Because Buddha is all about getting even.
Photo courtesy of H.N.
Tank top found in Japan.
Because Putin made me do it
I know they’re rocket launchers
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘TANK TOP’
Zen? Are you OK?
That’s not Buddha, it’s Basil.
In Soviet Buddhism, vengeance struggles against difficulties for the sake of a terrible ‘In Soviet Russia’ joke.
I am struggling against difficulties finding the link between Buddhism, the Kremlin, and vengeance.
Never trust a T-shirt. EVER!!
New ending to A Fish Called Wanda:
Otto emigrated to Japan, and became a manufacturer of souvenir T-shirts.
greatest batch of slogans ever
Eastern Orthodox Buddhism
And you thought Buddha was just going to forgive and forget all those fat jokes you told about him back in grade school world history?!? You just wait…
A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
Karma? What karma?
Forgiveness is between you and your God.
My only interest is in arranging the meeting.
Viking’s Philosophy: At all costs, try to have your enemies precede you to Hell.
Approved by the Deadly Lama.
In Soviet Russia, inner peace finds you! (After vengeance)
So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.
@chris. The Buddhist gave the vendor $20 and didn’t receive any change. Infuriated, he asked for his change. The vendor replied “Change comes from within.”
This world is one of suffering.. for the bastards who messed with the wrong fella.
It’s the Spanish Inquisition in disguise! No wonder nobody expects it!
Go ahead, enlighten my day!
Buddhist fundamentalists, ready to enlighten the world- with extreme prejudice
@WorrierPrincess: his other T-shirt just says “asshooooole!”
Ah, the Darth Maul sect of Zen Buddhism.
@Algernon. The female version has bazookas.
No not Bouzoukis.
They are Greek fertility symbols. 😆
what’s next, tony soprano practicing mindfulness?
@ Marum | 1:58 pm. or Babushkas or maybe pussy riot
Even the longest road to vengeance begins will begins with a single slaying.
You just wait till I reincarnate! THEN you’re really going to get it!!!
The cathedral was named for Saint Basil, who was not a Buddhist. I think he designed psychedelic sex toys.