And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

posted on 22 Dec 2014 in Signs

Someone’s getting something special in his Christmas stocking…

Photo courtesy of Pierre.
Dog beauty salon found in Yokohama, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks more like paws

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Does it fecally matter

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m Winnie Poo and I’m interested

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Bah, Humbung!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And Crappy New Year!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Merry Poo, and a phosphorus New Year!

This must be the location where Mr. Turde works.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I Marry Pee?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Only if you get piss drunk.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The paws that refreshes.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The kind of poo that makes you happy when you step in it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Huu Yuu: I know the place, it’s called Poo Bar.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

In this case it is not the more, the merrier…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Mr. Hanky’s Japanese office.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

It’s not so Merry when your riding downwind of eight tiny reindeer.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

For the children who were too naughty even for coal.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Mr. Hanky gives you a big “Howdy ho!” when you open the door.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Happiness is a warm poopie.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Refusal of pet’s poo !!

RT
RT
6 years ago

that’s not fruitcake, though it tastes the same…

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

So after Santa’s elves developed a strange attraction to poodles, they ended up with this…

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

A Christmas stocking is like poo. You don’t want to put your foot in it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

GEEZ! I only got coal.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

From Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol” –

So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don’t stand underneath when they fly by.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Meteors from Uranus

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Dump your caca-poo here for an urgent haircut.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Just next to Sad Pee

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Japanese dog breeders carefully matched their finest specimens until they came up with a variety that was perpetually happy and always incontinent. Thus was born the Merry-Poo.

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