And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

And all this time I thought they were meteorites…

posted on 22 Dec 2014 in Signs

Someone’s getting something special in his Christmas stocking…

Photo courtesy of Pierre.
Dog beauty salon found in Yokohama, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Looks more like paws

algernon
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algernon

Does it fecally matter

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m Winnie Poo and I’m interested

timmy
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timmy

Bah, Humbung!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And Crappy New Year!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Merry Poo, and a phosphorus New Year!

This must be the location where Mr. Turde works.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I Marry Pee?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

@Seventy2rd o clock: Only if you get piss drunk.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The paws that refreshes.

DrLex
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DrLex

The kind of poo that makes you happy when you step in it!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Huu Yuu: I know the place, it’s called Poo Bar.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

In this case it is not the more, the merrier…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Mr. Hanky’s Japanese office.

timmy
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timmy

It’s not so Merry when your riding downwind of eight tiny reindeer.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

For the children who were too naughty even for coal.

Lora
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Lora

Mr. Hanky gives you a big “Howdy ho!” when you open the door.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Happiness is a warm poopie.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Refusal of pet’s poo !!

RT
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RT

that’s not fruitcake, though it tastes the same…

Jellychop
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Jellychop

So after Santa’s elves developed a strange attraction to poodles, they ended up with this…

PeeBee
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PeeBee

A Christmas stocking is like poo. You don’t want to put your foot in it.

Marum
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Marum

GEEZ! I only got coal.

tadchem
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tadchem

From Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol” –

So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don’t stand underneath when they fly by.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Meteors from Uranus

Filboid
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Filboid

Dump your caca-poo here for an urgent haircut.

Peter
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Peter

Just next to Sad Pee

Sean
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Sean

Japanese dog breeders carefully matched their finest specimens until they came up with a variety that was perpetually happy and always incontinent. Thus was born the Merry-Poo.

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