I forgot the other two…

I forgot the other two…

posted on 17 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

You teach me English now

Photo courtesy of Tony Siu.
Found in Southern China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Let me guess – a four-letter word?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

… might help me to finish this sentence?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Purple

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I give up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: This word is scratched on a piece of a filthy broken toilet bowl stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘IS NOT THERE THE THING LEFT BEHIND OF THE BLACKSHEEP?’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Shopping in a Third Hand Store.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

The best you can hope for is to learn “thirdry”.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Thirdly word problems…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

In China, they learn Chinese fourthly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I don’t know which word but one can be quite sure it will be Engrish

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Don’t you know about the third?
Everybody knows the third is the word!
Third, third, third is the word.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

What was the baby’s thirdly word? I know what my firstly word was.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

3st thing on the list to learn.

Ageless
Ageless
5 years ago

Mommy firstly, daddy secondly, so thirdly must be No.

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

Made in the thirdly world.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

… is probably an adverb.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

… and then I want to learn to count to potato.

TS
TS
5 years ago

Clearly the first word is not ‘translate’, and the 2nd not ‘proof-read’.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The young bloke says to his girlfriend: “I will give you three guesses as tho why I love you..”

Gf: ‘I give in.’

Bf: “Aww! You got it in one.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

From where his eyes are focussed, I think the shop assistant is getting an election.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

!st word: NO.

2nd word: CONDOM.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The third word is understandable in all languages.

TS
TS
5 years ago

Werd…

RT
RT
5 years ago

third is most important, nod nod

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Supercafali… er… supercalifraligis… er… superfralicagilistic…

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT Supercalorific. Sorta like a deep fried Mars Bar.

JimS
JimS
5 years ago

I want to learn “firstly” thirdly, but I need to learn “thirdly” firstly.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

I want to learn thirdly word, but I can’t say what it is. It is a secret.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Once you get around to learning words thirdly, you’ll regret having bought that shirt.

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

but not secondly

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

learning new words is the last thing i want to do

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

thirdly world country

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