Both loud and fragrant…

My cello phane is crap even without crap

So the dog is telling you something

Steaming barking chunky poo

At least it’s not barked with cat

This place looks pretty crappy, it must be the crap place!

The dog crapped on my spicy cello phone noodle salad, and now I am steaming mad because I stepped in it.

In a lovely pet for you …

Woof!

How much is the crap with green sh*t?

He was dictating to an incompetent sign maker. What he actually said was, “Cellophane noodles barked with… Crap! I mean BAKED with cheese.”

– Can I have an iPhane, please? I’m sick of cellos.

Yeah, speaking of barking with crap? My mother-in-law called me on my cello phone noodle last night.

I thought the crap supplied its own steam.

I’ll have a steaming pile of lunch, please.

Oh, I see the misprint. It should say “Cellophane poodles”.

Waiter! These noodles tried to hump my leg!

I think they are feeding their dog the wrong way.

It takes talent to make the cello bark.

Picture yourself on a boat on a river
With cellophane noodles and marshmallow crap.

Sounds like crap to me, too.

Would you like a second yelping?

Actually, such thing as cellophane already exists. It’s what some transparent packages are made of.

Mmmm … Fn!

Please curb your mea.

In Soviet Thailand, crap barks at dog

AnAAANNND. …(*singing*) You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Crapteraunt!
(To the tune of “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie)
;-}

Did you say : “Don’t gulpa your mea”?

Speaking of “barking crap”. We have a state election in Qld. this month.

what’s that, lassie? timmy took a number two?

Ow crap!

That settles it. Next dog I get will be named Cellophane Noodles.

or darked with crap?

They’re all bark and no crap