Ew, that’s not tinsel

Ew, that’s not tinsel

posted on 24 Dec 2014 in Signs

I just made the naughty list… twice

Photo courtesy of Allyson Abraham.
Sign found in Tokyo, Japan.
Originally posted 12.24.2011. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’m feeling turgid already.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

You’ll be needing that for the hos

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well, if it only happens once in a year…

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

It’s time to put on my Santa hat and show the ol’ lady my North Pole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey, ho!

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Can’t say that I’m dreaming of a white Christmas here…

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Now that’s a Yule log of a different colour!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Err. I will if yule.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

If you decorate your cake with that prickly holly again, it’ll be a Ho Ho Ho for me.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

I am VERY pleased to see you

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Tis a sign outside the lingerie shop

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

With my luck, it would be a headache.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Clubbed with the Christmas Member …er… I mean … Member of the Christmas Club.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Have yourself a throbbing little Christmas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just do it!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@FatKenny. At my age now, it is mainly a South Pole.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Ever get the feeling that Japan is just messing with us?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

santa horminess

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime ….

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

“Every time someone orgasms, a devil gets his wings”
From the XXX-Mas Special It’s a Wonderfully Throbbing Life.

…I feel so dirty now! :-O

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Was Dancer and Prancer Gay?
Throb on Rudolf.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I’m looking forward to the delightfully spasming Valentines Day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

‘Merry Christmas’ spelled correctly … ?!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Clearly that’s not a gun in your pocket

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

But does santa go down a hole

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Eros does that

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Christmas should come earlier.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Santa cums but once a year.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Dear Santa, I tried to be good, but naughty feels so nice.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Indeed, after the new year when I see the Visa bill!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. What’s red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

A. A Honda motorbike.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH

Agreed, the wages are terrible.

It’s the working conditions that get you in.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Eecekio. Hanunuaboi namona, taubada. Oi namo? Kio? Momokani.

Regards……Kiobada.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Then Marry Christmas and have many Happy New Christmases!

Gooma
Gooma
7 years ago

@Marum. Is this a rerun.

You used to post here as Eccekio a couple of years ago. The same pen name as you used to use on the old “Tokpisin Chatroom”.

That was when Jenny named you Kiobada. Sampela kio istap. 🙂

Bahmahuta taubada…Gooma.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I can feel it in my baubles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Tingle balls, tingle balls, tingle all the way…

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Santa knows where all the bad girls live.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

If your Christmas is throbbing for more than three hours, go see a doctor immediately.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Aiyo Gooma. Long taim mi subim “usi” bilong han bilong Jenny. Em I kisim save, mi no wanpela kio.

Jenny em I tok. Olsem wanem Emmy holim dispel usi bilong yu, em bikpela tumas.Kio bilong sampela kongkong, em I liklik tru.

Yu kisim gutpela Krismas wantok. Na kisim hamamas long Niu Yia.

Bahmahuta poro….Kiobada.

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

Makes Tinseltown seem even less attractive, if that’s possible.

Sean
Sean
7 years ago

I’ll be coming down your chimney Christmas Eve.

And once the flue is cleaned out, we’ll have sex!

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