Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

posted on 12 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Use approved diaport stations only.

Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China. 

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A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

This was also posted in the major local papers, as required by law.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Instead of ambulating maybe I’ll walk.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be an extreme sport this staicase

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But Officer, I’m an adult bicycle!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

No ambu-leaning in staircase.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Hmm, all these people ambulating on the staircase
has made it extra tart!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, why did you take off my diaport? I need to pee!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

And in 30 days, I will be taking the staircase away. I always wanted a staircase of my own.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If I can’t ambulate in the staircase, how am I supposed to get up and down a floor? (I’m guessing this is for an escalator)

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

But the armrest is the bestride of all.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I don’t take drugs or staircases

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

If my tartness protrudes, will your keenness protrude also?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

On second thought I’ll just climb up the outside of the building. it seems safer than taking the stairs.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Is your tartness and keenness protruding? Or are you just glad to see me?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I keenly diaport your resort by bestriding the armrest with a bicycle full of tartness.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

What if I just mediocreride the armrest?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Stairway aerobics: Ambulate…2….3…Diaport…2…3… Protrude and hold it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Don’t take the stairs. It’s where we keep the old folks.

Ageless
Ageless
6 years ago

That’s it, I’ll take the elevator.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Do you really have to protrude in the staircase. Just go to the park like everyone else.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Superheroes, please use our regular elevators.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Offenders may be subject to diaportation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: All protruders will be executeness

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Obama: “we accompanied some folks”

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Children and old folks should not be accompany by chasers, beaters, or seekers. And brooms only, no bicycles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It used to be a plain old staircase, then they made all these regulations and things just escalated from there.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It really is great fun bestride the armrest.
Don’t knock until you’ve tried it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In fact, having a tartness or two on the staircase, sounds pretty titillating also.
Assuming ; tartness = female tart. or even the local bicycle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s rude to protrude!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ DnT It varies proportionally to the amount you protrude.

ie. From a little naughty to a gross insult.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: It’s only a gross insult if you do it 144 times. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What’s this about diaport? Does this mean the staircase has a special provision for people who tale insulin?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

“It’s a pretty good zoo,” Said young Gerald McGrew, “And the fellow who runs it Seems proud of it, too.” “But if I ran the zoo,” Said young Gerald McGrew, “I’d make a few changes. That’s just what I’d do…” The lions and tigers and that kind of stuff The have up here now are not quite good enough. You see things like these in just any old zoo. They’re awfully old-fashioned. I want something new. I’d add some children and lots of old folks. Then stick them in cells and slap them in yokes. And if I catch them… Read more »

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Don’t worry. Now that I am of a certain age, there is no risk of protruding the tartness and keenness out of the staircase.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Great. Now I don’t even want to resort or diaport at the passageway. And bestriding any armrests.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

So…one of those staircases that likes to play hard to get.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTICE: In case of notice of not take staircase, please notice of take elevator

MKULTRAFUN
MKULTRAFUN
6 years ago

Where is your keeper now?

sirpaulfan
6 years ago

so where CAN I diaport????

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