Cheese baked…

Cheese baked…

posted on 30 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Menu found in China.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I prefer fungus

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Mint shaped of course

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Hmmm, salmonella and legionella with cheese! Delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Compliments to the chef- um, cheese, I mean.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! There’s food in my Anthrax!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It’s a very cultured dish.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The chef is a real fun guy.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

So in China there’s nothing like a big bowl of baked bacteria with a side of fragrant soil to make you sick and touchable?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Cheese makes everything better.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

And for dessert, chocolate covered assorted viruses.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I’m just glad they didn’t abbreviate “assorted.”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I love baked Brie coli.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

What is the only thing worse than a mecium?

A paramecium.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I hope they have Streptococcus! That’s my favorite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

TOUCH
ME I’M
CHEESE

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As I said last time, a bacterium is a camel with two humps

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

I always thought that bacteria is the rear entrance to the cafeteria.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Now I’m sick of cheese …

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

“Today’s special is the Chef’s Surprise.”
“Why is it called Chef’s Surprise?”
“Because it’s a surprise that the chef was able to drag himself to work with double pneumonia!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Served in a bowel, of course.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Marum: How about Andromedary, the intergalactic camel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Cheese and sneeze.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Need a T-shirt for the food:
Eat me I’m sick

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Life is like a box of bacteria, you never know what you’re gonna catch.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

For dessert – a Jello mold.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

When the waiter brings this, do I say, “Thank you” or “gesundheit?”

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

The cheese disease?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Pee Bee. The Gesundheit, is the highest mountain in Austria.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

A bowel of e-coli baked with paramecium cheese, please.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Sir our flue of the day is a one day stomache virus sure to you up all night.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Nothing goes to waste in China.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Pro-biotic food.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Wait a second … is that real cheese?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I’ll only eat this if it is mozzarella-baked bacteria.

Sanket Jadhav
Sanket Jadhav
5 years ago

we only choose finest of bacteria!

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Such wonderful hospitality at this restaurant…as the chef says, “microbes are your crobes”.

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

close enough

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