Supplied by headhunters

Supplied by headhunters

posted on 6 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

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algernon
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algernon

In a tomato jus

algernon
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algernon

Contents served with herbs

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You should see the real thing

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

With chopped sticks, of course.

tarltarasa
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Why would you do that to Example? He isn’t that bad!

Tong
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Tong

Did you say you are not happy with our service?!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

An example of Lorena Bobbitt’s favorite dish…

I’m keeping my “head” far away from there.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

I guess that’s one way to deter crime.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Agent Skully, we’re talking about Engrish menu, and don’t forget there’s no human victim, no murder motive, nothing. There’s something fishy here. So why do you think this is not an X-File?
– Because, Agent Murder, my research of previous menu, besides a detailed autopsy, revealed that it contains traces of perfectly ordinary aterosclerosis!

ccY
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ccY

MO of ISIS

Marum
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Marum

Last time I asked the waiter; What’s for dinner? I got Karate Chops.

Marum
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Marum

Friends romans countrymen, lend me your ears.

“Watcha got in the bag Mark Anthony?”

‘Ears!’

Marum
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Marum

I come to serve Caesar, not to bury him.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: For further information, please refer to ‘Headless Chicken’ or ‘Fish Chopped Wanda’

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This is just one of the things they do to customers who complain about the service.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Galantine? Oh, sorry, I thought you said guillotine!

Mark
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Mark

don’t they have Eminem as well?

timmy
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timmy

Waiter, there’s a head in my soup!

tadchem
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tadchem

The soup of the Day is “Marie Antoinette” – it comes with a lot of hair…

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

@tadchem: And cake!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

See S. Clay Wilson “The head tastes best.”

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HEAD HUNTS YOU!
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HEAD HUNTS YOU!

In China, headhunters aren’t what you expect them to be.

Executor78
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Executor78

Example 1: Mary, Queen of Scots
Example 2: Anne Boleyn
Example 3: King Charles I
Examp…

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