Typical Sanjaybhai…

Typical Sanjaybhai…

posted on 19 Dec 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

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algernon
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algernon

Turde lights up my life

algernon
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algernon

Doesn’t hold a match to anyone

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– And now, everybody crap your hands!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Christmas is happy but we are not.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Live long and phosphor…

Ben
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Ben

To match with the silver bells and tin-sle.

JimS
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JimS

Missed it by THAT much.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Happy LED Year!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

How to be your own New Year’s Eve fireworks.

Bamber
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Bamber

Phosphorus and turds? Have a fertilized Christmas!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And to all a Good Nitrogen.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m dreaming of a White Bismuth.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m having to go easy this Christmas. My ex hasn’t been paying my Antimony.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Deer friends,

I wish you Exploding Christmas and Sulfurous New Year!

Hellwisher

Marum
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Marum

Nothing like the smell of incendiaries at Christmas

Marum
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Marum

I put my money into one of those investment schemes to become more phosphorous, but I only got burnt.

Marum
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Marum

Bismuth as usual after the Christmas break.

Marum
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Marum

If you think Shri is uncooperative the other bloke is r turde.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t you know about the Turde?
Everybody knows the Turde is the word!
Papa ooh mow mow, papa ooh mow ma mow……

(sorry folks, I couldn’t help myself.)

Mark
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Mark

to all those working in the mining and firework industry

The Dude
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The Dude

Little known fact: Sanjaybhai has two brothers named Willie & Pete.

Classic Steve
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The writer’s favorite Christmas movie must be “Die Hard.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you have to work on New Year’s Eve, I hope you get paid at the appropriate nitrate.

Biff the Understudy
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♫ and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
and iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium ♫

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In India you ‘re safe with phosphorus, you won’t get trampled by a herd of wild elements.

DrLex
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DrLex

♩♪ I’m dreaming of white phosphorus… ♬

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

good ruck and cheer — turde meat roaf

Filboid
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Filboid

Well, at least – no nipple!

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Nama’stay’ away from me!!! D-:=

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

For that flaming bag of turde.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

His real surname is Turd, but an ancestor thought it would be classier to add an “e”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Turde is the president of the India Pyromaniac Society.

tadchem
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tadchem

You better watch out! You better not cry!
You better not pout! I’m tellin’ you why,
Sanjaybhai is Coming to Town!

EffEff
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EffEff

@Biff: How about some new elements?
lawrencium, rutherfordium, dubnium, seaborgium
meitnerium, darmstadtium,, bohrium, and hassium.
roentgenium and copernicium…
japanium, livermorium, flerovium, moscovium…

Sparky
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Sparky

We Vishnu a Merry Christmas.

timmy
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timmy

@Sparky: Now that’s funny!

Peter
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Peter

Mercury Christmas and may the New Year be phosphorus and fluorine vibrantly.

Salome
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Salome

It should read ‘Shri Sanjaybhai III’. And ‘a mercury Christmas’.

Elliott
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Elliott

And many happy reburns

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Merry Krishna-mas!

chrisco125
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chrisco125

Happy Glowing New Year!

halimah
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halimah

Mr. Hankey’s political rival for the battle of Xmas: Mr. These
best south park episode evar 😉

halimah
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halimah

(Damn u autocorrect!)

Mr. Hankey’s political rival for the battle of Xmas: Mr. Turde

Best south park episode evar 😉

Sean
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Sean

A man named Turde wishing a Phosphorous New Year? He must have sent this to relatives in Nauru. (Obscure joke reference.)

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