When potato chips attack!

When potato chips attack!

posted on 5 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Signs, Snacks

This gummy worm has a real bite to it…

Photo courtesy of Albert Cañigueral.
Found in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So it tastes like chicken, right

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Cereal killers wanted

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Because active snacks don’t walk

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Snacks are poisonous and nuts

JohnZ
JohnZ
5 years ago

Lay’s new flavors are starting to get ridiculous.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Our snacks are active, so you don’t have to be!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Rubbing in yourself with guacamole is strictly at your own risk.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

I got a bad case of shingles from the wild Pringles ®
And I was lucky to escape a bite from a really fast Cheeto…

The snacks are now eating humans, is this Karma, or just really
messed up?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

And there also might be giants.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Also, be on the lookout for the Frito Bandito.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Caution: our nuts have balls.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mmmm … A bite of snack!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Just as the mother Snickers protects her Fun Size cubs, you can protect your children with an insurance policy from Mutual of Taiwan…”

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Beware of those gummy snake lollies, they contain some artificial colours and flavours, and other ingredients which have links to cancers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I know the Chinese eat snakes as snacks but eating them alive is going too far.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Even my hovercraft is full of snacks.

too obvious
too obvious
5 years ago

In China, snacks eat you

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

– “But, I’m soo hungry!!”
-“Mam, stay on the sidewalk. It’s only a snack attack. It will pass.”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Even more terrifying than Snacks on a Plane.
And airplane food is pretty terrifying.

GwydionM
5 years ago

French Fries may be suicide bombers in disguise

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Look out for the jerky.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“Mommy! That licorice whip hissed at me!”

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

You brought a snake!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Nasty things, mousse bites.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

This means you, Crabbe and Goyle.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I imagine the average little Asian bloke, would just be a snack for a Cambodian reticulated Python, or a Burmese Python.

N.B. The reticulated Python grows to just over 30 feet.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

High density woods, are only found in large Brothels.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. What are full of carbohydrates, and covered in salt.

A. Potato Ships.

Gooma
Gooma
5 years ago

@BFC Ask Marum, he is part aboriginal. All those coastal Wallum Country swamps in SE, Qld., and Northern NSW, were full of File Snakes and Water Lily bulbs. Good bush tucker, he used to reckon. I do believe he cooked the snakes first, though.

Silly Uncle Willy
5 years ago

Ya know what they say…when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Written by a mongoose.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

In America you have snack attack. In Soviet Russia, snacks attack you.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And this is why you should not feed snakes to the snacks.

Garst
5 years ago

When snacks attack!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

I always enjoyed snacks on a plane.

Tom P.
Tom P.
5 years ago

As long as the snack is under 200 calories its OK
— Michelle Obama

joooooosh
joooooosh
5 years ago

I think this is just the Hansel and Gretel story.

spareocean
spareocean
5 years ago

Fear not! The Snack Charmer is coming.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Steak sense tingling!

Kioku
Kioku
5 years ago

Remember chocolate snacks can be deadly to some animals.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Beware?
I was rather aware that something yummy just got active.

Whirled One
Whirled One
5 years ago

It’s been several years now, but it’s nice to know that Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot finally get another chance to say: “Watch out for snakes!”

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
5 years ago

It is always polite to bring enough snakes for everyone.

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
5 years ago

that destination is so favorite for sugar.

Olio
Olio
5 years ago

Please take note of increased Jawbreaker swarms during summer season.

SonikkuAmerica
SonikkuAmerica
5 years ago

Beware the pernicious and unnerving Doritos!

WOW
WOW
5 years ago

Why wait? Grab a Snakers.

TooFabTooHandle
5 years ago

Snacks on a plane…

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