I TOLD you the LDL Wheat was a bad idea..

I prefer rice pox

Just a sick-pack of that beer, please

Something to constrict the arteries

The rice beer looks safe

I’ll have the rice beer for the ‘sake’ of it.

For years we’ve called American fast food a heart attack in a box; China’s just being a little more honest.

A lil salt for my hypertension, please

Help! My wand has fallen and I can’t get it up!

– Waiter! A heart attack to go.
– Rice In Peace, Sir.

The menu at Little Reaper’s Pizza.
Where your wand will fall faster than Domino’s.

As long as they harden in only one specific area, you are OK.

I would have the grain aterosowheelbarrow. But I’ve never “spelt” it before.

As the prostitute said, when a customer died, “on the job” so as to speak.

“I thought he was cumming but he was going.”

This is an infarction of the language.

This reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Taylor orders a macho man all-meat pizza and one of the boys says, “Who ordered a cardiologist?” Haha.

Arterias petrificus totalus!

If you can’t chopstick your way to it, there’s the needle.

The first one is beer, but the others must be hard liquor.

Hmmmm, the pizza tastes grainy!

This is not a menu board, it’s a wall plaque.

Best to stick with the beer and bypass the others.

Viagra failure?

How to kill off all your customers in wand fell swoop.

Looks like Harry Potter’s been put in a nursing home.

@timmy: yes, and now Harry regrets throwing away the Elder Wand.

Honesty about the butterbeer

Waiter! I ordered a Corona, not a coronary!

Yes, but is it gruten-free?