.

sum ting wang
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And that’s how chinese sausage was invented

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Only YOU can prevent foreskin fires!
-Smokey the Bare.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum:I can think of a lot more than 3 things!
Feeding hungry dogs comes to mind. 😯

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Hey Wang, this club’s restricted. So don’t tell ’em that you’re Jewish.”

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

With my wang burned, it burns when I pee!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Huu Yuu: If your pee burns, your blood alcohol content may be way too high.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Doctor: No, nurse Spooner! I said “Prick his boil”..

RT
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RT

“should’ve used preparation h”

tadchem
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tadchem

A good antibiotic cream should clear that right up.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Yan can burn wang, so can you! Nice and hot!

Incandescent
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Incandescent

Yes he did

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