This place stinks

This place stinks

posted on 27 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Merry Poo!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

And for desert, yellow snow!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I mean dessert.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Our dishes are dirt cheap!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

This place is much better than the
“small bowl of orderless rocks restaurant” down the street.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Ask for our steamy fresh horse special.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Large Bowl of Fragrant Bowel Restaurant

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Two bowls of restaurant and a bowl of toilet, please.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Food served in bowls made of dirty diapers

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Where’s my bowl?
– Right beneath you, Sir. You just forgot to lift a seat.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

We serve in spades

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just the place to come at night

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, why did you put the toilet pepper into the bowl?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Mud pies.

matt
matt
6 years ago

Our food is dirt cheap.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Must be from where I pee on my LemonTree.

(Try it. You get much more and better lemons)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

THis restaurant opens at 1800hrs. Therefore we only serve night-soil.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Fragrant soil? Must be sprinkled with Eau de toilette!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Soil Food for all the brothers.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You will hear from my lawyers.

Yours faithfully,

Sylvia Woods.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I’ll have the loam mein.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Contains manure

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

I’ll have the No. 2 lunch special.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

To give it that earthy flavor and aroma, we *don’t* wash the vegetables before cooking them.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

This is the oldest joke ever, but do they serve the Poo-Poo Platter?

Garst
6 years ago

I’ll take a dirt cake.

Albert
Albert
6 years ago

Our cake is NOT a lie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You’ll really dig the cuisine here. Really.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a walk-in restaurant. Just be careful what you walk in.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

It’s so good you’ll soil yourself.

Earthworms welcome!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Also called ‘The Restaurant at the Bottom of the Bowel’

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Order the ordure.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Waiter . . . a bowel of deep fried mud sprinkled with manure, please !

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

One paper bag of s**t to go, please, and a pack of matches.

bzbscot
bzbscot
5 years ago

I have the dirty rice.

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