Come on, shred that ass…

Come on, shred that ass…

posted on 17 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Adrianne Doering Curtis.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Comes in bowels

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Not part of the Poo Poo Smoothies

algernon
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algernon

The greens is a nice touch

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Mommy! Tommy is making food out of his poo again!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm … Roughie!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Never sit on a shredder.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Also never s#it on a shredder

Tong
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Tong

The chef is a pain in the ass!

Salome
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Salome

Stir fry rump steak.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It comes with ass vegetables

Jellychop
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Jellychop

“I’m gonna have your butt for breakfast!”

I wonder if it’s like SPAM (Salted Pig Ass Meat).

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! There’s an asshole in my ass!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The perfect place to dine when you have meet an ass.

Ben
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Ben

My boss’s favorite dish – he’s always chewing my ass out.

EffEff
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EffEff

Tastes like donkey….

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Would you like some documents with that?

PeeBee
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PeeBee

That’s pretty cheap for a piece of ass.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Part of menu when you enter the Cannibalism Area

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I’ll pass. I think I know where that hand has been.

alek
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alek

Now available in Cannibalism Area

timmy
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timmy

So that’s what happened to eeyore.

GwydionM
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Taken from contented donkeys

Lora
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Lora

I’d rather have the rump roast.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Complain about the product and they’ll tear you a new one!

Classic Steve
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Short for “assorted”?

szk
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szk

@Classic Steve

No period or any way to tell that

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! When will I get my ass?
– Ass soon ass is shredded, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I want an ass hole, not shredded.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

…And that is why they made no more Shrek movies ever.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

For dessert, I recommend the candy-ass.

Marum
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Marum

I may have wrecked a couple, but I have never seen one shredded like that before.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

Poor guys . . . they don’t know ‘donkey’

TS
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TS

Will give you Ass-burgers Syndrome.

Sean
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Sean

Also known as the Goatse Special.

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