Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

posted on 11 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Julie Rice.
Found in Michigan Myanmar restaurant. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! This cello phone has no touch!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Random word salad. Take a bunch of random words and throw them together to make something that is equally random.

algernon
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algernon

Has a nice sting in its bow too.

algernon
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algernon

Son not for phone sex then

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm … Apple!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also available:

Mobile phone salad to go
(Yum Sam Sung)

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Do you like Spicy Cello Phone Noodle Salad, Yum Won Sam I Am?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Did you call the waiter?
– No, I called the Salad.

Ben
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Ben

Pairs well with the sea bass (via Bluetooth).

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

It’s trying to say “cellophane noodle.” I didn’t even know about cellophane noodles until I just googled them right now. Cellophane actually sounds equally unappetizing.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Don’t get too excited. It’s just a feature item.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Play It Again, Sam!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Stop fiddling with your phone!

Marum
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Marum

A Phone Quartet = Handset #!; Handset #2; Naughty Viola: Spicy Cello.

Marum
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Marum

Yum won Sam.
Then they got married, And raised lots of little restaurants. And lived happily ever after.

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon. If you have too much phone-sex, all your boys may grow up to be receivers.

Marum
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Marum

It may be a “family restaurant”, but making mad love to your lady on the table after dinner, is considerably frowned upon.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Check out my new ringtone…It’s just some guy noodlin’ on a cello.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ll have the iPad Thai instead.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Cello Phone is the instrument for which Wagner wrote his Ring Cycle.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Yo Yo Ma’s favorite appetizer!

Filboid
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Filboid

There’s always room for Cello.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Honey, don’t play salad with mouth full of strings!

K. Haskins
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K. Haskins

It’s all just silly mistake! CLEARLY, they meant to write either 1: “Spicy cellophane noodle salad”, OR
2> “Spicy Jello …uh…Phone-in salad”…OR….!!
??
Okay–I give up.
o.0

Marum
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Marum

@Stopchicks. For Christ’s sake, don’t look up “Glass noodles” then

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Waiter . . . I’d rather have a bow of viola phone noodles.

K. Haskins
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K. Haskins

Never mind all that! I just noticed that the photo directly above the menu looks *almost* exactly like the cover of the “Hotel California” album!! (the Eagles,1976) Love this craziness!!

tadchem
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tadchem

Spicy Cello, with Boulla Bass and a couple of Violence – and viola! a string quartet to seranade you at dinner.

iLock
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iLock

Oooh yum, I won sum a that!

RocketCat
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RocketCat

I’ll try the zesty ukelele tablet salad with the fried trombone garnish.

bzbscot
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bzbscot

Can you hear me now?

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