Available at Whore Foods…

Available at Whore Foods…

posted on 20 Jan 2015 in Menus

NSFB (not safe for breakfast)

Photo courtesy of James Hughes.
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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I like my eggslut sunny side up 😛

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Official food of the Suck Ho building (French division?)

algernon
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algernon

Goes well with the whore sause

algernon
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algernon

What’s eggslut to you is greek to me

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

You just know the egg Frenches too.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

She must have balls …

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Is she hard-boiled?
– Unfortunately, Sir, she’s toast.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

An eggslut doesn’t just get a toast, she gets an ova-tion.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Eggslut: a hen that can’t get enough cock.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, this slut is runny!
– Don’t worry, Sir. No fast foot has ever escaped from here.

GwydionM
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Or would you prefer Wanton Soup?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is why I quit eating breakfast at Denny’s.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

What did you think “over easy” meant, anyway?

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Give the waitress a tip.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

How many times does this egg need to get laid, anyway?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

You can buy 2 at the same price at WhoreMart.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our barked French slut with cello phone. It speaks English!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Humpty Dumpty’s secret mistress.

But as with many eggstra-marital relationships, this one eventually went rotten. Rumors are that she pushed him off that wall.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is the egg in that jar or is it hiding behind that mountain of broccoli?

Classic Steve
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Omelet this one pass.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I can’t think of any good yolks for this one.

Chris
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Chris

The breakfast that wants to be eaten!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! One more slut and I scream!

Biff the Understudy
Guest

The sad story of what happened to Henny Penny after she became a meth addict.

Marum
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Marum

After Skye had fallen, she became a eggslut.
And she had several rolls for breakfast every day.

She also part-timed as a Sashimi Plate at night.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Definitely free-range.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The French toast is only the first course.

kioku
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kioku

Actually that’s not engrish. It is exactly what it’s supposed to say: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

pasdrole
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pasdrole

If you come for brunch and you bring your singles, we’ll throw in a “tossed salad.”

Casey83
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Casey83

I thought a French toast WAS an eggslut!

Casey83
Guest
Casey83

Eggslut wants to be scrambled long time!

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Two Eggs One Jar

ccY
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ccY

Can I have an eggslut and a dinner roll in the hay, please.

Peter
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Peter

How whoresome

RocketCat
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RocketCat

Also try the tramp tarts

RocketCat
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RocketCat

I like the eggslut over easy

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