You see what we did to the turkeys…

You see what we did to the turkeys…

posted on 1 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ted S.
Found in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Or a black pudding

algernon
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algernon

Lets face it they’re all fowls

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Without blood it’s called ‘Duck Surprise’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, I don’t like duck.
– Well, if you don’t like duck, you’re rather stuck!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Chicken farmers: They could be anywhere.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The wife of the restaurant owner is a chicken farmer.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Well, Clarice, have the ducks stopped screaming?”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Those chicken farmers always back down from a fight.

DrLex
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DrLex

Is this the movie poster for The Beijing Chainsaw Duck Massacre?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Don’t be afraid, honey. If you see a chicken farmer, just duck!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Chicken farmers aren’t scary; just remember to bring enough garlic and silver bullits when you visit them at night…

Classic Steve
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I can smell your fear. It smells delicious.

Lora
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Lora

They say chicken soup is good for a cold, but I’ll bet the chicken didn’t think so!

Ben
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Ben

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was afraid of the bloody farmer.

Marum
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Marum

Well I’ll be ducked.

Marum
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Marum

I’ll have duck ‘n vegetables thanks.

Marum
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Marum

Sorry Sir. You’ll have duck ‘n blood, or you can go to the far canal.

Marum
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Marum

The death of one duck is a tragedy.

The death of a million ducks is a statistic.

Quote: Bashir Duck.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Their fear of duck blood is so great that, at the first sign, the chicken farmers will get the flock out of there!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Old McDonald tortures ducks EIEIO
With some duck blood here, duck blood there, here a duck blood, there a duck blood, everywhere a duck blood
Old McDonald makes ducks scream: EIEIO

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“The fear of the chicken farmers hung in the air like duck blood.”
-from the first draft of Steven King’s latest novel.

tadchem
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tadchem

Ya wanna pluck?

Marum
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Marum

Customer: Waiter. I have a Golden Shower.

Waiter: Yes Sir!

Customer: Stop that you imbecile! I was specifying the breed of duck I wanted.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Enter DuckBlood, the most brutal lord of the poultry mafia.

iLock
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iLock

Peaceful like chicken feet.
Fearful like duck blood.
It all makes sense now…

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Beware of duck-bloodthirsty vampire chicken farmers!

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