Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

Almost as good as the spicy harp amplifier noodle salad…

posted on 11 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Julie Rice.
Found in Michigan Myanmar restaurant. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! This cello phone has no touch!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Random word salad. Take a bunch of random words and throw them together to make something that is equally random.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Has a nice sting in its bow too.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Son not for phone sex then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … Apple!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Also available:

Mobile phone salad to go
(Yum Sam Sung)

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Do you like Spicy Cello Phone Noodle Salad, Yum Won Sam I Am?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Did you call the waiter?
– No, I called the Salad.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Pairs well with the sea bass (via Bluetooth).

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

It’s trying to say “cellophane noodle.” I didn’t even know about cellophane noodles until I just googled them right now. Cellophane actually sounds equally unappetizing.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Don’t get too excited. It’s just a feature item.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Play It Again, Sam!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Stop fiddling with your phone!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A Phone Quartet = Handset #!; Handset #2; Naughty Viola: Spicy Cello.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yum won Sam.
Then they got married, And raised lots of little restaurants. And lived happily ever after.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. If you have too much phone-sex, all your boys may grow up to be receivers.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It may be a “family restaurant”, but making mad love to your lady on the table after dinner, is considerably frowned upon.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Check out my new ringtone…It’s just some guy noodlin’ on a cello.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’ll have the iPad Thai instead.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Cello Phone is the instrument for which Wagner wrote his Ring Cycle.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Yo Yo Ma’s favorite appetizer!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

There’s always room for Cello.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Honey, don’t play salad with mouth full of strings!

K. Haskins
K. Haskins
6 years ago

It’s all just silly mistake! CLEARLY, they meant to write either 1: “Spicy cellophane noodle salad”, OR
2> “Spicy Jello …uh…Phone-in salad”…OR….!!
??
Okay–I give up.
o.0

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Stopchicks. For Christ’s sake, don’t look up “Glass noodles” then

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Waiter . . . I’d rather have a bow of viola phone noodles.

K. Haskins
K. Haskins
6 years ago

Never mind all that! I just noticed that the photo directly above the menu looks *almost* exactly like the cover of the “Hotel California” album!! (the Eagles,1976) Love this craziness!!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Spicy Cello, with Boulla Bass and a couple of Violence – and viola! a string quartet to seranade you at dinner.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Oooh yum, I won sum a that!

RocketCat
RocketCat
6 years ago

I’ll try the zesty ukelele tablet salad with the fried trombone garnish.

bzbscot
bzbscot
5 years ago

Can you hear me now?

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