You see what we did to the turkeys…

You see what we did to the turkeys…

posted on 1 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ted S.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Or a black pudding

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Lets face it they’re all fowls

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Without blood it’s called ‘Duck Surprise’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, I don’t like duck.
– Well, if you don’t like duck, you’re rather stuck!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Chicken farmers: They could be anywhere.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The wife of the restaurant owner is a chicken farmer.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Well, Clarice, have the ducks stopped screaming?”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Those chicken farmers always back down from a fight.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Is this the movie poster for The Beijing Chainsaw Duck Massacre?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Don’t be afraid, honey. If you see a chicken farmer, just duck!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Chicken farmers aren’t scary; just remember to bring enough garlic and silver bullits when you visit them at night…

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I can smell your fear. It smells delicious.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

They say chicken soup is good for a cold, but I’ll bet the chicken didn’t think so!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was afraid of the bloody farmer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Well I’ll be ducked.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ll have duck ‘n vegetables thanks.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sorry Sir. You’ll have duck ‘n blood, or you can go to the far canal.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The death of one duck is a tragedy.

The death of a million ducks is a statistic.

Quote: Bashir Duck.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Their fear of duck blood is so great that, at the first sign, the chicken farmers will get the flock out of there!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Old McDonald tortures ducks EIEIO
With some duck blood here, duck blood there, here a duck blood, there a duck blood, everywhere a duck blood
Old McDonald makes ducks scream: EIEIO

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“The fear of the chicken farmers hung in the air like duck blood.”
-from the first draft of Steven King’s latest novel.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Ya wanna pluck?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Customer: Waiter. I have a Golden Shower.

Waiter: Yes Sir!

Customer: Stop that you imbecile! I was specifying the breed of duck I wanted.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Enter DuckBlood, the most brutal lord of the poultry mafia.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Peaceful like chicken feet.
Fearful like duck blood.
It all makes sense now…

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Beware of duck-bloodthirsty vampire chicken farmers!

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