Both loud and fragrant…

Both loud and fragrant…

posted on 13 Jan 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes.
Found on a menu in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

My cello phane is crap even without crap

algernon
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algernon

So the dog is telling you something

algernon
Guest
algernon

Steaming barking chunky poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

At least it’s not barked with cat

Tong
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Tong

This place looks pretty crappy, it must be the crap place!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The dog crapped on my spicy cello phone noodle salad, and now I am steaming mad because I stepped in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

In a lovely pet for you …

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Woof!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

How much is the crap with green sh*t?

Ben
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Ben

He was dictating to an incompetent sign maker. What he actually said was, “Cellophane noodles barked with… Crap! I mean BAKED with cheese.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Can I have an iPhane, please? I’m sick of cellos.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Yeah, speaking of barking with crap? My mother-in-law called me on my cello phone noodle last night.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

I thought the crap supplied its own steam.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

I’ll have a steaming pile of lunch, please.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Oh, I see the misprint. It should say “Cellophane poodles”.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Waiter! These noodles tried to hump my leg!

DrLex
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DrLex

I think they are feeding their dog the wrong way.

EffEff
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EffEff

It takes talent to make the cello bark.

Silly Uncle Willy
Guest

Picture yourself on a boat on a river
With cellophane noodles and marshmallow crap.

Marum
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Marum

Sounds like crap to me, too.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Would you like a second yelping?

Bad noise
Guest
Bad noise

Actually, such thing as cellophane already exists. It’s what some transparent packages are made of.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm … Fn!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Please curb your mea.

Someone1
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Someone1

In Soviet Thailand, crap barks at dog

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

AnAAANNND. …(*singing*) You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Crapteraunt!
(To the tune of “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie)
;-}

Marum
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Marum

Did you say : “Don’t gulpa your mea”?

Marum
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Marum

Speaking of “barking crap”. We have a state election in Qld. this month.

RT
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RT

what’s that, lassie? timmy took a number two?

Willow
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Willow

Ow crap!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

That settles it. Next dog I get will be named Cellophane Noodles.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

or darked with crap?

RocketCat
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RocketCat

They’re all bark and no crap

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