That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!

posted on 14 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…

Photo courtesy of Charlie D.
Found in China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Shouldn’t that be ‘exectoration’?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

But ‘word’ is a four-letter word!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Don’t show your taint on public property either

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

or: “Don’t show your ‘pubic property’ on public property.”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

four four four four four four four.
There, I said it and am not sorry.

tarltarasa
7 years ago

Snow White and the Seven Don’t

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Sign. Fork. Lamp. Help. Word. Know. Bark. Felt. Lard. Spam. Blue. Foul. Boom. Left. Keep. Side. What. Suit. Case. City.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Chuck Norris should be more considerate about the environment…

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Can I random through park then?

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

I wasn’t expectorate much anyway…

Estragon Helmer
7 years ago

But, ‘Don’t’, ‘four’, and ‘word’ are four-letter words!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Its my party and I’ll spit where I want to

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Don’t is a for letter word

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I am not allowed to say the food is “GOOD”?! What?! In Shanghai, we can’t say anything is “GOOD”?!… or “NICE”?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– But Officer, I only said I lov – –
– STOP!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, random the don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, with some donut and spam, don’t, don’t, don’t

Spam!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just like those ‘Don’t Commandments’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Can I chuck Norris?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Virescence is for they who find it easy being green.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Huu Yuu. “Taint” is the skin between a woman’s legs.

ie. It taint c—, and it taint ar$3 either.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I note that they, have shanghaied English comprehensibility.

Pasdrole
Pasdrole
7 years ago

We don’t need no hateration…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just … Seven’t!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Yes, I am quite sick of people saying how “random” everything is, along with “ironic” and “literally”.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

I literally think it’s ironic how people use “random” in non-random situations…but whatever.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And don’t pit bread anywhere

GwydionM
7 years ago

Chucking garbage is only allowed where the virescence is already destroyed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Attaint what you got, it’s what you do with it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If there’s enough garbage in Shanghai to be everywhere, they have a more serious problem.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

In Chinese, one character is one word, so” Kung Hey Fat Choi” is prohibited in public.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
7 years ago

Four-letter word? That is most peculiar . . .
Since when did the Shanghai people adopt letters in their native tongue?

Eggrish
Eggrish
7 years ago

Beware the seven deadly don’ts.

#7 Don’t say don’t.

szk
szk
7 years ago

Don’t say “Don’t”!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You can’t expectoration everywhere. Nobody expectorates the Spanish Inquisition!

Larry/Martha Rippere
Larry/Martha Rippere
7 years ago

We need to preserve our virescence.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

People are far too casual about their virescence these days. That God Shanghai is doing something about that.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

“Don’t random through street”

Oh darn; I was hoping to quantum tunnel my way across town.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

If virescence lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor!

JimS
JimS
7 years ago

Coincidentally, these are the exact rules I live by.

JimS
JimS
7 years ago

“four-letter word” … HA!

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Can I pseudo-random through street?

K. Haskins
K. Haskins
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock:

(“Can I chuck Norris?”)

Sure, but please chuck Chuck Norris too, while you’re at it!

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

What?? “Don’t smorking in pubic concurse” Where am I suppose smorking, then?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
7 years ago

So I can’t expectate or chuck garbage EVERYWHERE; I’ll just do it in that little spot over there.

Robert C
Robert C
7 years ago

No! No! Not the virescence.

KribyMairo12354
KribyMairo12354
7 years ago

Four letter words not allowed? I Defy thee!
Damn, Hams, Stop, Star, Rats, Four, Word, Dump, Crap (e.t.c.)….

Nitsua
Nitsua
7 years ago

Expectorate is spit, so the first one is telling you not to spit all over the place. That’s the only one which makes any sense at all.

Shirley Manson
Shirley Manson
7 years ago

*Dejectedly lowers spork*

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
7 years ago

if you become abnormally green, STAY THAT WAY!

Jokerswild
Jokerswild
7 years ago

I guess ‘work’ is out of the question in Shanghai.

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