Beauty Young Girls

Beauty Young Girls

posted on 15 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Toys

Call your doctor if vagrant thoughts last longer than 4 hours…

Photo courtesy of Derrick McCullough. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s Mike with music!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

My foot is bi-infureated when I pressed the key equipment.

algernon
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algernon

Careful the vagrant might be a Catholic Priest

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Mike better duck whenever this is used!

algernon
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algernon

Perhaps Mrs Palmer had something to say

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Deck the halls with boughs of jollifaction! Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

My hand design allow me to get intimate with myself 😛
(terrible joke)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mike sings together. Beauty Young Girls play cello phone.

I have vagrant thoughts.

DrLex
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DrLex

You will all be jollified and bifurcated. Resistance is footile!

DrLex
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DrLex

The designers of this toy must have been smoking something which caused them to become adjusted highly.

GwydionM
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Mike is a vagrant with a loud voice.

GwydionM
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They offer three kinds of uniqueness.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Disneyphone’s ”Naughty from the East” is even better. It aims at Wang to sing in group voices separately and adapts up to 1.1 Meters of children!

DrLex
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DrLex

May adjust the volume. Or not. Quality control is overrated!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Watch out, Mike!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Childhood is a difficult time when you’re the different height child.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s been ages since I had a good jollification.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m Willie The Wino and I approved these vagrant thoughts.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, look! Girl Mike!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I got a new special foot bifurcation heavy distortion pressed key equipment for my Stratocaster.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“We’re so pretty, oh so pretty Vagrant! And we don’t care.”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Hey good looking, we’ll be back to pick you up later!

Marum
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Marum

Girls sitting on Mike may get huge supplies.

Marum
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Marum

Uniqueness is far more common now, than when I was a boy.

Marum
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Marum

Karaoke!!

I’m old enough to remember when they threw out singing drunks.

NOW, THEY OSITIVELY ENCOUAGE THE MONGRELS!

Marum
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Marum

“positively encourage” (coises)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I was a young girl singer like you, then I took a bifurcation to the foot.

Marum
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Marum

47, 48, 49, 50! WOO HOO!!! JOLLIFICATION!!!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Mike, May, Intimate and the Vagrant. Yes, wildest party of my life.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT. I’ll bet you found the 12″ rivetting.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Foot bifurcation? So our dichotomy opens the jollification!

Marum
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Marum

Bifurcation can always be cured, by driving a tapered peg into the gap. 🙄

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I can hear Snow White singing, ” I love the seven dwarves”/

RT
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RT

1. aim at Mike
2. ♪♫ let it go… ♪♫
3. ???
4. profit

Someone1
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Someone1

Intimate carrying the hand design.
A belt at one’s side, probably used for whipping.
Vagrant thoughts.

Somehow I don’t think this is intended for children…

PMT
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PMT

If Mike doesn’t fit, adopt a different-height child.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Foot Bifurcation = Process of changing Mike’s foot into a cat with two furs

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Obvious “microphone” Disney font is vagrant knockoff of
pirate young girls

EffEff
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EffEff

Mr. Splitfoot used the foot bifurcator.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Background music includes the hit song “Thoughts of the Jolly Vagrant”

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Trenchcoat Dirty Old Men® – the vagrant thoughts along with creepy stare. Jollification party in pants!

Juju
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Jollificetion is actually a real word.

bzbscot
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bzbscot

Parental permission required for bifurcation; vagrant thoughts only for ages 12 and up.

Axl Greece
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Axl Greece

This microphone is secretly Frederica Irving (Etrian Odyssey Untold reference)

Axl Greece
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Axl Greece

ROCK THE MIC! ROCK THE MIC!

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