Please visit our excetional village…

Please visit our excetional village…

posted on 13 Dec 2014 in Signs

I’m a bit sketical…

Photo courtesy of Joseph T.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Hmmm … No excretions?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

This is why we Engrish

algernon
Guest
algernon

We drip like taps

algernon
Guest
algernon

Home of the good ol boys

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

No Exskewsez either!

Ben
Guest
Ben

Start with the word “irony”.

Stopchicks
Guest
Stopchicks

Oh, I get it. They missed the “h” in “hour.”

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

Become as good as we are!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If you don’t speak English you can P… off!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Must be something in the water.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Looks like the place to Polish up your English.

szk
Guest
szk

I am betting they were just missing a letter when the put together
the sign. I offten see signs like that missing letters or with strange
improvisations (like “$” for “S”)

GEB
Guest
GEB

Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

American Engrish!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Learn it, Mayor Chester Stranczek! No excetions for you either!

GwydionM
Guest

Ex-English is our language

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

I guess budget slashing for this village has gone too far.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

He made an exeutive decision.

Tia
Guest
Tia

There will be no “P”-ing in this village, either.

Garst
Guest

I’m so hay that I learned English!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Challenge acceted!

sirpaulfan
Guest

Something tells me they don’t acet everyobody in the same warm fashion.

Ed2point0
Guest
Ed2point0

Can I learn it with excetions? Don’t tell us to learn the language if you can’t spell.

Jellychop
Guest
Jellychop

Yeah, learn Engrish, you morans!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Learn it … Excet the ‘pee’

timmy
Guest
timmy

Also, anyone not learning English will be excecuted.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Not that there is no ‘p’ on our sign. We’d like to keep it that way.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

*Note sigh This sign is getting to me

Marum
Guest
Marum

Chester certainly is a strange Czech.

Peter (NT)
Guest
Peter (NT)

I don’t even think that the English teachers there had assed their English exams yet.

Steve
Guest
Steve

That’s the same guy that opted to poison his residents with contaminated drinking water for 27 years instead of fixing a leaky pipe.

mr waldo
Guest
mr waldo

Foreign visitors, lease reort to the recetion arty where your English will be samled and aroved.

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

Spoiler alert Chester; second grade is even harder.

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

Oooos! That should have been “soiler” alert, my bad.

brob
Guest
brob

only missing P because “no excretions”

Gene Vacants
Guest
Gene Vacants

You’ll have to exuse him. Crestwood has a roblem with toxins in the water.

The Dude
Guest
The Dude

Water Contamination affect your ability to P.

Ripplin
Guest
Ripplin

Because Crestwood sounds nicer than Bigoton.

Ado Britts
Guest
Ado Britts

Heed your own avice!

Sean
Guest
Sean

Nice “welcome” to your lovely village there, Mayor Chet. We’ll just wait until the next stop to gas up, have lunch, and buy souvenirs.

Wow, seriously? Man…

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