No, please!

No, please!

posted on 26 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of T.G.
Sign outside of an ice-cream shop in Shenyang, China

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algernon
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algernon

Like tipping the velvet

algernon
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algernon

New cannibal flavor

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Served in Dead Cone

Tong
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Tong

My younger sister is particularly tender, however, if you prefer something more suckling, perhaps dad is more of your choice.

Filboid
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Filboid

Would you like crushed nuts on your ice cream, Mr Lecter?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! You scream!
– No, honey. I scream!

Filboid
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Filboid

The family that licks together sticks together.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

This must be Harry Potter’s family flavor.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I never knew my wife has such a bad taste.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

From the Hale Xue family ice cream line… magic flavor!

Tong
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Tong

In Engrish, we have a saying, relatives are best served cold.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mmmm … Mommy?!

Filboid
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Filboid

These aren’t the cones we’re looking for.

Filboid
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Filboid

errrr, thanks, but I’m vegan … now

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Well, it tastes rather sour with a bitter aftertaste…

timmy
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timmy

Signed, the Green family.
It’s people!

Filboid
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Filboid

I’m sorry, what did you say is in the Happy Family Special #2, again?

timmy
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timmy

‘Get your hands off of me, you damned dirty ape!”
Sorry, wrong movie.

GwydionM
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Except Uncle Bill, who has always been tasteless.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

ho le xuet, your family tastes good!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Keep your friends closed but your family frozen

Sparky
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Sparky

Kind of tastes like chicken……….no, fish.

Haxina
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Haxina

May contain mushroom.

Marum
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Marum

It is special ISL Ice-cream. If you eat too much, it will cause your weight to blow up.

Marum
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Marum

When my lady says “taste”, I need no second invitation.

Marum
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Marum

Taste, tickle bite,
Starts the night off right.

Marum
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Marum

May contain traces of mushroom.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

My daddy can lick your daddy!

Chris
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Chris

I think someone removed a word from that big yellow space in the middle. It should read: Taste my family “member”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Berry Christmas and Happy I Scream!

Peter
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Peter

Come on . . . my family consists of two members. The third one is a Sibe Husky, also male ^_^

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Hey Meester, want my seester?

Sean
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Sean

Jimmies on any cone 25 cents extra; guaranteed made from relatives named “Jimmy”.

bzbscot
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bzbscot

Guaranteed homemade.

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