Please visit our excetional village…

Please visit our excetional village…

posted on 13 Dec 2014 in Signs

I’m a bit sketical…

Photo courtesy of Joseph T.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hmmm … No excretions?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This is why we Engrish

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

We drip like taps

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Home of the good ol boys

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No Exskewsez either!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Start with the word “irony”.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Oh, I get it. They missed the “h” in “hour.”

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Become as good as we are!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you don’t speak English you can P… off!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Must be something in the water.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Looks like the place to Polish up your English.

szk
szk
6 years ago

I am betting they were just missing a letter when the put together
the sign. I offten see signs like that missing letters or with strange
improvisations (like “$” for “S”)

GEB
GEB
6 years ago

Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

American Engrish!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Learn it, Mayor Chester Stranczek! No excetions for you either!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Ex-English is our language

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I guess budget slashing for this village has gone too far.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

He made an exeutive decision.

Tia
Tia
6 years ago

There will be no “P”-ing in this village, either.

Garst
6 years ago

I’m so hay that I learned English!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Challenge acceted!

sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Something tells me they don’t acet everyobody in the same warm fashion.

Ed2point0
Ed2point0
6 years ago

Can I learn it with excetions? Don’t tell us to learn the language if you can’t spell.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Yeah, learn Engrish, you morans!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Learn it … Excet the ‘pee’

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Also, anyone not learning English will be excecuted.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Not that there is no ‘p’ on our sign. We’d like to keep it that way.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

*Note sigh This sign is getting to me

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Chester certainly is a strange Czech.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

I don’t even think that the English teachers there had assed their English exams yet.

Steve
Steve
6 years ago

That’s the same guy that opted to poison his residents with contaminated drinking water for 27 years instead of fixing a leaky pipe.

mr waldo
mr waldo
6 years ago

Foreign visitors, lease reort to the recetion arty where your English will be samled and aroved.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Spoiler alert Chester; second grade is even harder.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Oooos! That should have been “soiler” alert, my bad.

brob
brob
6 years ago

only missing P because “no excretions”

Gene Vacants
Gene Vacants
6 years ago

You’ll have to exuse him. Crestwood has a roblem with toxins in the water.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Water Contamination affect your ability to P.

Ripplin
Ripplin
6 years ago

Because Crestwood sounds nicer than Bigoton.

Ado Britts
Ado Britts
6 years ago

Heed your own avice!

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Nice “welcome” to your lovely village there, Mayor Chet. We’ll just wait until the next stop to gas up, have lunch, and buy souvenirs.

Wow, seriously? Man…

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