Photo courtesy of Edward Grodin.
I’d rather Hello Kitty
Marry Christmas and Divorce New Year!
I thought you’d never ask
I love inanimate objects
From Dumb and Dumber to…
“What is your name”?
“Like the holiday”?
“No, like the tree”.
Here we see a nice specimen of the wild Christmas. After marriage, it carries its offspring, a trumpet and a teddy bear, in its red-spotted green marsupium.
And a prostitute new year!
Only if Mary married Merry.
Do you believe in Santa?
Not many good boys and girls this year, apparently; Santa only brought his fanny pack.
– Mommy! Marry Christmas!
– Shut up and Happy New Year!
It wouldn’t be much fun. Remember, Christmas comes but once a year.
“Well, if you love Christmas so much, then why don’t you marry it?”
Or: how Santa’s ho-ho-ho became his wife-wife-wife…
Okay, but I have to divorce Hanukkah first.
Marry merry Mary Christmas
Turde put this one in his Christmas sock!
Who wants to marry Christmas? Rosemarry raises her hand.
I’d rather marry Santa. He’s jolly, he’s well traveled, and he showers you with gifts. 🙂
only after I’ve had my way with every other holiday
And pretend that he is Parson Brown,
He’ll say, “Are you married?” we’ll say, “No, man”,
But you can do the job when you’re in town.
The marriage might be a bit expensive and hectic, but the divorce settlement would be astounding!
Of course he wants to get married, he is a bit wooden in the picture.
Why marry Christmas when you can shack up with Shrove Tuesday?
Wait a minute . . . is Christmas male or female?
marry christmas , and a harppy new year