I want to Marry Christmas!

I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 21 Dec 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Edward Grodin.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’d rather Hello Kitty

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Marry Christmas and Divorce New Year!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I thought you’d never ask

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I love inanimate objects

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

From Dumb and Dumber to…

“What is your name”?
“Lloyd Christmas”.
“Like the holiday”?
“No, like the tree”.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Here we see a nice specimen of the wild Christmas. After marriage, it carries its offspring, a trumpet and a teddy bear, in its red-spotted green marsupium.

GwydionM
5 years ago

And a prostitute new year!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Only if Mary married Merry.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Do you believe in Santa?
I do.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Not many good boys and girls this year, apparently; Santa only brought his fanny pack.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy! Marry Christmas!
– Shut up and Happy New Year!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It wouldn’t be much fun. Remember, Christmas comes but once a year.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

“Well, if you love Christmas so much, then why don’t you marry it?”

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Or: how Santa’s ho-ho-ho became his wife-wife-wife…

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Okay, but I have to divorce Hanukkah first.

szk
szk
5 years ago

Marry merry Mary Christmas

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Turde put this one in his Christmas sock!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Who wants to marry Christmas? Rosemarry raises her hand.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

I’d rather marry Santa. He’s jolly, he’s well traveled, and he showers you with gifts. 🙂

Gruntled
Gruntled
5 years ago

only after I’ve had my way with every other holiday

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

And pretend that he is Parson Brown,
He’ll say, “Are you married?” we’ll say, “No, man”,
But you can do the job when you’re in town.

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

The marriage might be a bit expensive and hectic, but the divorce settlement would be astounding!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Of course he wants to get married, he is a bit wooden in the picture.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Why marry Christmas when you can shack up with Shrove Tuesday?

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Wait a minute . . . is Christmas male or female?

chaoticbaboosh
4 years ago

marry christmas , and a harppy new year

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