I TOLD you the LDL Wheat was a bad idea..

I TOLD you the LDL Wheat was a bad idea..

posted on 3 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Waiter, my arteries are hardening…

Photo courtesy of T.M.
 Menu found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I prefer rice pox

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just a sick-pack of that beer, please

algernon
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algernon

Something to constrict the arteries

algernon
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algernon

The rice beer looks safe

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I’ll have the rice beer for the ‘sake’ of it.

Ben
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Ben

For years we’ve called American fast food a heart attack in a box; China’s just being a little more honest.

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

A lil salt for my hypertension, please

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Help! My wand has fallen and I can’t get it up!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! A heart attack to go.
– Rice In Peace, Sir.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

The menu at Little Reaper’s Pizza.
Where your wand will fall faster than Domino’s.

Marum
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Marum

As long as they harden in only one specific area, you are OK.

Marum
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Marum

I would have the grain aterosowheelbarrow. But I’ve never “spelt” it before.

Marum
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Marum

As the prostitute said, when a customer died, “on the job” so as to speak.

“I thought he was cumming but he was going.”

Sparky
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Sparky

This is an infarction of the language.

Lora
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Lora

This reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Taylor orders a macho man all-meat pizza and one of the boys says, “Who ordered a cardiologist?” Haha.

Biff the Understudy
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Arterias petrificus totalus!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

If you can’t chopstick your way to it, there’s the needle.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The first one is beer, but the others must be hard liquor.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Hmmmm, the pizza tastes grainy!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This is not a menu board, it’s a wall plaque.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Best to stick with the beer and bypass the others.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Viagra failure?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How to kill off all your customers in wand fell swoop.

timmy
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timmy

Looks like Harry Potter’s been put in a nursing home.

Biff the Understudy
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@timmy: yes, and now Harry regrets throwing away the Elder Wand.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Honesty about the butterbeer

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Waiter! I ordered a Corona, not a coronary!

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Yes, but is it gruten-free?

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