Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.

posted on 12 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Use approved diaport stations only.

Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China. 

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A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

This was also posted in the major local papers, as required by law.

algernon
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algernon

Instead of ambulating maybe I’ll walk.

algernon
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algernon

Must be an extreme sport this staicase

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– But Officer, I’m an adult bicycle!

iLock
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iLock

No ambu-leaning in staircase.

iLock
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iLock

Hmm, all these people ambulating on the staircase
has made it extra tart!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, why did you take off my diaport? I need to pee!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

And in 30 days, I will be taking the staircase away. I always wanted a staircase of my own.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

If I can’t ambulate in the staircase, how am I supposed to get up and down a floor? (I’m guessing this is for an escalator)

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

But the armrest is the bestride of all.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I don’t take drugs or staircases

Salome
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Salome

If my tartness protrudes, will your keenness protrude also?

Ben
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Ben

On second thought I’ll just climb up the outside of the building. it seems safer than taking the stairs.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Is your tartness and keenness protruding? Or are you just glad to see me?

DrLex
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DrLex

I keenly diaport your resort by bestriding the armrest with a bicycle full of tartness.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

What if I just mediocreride the armrest?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Stairway aerobics: Ambulate…2….3…Diaport…2…3… Protrude and hold it.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Don’t take the stairs. It’s where we keep the old folks.

Ageless
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Ageless

That’s it, I’ll take the elevator.

Sparky
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Sparky

Do you really have to protrude in the staircase. Just go to the park like everyone else.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Superheroes, please use our regular elevators.

EffEff
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EffEff

Offenders may be subject to diaportation.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: All protruders will be executeness

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Obama: “we accompanied some folks”

Biff the Understudy
Guest

Children and old folks should not be accompany by chasers, beaters, or seekers. And brooms only, no bicycles.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It used to be a plain old staircase, then they made all these regulations and things just escalated from there.

Marum
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Marum

It really is great fun bestride the armrest.
Don’t knock until you’ve tried it.

Marum
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Marum

In fact, having a tartness or two on the staircase, sounds pretty titillating also.
Assuming ; tartness = female tart. or even the local bicycle.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s rude to protrude!

Marum
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Marum

@ DnT It varies proportionally to the amount you protrude.

ie. From a little naughty to a gross insult.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: It’s only a gross insult if you do it 144 times. 😛

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What’s this about diaport? Does this mean the staircase has a special provision for people who tale insulin?

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

“It’s a pretty good zoo,”
Said young Gerald McGrew,
“And the fellow who runs it
Seems proud of it, too.”

“But if I ran the zoo,”
Said young Gerald McGrew,
“I’d make a few changes.
That’s just what I’d do…”

The lions and tigers and that kind of stuff
The have up here now are not quite good enough.
You see things like these in just any old zoo.
They’re awfully old-fashioned. I want something new.

I’d add some children and lots of old folks.
Then stick them in cells and slap them in yokes.
And if I catch them climbing the stairs,
I’ll dice them up nicely and feed them to bears.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Don’t worry. Now that I am of a certain age, there is no risk of protruding the tartness and keenness out of the staircase.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Great. Now I don’t even want to resort or diaport at the passageway. And bestriding any armrests.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

So…one of those staircases that likes to play hard to get.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTICE: In case of notice of not take staircase, please notice of take elevator

MKULTRAFUN
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MKULTRAFUN

Where is your keeper now?

sirpaulfan
Guest

so where CAN I diaport????

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