Cheese baked…

Cheese baked…

posted on 30 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

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algernon
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algernon

I prefer fungus

algernon
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algernon

Mint shaped of course

DrLex
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DrLex

Hmmm, salmonella and legionella with cheese! Delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Compliments to the chef- um, cheese, I mean.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! There’s food in my Anthrax!

Ben
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Ben

It’s a very cultured dish.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The chef is a real fun guy.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

So in China there’s nothing like a big bowl of baked bacteria with a side of fragrant soil to make you sick and touchable?

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Cheese makes everything better.

DrLex
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DrLex

And for dessert, chocolate covered assorted viruses.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

I’m just glad they didn’t abbreviate “assorted.”

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

I love baked Brie coli.

Sparky
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Sparky

What is the only thing worse than a mecium?

A paramecium.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I hope they have Streptococcus! That’s my favorite.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

TOUCH
ME I’M
CHEESE

Marum
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Marum

As I said last time, a bacterium is a camel with two humps

Silly Uncle Willy
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I always thought that bacteria is the rear entrance to the cafeteria.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Now I’m sick of cheese …

Lora
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Lora

“Today’s special is the Chef’s Surprise.”
“Why is it called Chef’s Surprise?”
“Because it’s a surprise that the chef was able to drag himself to work with double pneumonia!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Served in a bowel, of course.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Marum: How about Andromedary, the intergalactic camel?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cheese and sneeze.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Need a T-shirt for the food:
Eat me I’m sick

Filboid
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Filboid

Life is like a box of bacteria, you never know what you’re gonna catch.

tadchem
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tadchem

For dessert – a Jello mold.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

When the waiter brings this, do I say, “Thank you” or “gesundheit?”

EffEff
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EffEff

The cheese disease?

Marum
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Marum

@Pee Bee. The Gesundheit, is the highest mountain in Austria.

Peter
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Peter

A bowel of e-coli baked with paramecium cheese, please.

kioku
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kioku

Sir our flue of the day is a one day stomache virus sure to you up all night.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Nothing goes to waste in China.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Pro-biotic food.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Wait a second … is that real cheese?

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

I’ll only eat this if it is mozzarella-baked bacteria.

Sanket Jadhav
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Sanket Jadhav

we only choose finest of bacteria!

Sean
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Sean

Such wonderful hospitality at this restaurant…as the chef says, “microbes are your crobes”.

chaoticbaboosh
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close enough

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