Come on, shred that ass…

Come on, shred that ass…

posted on 17 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Adrianne Doering Curtis.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Comes in bowels

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Not part of the Poo Poo Smoothies

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The greens is a nice touch

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Mommy! Tommy is making food out of his poo again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm … Roughie!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Never sit on a shredder.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Also never s#it on a shredder

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

The chef is a pain in the ass!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Stir fry rump steak.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It comes with ass vegetables

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

“I’m gonna have your butt for breakfast!”

I wonder if it’s like SPAM (Salted Pig Ass Meat).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! There’s an asshole in my ass!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The perfect place to dine when you have meet an ass.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

My boss’s favorite dish – he’s always chewing my ass out.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Tastes like donkey….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you like some documents with that?

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

That’s pretty cheap for a piece of ass.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Part of menu when you enter the Cannibalism Area

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I’ll pass. I think I know where that hand has been.

alek
alek
6 years ago

Now available in Cannibalism Area

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

So that’s what happened to eeyore.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Taken from contented donkeys

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I’d rather have the rump roast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Complain about the product and they’ll tear you a new one!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Short for “assorted”?

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Classic Steve

No period or any way to tell that

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! When will I get my ass?
– Ass soon ass is shredded, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I want an ass hole, not shredded.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

…And that is why they made no more Shrek movies ever.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

For dessert, I recommend the candy-ass.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I may have wrecked a couple, but I have never seen one shredded like that before.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Poor guys . . . they don’t know ‘donkey’

TS
TS
6 years ago

Will give you Ass-burgers Syndrome.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Also known as the Goatse Special.

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