Available at Whore Foods…

Available at Whore Foods…

posted on 20 Jan 2015 in Menus

NSFB (not safe for breakfast)

Photo courtesy of James Hughes.
Menu found in Japan.  

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I like my eggslut sunny side up 😛

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Official food of the Suck Ho building (French division?)

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Goes well with the whore sause

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

What’s eggslut to you is greek to me

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

You just know the egg Frenches too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

She must have balls …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! Is she hard-boiled?
– Unfortunately, Sir, she’s toast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

An eggslut doesn’t just get a toast, she gets an ova-tion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Eggslut: a hen that can’t get enough cock.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter, this slut is runny!
– Don’t worry, Sir. No fast foot has ever escaped from here.

GwydionM
5 years ago

Or would you prefer Wanton Soup?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

This is why I quit eating breakfast at Denny’s.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

What did you think “over easy” meant, anyway?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Give the waitress a tip.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

How many times does this egg need to get laid, anyway?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

You can buy 2 at the same price at WhoreMart.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Try also our barked French slut with cello phone. It speaks English!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Humpty Dumpty’s secret mistress.

But as with many eggstra-marital relationships, this one eventually went rotten. Rumors are that she pushed him off that wall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Is the egg in that jar or is it hiding behind that mountain of broccoli?

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Omelet this one pass.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I can’t think of any good yolks for this one.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

The breakfast that wants to be eaten!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! One more slut and I scream!

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

The sad story of what happened to Henny Penny after she became a meth addict.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

After Skye had fallen, she became a eggslut.
And she had several rolls for breakfast every day.

She also part-timed as a Sashimi Plate at night.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Definitely free-range.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

The French toast is only the first course.

kioku
kioku
5 years ago

Actually that’s not engrish. It is exactly what it’s supposed to say: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

If you come for brunch and you bring your singles, we’ll throw in a “tossed salad.”

Casey83
Casey83
5 years ago

I thought a French toast WAS an eggslut!

Casey83
Casey83
5 years ago

Eggslut wants to be scrambled long time!

Whirled One
Whirled One
5 years ago

Two Eggs One Jar

ccY
ccY
5 years ago

Can I have an eggslut and a dinner roll in the hay, please.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

How whoresome

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

Also try the tramp tarts

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

I like the eggslut over easy

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