Supplied by headhunters

Supplied by headhunters

posted on 6 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

In a tomato jus

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Contents served with herbs

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You should see the real thing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

With chopped sticks, of course.

tarltarasa
6 years ago

Why would you do that to Example? He isn’t that bad!

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Did you say you are not happy with our service?!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

An example of Lorena Bobbitt’s favorite dish…

I’m keeping my “head” far away from there.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I guess that’s one way to deter crime.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Agent Skully, we’re talking about Engrish menu, and don’t forget there’s no human victim, no murder motive, nothing. There’s something fishy here. So why do you think this is not an X-File?
– Because, Agent Murder, my research of previous menu, besides a detailed autopsy, revealed that it contains traces of perfectly ordinary aterosclerosis!

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

MO of ISIS

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Last time I asked the waiter; What’s for dinner? I got Karate Chops.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Friends romans countrymen, lend me your ears.

“Watcha got in the bag Mark Anthony?”

‘Ears!’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I come to serve Caesar, not to bury him.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: For further information, please refer to ‘Headless Chicken’ or ‘Fish Chopped Wanda’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This is just one of the things they do to customers who complain about the service.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Galantine? Oh, sorry, I thought you said guillotine!

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

don’t they have Eminem as well?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Waiter, there’s a head in my soup!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The soup of the Day is “Marie Antoinette” – it comes with a lot of hair…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

@tadchem: And cake!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

See S. Clay Wilson “The head tastes best.”

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HEAD HUNTS YOU!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HEAD HUNTS YOU!
6 years ago

In China, headhunters aren’t what you expect them to be.

Executor78
Executor78
6 years ago

Example 1: Mary, Queen of Scots
Example 2: Anne Boleyn
Example 3: King Charles I
Examp…

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