Both loud and fragrant…

Both loud and fragrant…

posted on 13 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes.
Found on a menu in Bangkok, Thailand. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (233 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
33 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My cello phane is crap even without crap

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So the dog is telling you something

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Steaming barking chunky poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

At least it’s not barked with cat

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

This place looks pretty crappy, it must be the crap place!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The dog crapped on my spicy cello phone noodle salad, and now I am steaming mad because I stepped in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

In a lovely pet for you …

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Woof!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

How much is the crap with green sh*t?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

He was dictating to an incompetent sign maker. What he actually said was, “Cellophane noodles barked with… Crap! I mean BAKED with cheese.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Can I have an iPhane, please? I’m sick of cellos.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Yeah, speaking of barking with crap? My mother-in-law called me on my cello phone noodle last night.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

I thought the crap supplied its own steam.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I’ll have a steaming pile of lunch, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Oh, I see the misprint. It should say “Cellophane poodles”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Waiter! These noodles tried to hump my leg!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I think they are feeding their dog the wrong way.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

It takes talent to make the cello bark.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Picture yourself on a boat on a river
With cellophane noodles and marshmallow crap.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sounds like crap to me, too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Would you like a second yelping?

Bad noise
Bad noise
6 years ago

Actually, such thing as cellophane already exists. It’s what some transparent packages are made of.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … Fn!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please curb your mea.

Someone1
Someone1
6 years ago

In Soviet Thailand, crap barks at dog

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
6 years ago

AnAAANNND. …(*singing*) You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Crapteraunt!
(To the tune of “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie)
;-}

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Did you say : “Don’t gulpa your mea”?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Speaking of “barking crap”. We have a state election in Qld. this month.

RT
RT
6 years ago

what’s that, lassie? timmy took a number two?

Willow
Willow
6 years ago

Ow crap!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

That settles it. Next dog I get will be named Cellophane Noodles.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

or darked with crap?

RocketCat
RocketCat
6 years ago

They’re all bark and no crap

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2021 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
33
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x