I TOLD you the LDL Wheat was a bad idea..

I TOLD you the LDL Wheat was a bad idea..

posted on 3 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Waiter, my arteries are hardening…

Photo courtesy of T.M.
 Menu found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I prefer rice pox

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just a sick-pack of that beer, please

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Something to constrict the arteries

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The rice beer looks safe

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I’ll have the rice beer for the ‘sake’ of it.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

For years we’ve called American fast food a heart attack in a box; China’s just being a little more honest.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
5 years ago

A lil salt for my hypertension, please

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Help! My wand has fallen and I can’t get it up!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! A heart attack to go.
– Rice In Peace, Sir.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

The menu at Little Reaper’s Pizza.
Where your wand will fall faster than Domino’s.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As long as they harden in only one specific area, you are OK.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I would have the grain aterosowheelbarrow. But I’ve never “spelt” it before.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As the prostitute said, when a customer died, “on the job” so as to speak.

“I thought he was cumming but he was going.”

Sparky
Sparky
5 years ago

This is an infarction of the language.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

This reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Taylor orders a macho man all-meat pizza and one of the boys says, “Who ordered a cardiologist?” Haha.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

Arterias petrificus totalus!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

If you can’t chopstick your way to it, there’s the needle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The first one is beer, but the others must be hard liquor.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Hmmmm, the pizza tastes grainy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This is not a menu board, it’s a wall plaque.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Best to stick with the beer and bypass the others.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

Viagra failure?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

How to kill off all your customers in wand fell swoop.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Looks like Harry Potter’s been put in a nursing home.

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

@timmy: yes, and now Harry regrets throwing away the Elder Wand.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Honesty about the butterbeer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! I ordered a Corona, not a coronary!

Tom P.
Tom P.
5 years ago

Yes, but is it gruten-free?

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