No, please!

No, please!

posted on 26 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of T.G.
Sign outside of an ice-cream shop in Shenyang, China

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Like tipping the velvet

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

New cannibal flavor

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Served in Dead Cone

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

My younger sister is particularly tender, however, if you prefer something more suckling, perhaps dad is more of your choice.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Would you like crushed nuts on your ice cream, Mr Lecter?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! You scream!
– No, honey. I scream!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

The family that licks together sticks together.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

This must be Harry Potter’s family flavor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I never knew my wife has such a bad taste.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

From the Hale Xue family ice cream line… magic flavor!

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

In Engrish, we have a saying, relatives are best served cold.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mmmm … Mommy?!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

These aren’t the cones we’re looking for.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

errrr, thanks, but I’m vegan … now

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Well, it tastes rather sour with a bitter aftertaste…

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Signed, the Green family.
It’s people!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

I’m sorry, what did you say is in the Happy Family Special #2, again?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

‘Get your hands off of me, you damned dirty ape!”
Sorry, wrong movie.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Except Uncle Bill, who has always been tasteless.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

ho le xuet, your family tastes good!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Keep your friends closed but your family frozen

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Kind of tastes like chicken……….no, fish.

Haxina
Haxina
6 years ago

May contain mushroom.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It is special ISL Ice-cream. If you eat too much, it will cause your weight to blow up.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When my lady says “taste”, I need no second invitation.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Taste, tickle bite,
Starts the night off right.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May contain traces of mushroom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

My daddy can lick your daddy!

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

I think someone removed a word from that big yellow space in the middle. It should read: Taste my family “member”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Berry Christmas and Happy I Scream!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Come on . . . my family consists of two members. The third one is a Sibe Husky, also male ^_^

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Hey Meester, want my seester?

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Jimmies on any cone 25 cents extra; guaranteed made from relatives named “Jimmy”.

bzbscot
bzbscot
5 years ago

Guaranteed homemade.

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