Photo courtesy of R.N.
Menu found in China.
In a tomato jus
Contents served with herbs
You should see the real thing
With chopped sticks, of course.
Why would you do that to Example? He isn’t that bad!
Did you say you are not happy with our service?!
An example of Lorena Bobbitt’s favorite dish…
I’m keeping my “head” far away from there.
I guess that’s one way to deter crime.
– Agent Skully, we’re talking about Engrish menu, and don’t forget there’s no human victim, no murder motive, nothing. There’s something fishy here. So why do you think this is not an X-File?
– Because, Agent Murder, my research of previous menu, besides a detailed autopsy, revealed that it contains traces of perfectly ordinary aterosclerosis!
MO of ISIS
Last time I asked the waiter; What’s for dinner? I got Karate Chops.
Friends romans countrymen, lend me your ears.
“Watcha got in the bag Mark Anthony?”
I come to serve Caesar, not to bury him.
NOTE: For further information, please refer to ‘Headless Chicken’ or ‘Fish Chopped Wanda’
This is just one of the things they do to customers who complain about the service.
Galantine? Oh, sorry, I thought you said guillotine!
don’t they have Eminem as well?
Waiter, there’s a head in my soup!
The soup of the Day is “Marie Antoinette” – it comes with a lot of hair…
@tadchem: And cake!
See S. Clay Wilson “The head tastes best.”
In China, headhunters aren’t what you expect them to be.
Example 1: Mary, Queen of Scots
Example 2: Anne Boleyn
Example 3: King Charles I