This place stinks

This place stinks

posted on 27 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Merry Poo!

timmy
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timmy

And for desert, yellow snow!

timmy
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timmy

I mean dessert.

DrLex
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DrLex

Our dishes are dirt cheap!

timmy
Guest
timmy

This place is much better than the
“small bowl of orderless rocks restaurant” down the street.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Ask for our steamy fresh horse special.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Large Bowl of Fragrant Bowel Restaurant

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Two bowls of restaurant and a bowl of toilet, please.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Food served in bowls made of dirty diapers

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Where’s my bowl?
– Right beneath you, Sir. You just forgot to lift a seat.

algernon
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algernon

We serve in spades

algernon
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algernon

Just the place to come at night

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, why did you put the toilet pepper into the bowl?

Sparky
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Sparky

Mud pies.

matt
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matt

Our food is dirt cheap.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Must be from where I pee on my LemonTree.

(Try it. You get much more and better lemons)

Marum
Guest
Marum

THis restaurant opens at 1800hrs. Therefore we only serve night-soil.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Fragrant soil? Must be sprinkled with Eau de toilette!

Marum
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Marum

Soil Food for all the brothers.

Marum
Guest
Marum

You will hear from my lawyers.

Yours faithfully,

Sylvia Woods.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I’ll have the loam mein.

szk
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szk

Contains manure

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

I’ll have the No. 2 lunch special.

Lora
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Lora

To give it that earthy flavor and aroma, we *don’t* wash the vegetables before cooking them.

Lora
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Lora

This is the oldest joke ever, but do they serve the Poo-Poo Platter?

Garst
Guest

I’ll take a dirt cake.

Albert
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Albert

Our cake is NOT a lie.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You’ll really dig the cuisine here. Really.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

It’s a walk-in restaurant. Just be careful what you walk in.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

It’s so good you’ll soil yourself.

Earthworms welcome!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ‘The Restaurant at the Bottom of the Bowel’

EffEff
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EffEff

Order the ordure.

Peter
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Peter

Waiter . . . a bowel of deep fried mud sprinkled with manure, please !

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

One paper bag of s**t to go, please, and a pack of matches.

bzbscot
Guest
bzbscot

I have the dirty rice.

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