Typical Sanjaybhai…

Typical Sanjaybhai…

posted on 19 Dec 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Turde lights up my life

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Doesn’t hold a match to anyone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– And now, everybody crap your hands!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Christmas is happy but we are not.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Live long and phosphor…

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

To match with the silver bells and tin-sle.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Missed it by THAT much.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Happy LED Year!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

How to be your own New Year’s Eve fireworks.

Bamber
Bamber
6 years ago

Phosphorus and turds? Have a fertilized Christmas!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

And to all a Good Nitrogen.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m dreaming of a White Bismuth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m having to go easy this Christmas. My ex hasn’t been paying my Antimony.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Deer friends,

I wish you Exploding Christmas and Sulfurous New Year!

Hellwisher

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Nothing like the smell of incendiaries at Christmas

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I put my money into one of those investment schemes to become more phosphorous, but I only got burnt.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Bismuth as usual after the Christmas break.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you think Shri is uncooperative the other bloke is r turde.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Don’t you know about the Turde?
Everybody knows the Turde is the word!
Papa ooh mow mow, papa ooh mow ma mow……

(sorry folks, I couldn’t help myself.)

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

to all those working in the mining and firework industry

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

Little known fact: Sanjaybhai has two brothers named Willie & Pete.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

The writer’s favorite Christmas movie must be “Die Hard.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you have to work on New Year’s Eve, I hope you get paid at the appropriate nitrate.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

♫ and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
and iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium ♫

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In India you ‘re safe with phosphorus, you won’t get trampled by a herd of wild elements.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

♩♪ I’m dreaming of white phosphorus… ♬

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

good ruck and cheer — turde meat roaf

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Well, at least – no nipple!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Nama’stay’ away from me!!! D-:=

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

For that flaming bag of turde.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

His real surname is Turd, but an ancestor thought it would be classier to add an “e”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Turde is the president of the India Pyromaniac Society.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

You better watch out! You better not cry!
You better not pout! I’m tellin’ you why,
Sanjaybhai is Coming to Town!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Biff: How about some new elements?
lawrencium, rutherfordium, dubnium, seaborgium
meitnerium, darmstadtium,, bohrium, and hassium.
roentgenium and copernicium…
japanium, livermorium, flerovium, moscovium…

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

We Vishnu a Merry Christmas.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

@Sparky: Now that’s funny!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Mercury Christmas and may the New Year be phosphorus and fluorine vibrantly.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

It should read ‘Shri Sanjaybhai III’. And ‘a mercury Christmas’.

Elliott
Elliott
6 years ago

And many happy reburns

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Merry Krishna-mas!

chrisco125
chrisco125
6 years ago

Happy Glowing New Year!

halimah
halimah
6 years ago

Mr. Hankey’s political rival for the battle of Xmas: Mr. These
best south park episode evar 😉

halimah
halimah
6 years ago

(Damn u autocorrect!)

Mr. Hankey’s political rival for the battle of Xmas: Mr. Turde

Best south park episode evar 😉

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

A man named Turde wishing a Phosphorous New Year? He must have sent this to relatives in Nauru. (Obscure joke reference.)

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