Ew, that’s not tinsel

Ew, that’s not tinsel

posted on 24 Dec 2014 in Signs

I just made the naughty list… twice

Photo courtesy of Allyson Abraham.
Sign found in Tokyo, Japan.
Originally posted 12.24.2011. 

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

I’m feeling turgid already.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

You’ll be needing that for the hos

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Well, if it only happens once in a year…

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa?

FatKenney
FatKenney
9 years ago

It’s time to put on my Santa hat and show the ol’ lady my North Pole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Hey, ho!

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

Can’t say that I’m dreaming of a white Christmas here…

Michael
Michael
9 years ago

Now that’s a Yule log of a different colour!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

Err. I will if yule.

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

If you decorate your cake with that prickly holly again, it’ll be a Ho Ho Ho for me.

GwydionM
GwydionM
9 years ago

I am VERY pleased to see you

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Tis a sign outside the lingerie shop

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
9 years ago

With my luck, it would be a headache.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Clubbed with the Christmas Member …er… I mean … Member of the Christmas Club.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Have yourself a throbbing little Christmas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Just do it!

Eccekio
Eccekio
9 years ago

@FatKenny. At my age now, it is mainly a South Pole.

Jøsh
Jøsh
9 years ago

Ever get the feeling that Japan is just messing with us?

coffeebot
coffeebot
9 years ago

santa horminess

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime ….

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

“Every time someone orgasms, a devil gets his wings”
From the XXX-Mas Special It’s a Wonderfully Throbbing Life.

…I feel so dirty now! :-O

sparky
sparky
9 years ago

Was Dancer and Prancer Gay?
Throb on Rudolf.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I’m looking forward to the delightfully spasming Valentines Day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

‘Merry Christmas’ spelled correctly … ?!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Clearly that’s not a gun in your pocket

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But does santa go down a hole

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Eros does that

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Christmas should come earlier.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Santa cums but once a year.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Dear Santa, I tried to be good, but naughty feels so nice.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Indeed, after the new year when I see the Visa bill!!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What’s red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

A. A Honda motorbike.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH

Agreed, the wages are terrible.

It’s the working conditions that get you in.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Eecekio. Hanunuaboi namona, taubada. Oi namo? Kio? Momokani.

Regards……Kiobada.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Then Marry Christmas and have many Happy New Christmases!

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Marum. Is this a rerun.

You used to post here as Eccekio a couple of years ago. The same pen name as you used to use on the old “Tokpisin Chatroom”.

That was when Jenny named you Kiobada. Sampela kio istap. 🙂

Bahmahuta taubada…Gooma.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I can feel it in my baubles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tingle balls, tingle balls, tingle all the way…

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Santa knows where all the bad girls live.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If your Christmas is throbbing for more than three hours, go see a doctor immediately.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Aiyo Gooma. Long taim mi subim “usi” bilong han bilong Jenny. Em I kisim save, mi no wanpela kio.

Jenny em I tok. Olsem wanem Emmy holim dispel usi bilong yu, em bikpela tumas.Kio bilong sampela kongkong, em I liklik tru.

Yu kisim gutpela Krismas wantok. Na kisim hamamas long Niu Yia.

Bahmahuta poro….Kiobada.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Makes Tinseltown seem even less attractive, if that’s possible.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

I’ll be coming down your chimney Christmas Eve.

And once the flue is cleaned out, we’ll have sex!

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