I forgot the other two…

I forgot the other two…

posted on 17 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

You teach me English now

Photo courtesy of Tony Siu.
Found in Southern China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Let me guess – a four-letter word?

DrLex
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DrLex

… might help me to finish this sentence?

algernon
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algernon

Purple

algernon
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algernon

I give up

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: This word is scratched on a piece of a filthy broken toilet bowl stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘IS NOT THERE THE THING LEFT BEHIND OF THE BLACKSHEEP?’.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Shopping in a Third Hand Store.

timmy
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timmy

The best you can hope for is to learn “thirdry”.

Peter
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Peter

Thirdly word problems…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

In China, they learn Chinese fourthly.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t know which word but one can be quite sure it will be Engrish

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t you know about the third?
Everybody knows the third is the word!
Third, third, third is the word.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

What was the baby’s thirdly word? I know what my firstly word was.

Chris
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Chris

3st thing on the list to learn.

Ageless
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Ageless

Mommy firstly, daddy secondly, so thirdly must be No.

Sparky
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Sparky

Made in the thirdly world.

Biff the Understudy
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… is probably an adverb.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

… and then I want to learn to count to potato.

TS
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TS

Clearly the first word is not ‘translate’, and the 2nd not ‘proof-read’.

Marum
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Marum

The young bloke says to his girlfriend: “I will give you three guesses as tho why I love you..”

Gf: ‘I give in.’

Bf: “Aww! You got it in one.”

Marum
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Marum

From where his eyes are focussed, I think the shop assistant is getting an election.

Marum
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Marum

!st word: NO.

2nd word: CONDOM.

Marum
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Marum

The third word is understandable in all languages.

TS
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TS

Werd…

RT
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RT

third is most important, nod nod

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Supercafali… er… supercalifraligis… er… superfralicagilistic…

Marum
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Marum

@DnT Supercalorific. Sorta like a deep fried Mars Bar.

JimS
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JimS

I want to learn “firstly” thirdly, but I need to learn “thirdly” firstly.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

I want to learn thirdly word, but I can’t say what it is. It is a secret.

Sean
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Sean

Once you get around to learning words thirdly, you’ll regret having bought that shirt.

chaoticbaboosh
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but not secondly

chaoticbaboosh
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learning new words is the last thing i want to do

chaoticbaboosh
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thirdly world country

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