For a light meal…

For a light meal…

posted on 29 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Today’s spotlight…

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Menu from Chinese restaurant in Mongolia. 

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

This gives you an extra spicy jolt because it is still plugged in to the socket.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

With or without halogen sauce?

algernon
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algernon

Its electric thats why

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Comes with flesh flies

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The bright spot on the menu reflects that

algernon
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algernon

Must be the hat

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

useful to eat this before someone puts a camera down into the stomach. It makes it easier to see what’s down there.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I just wanted a light snack.

timmy
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timmy

I’ll have the shrimp lampura.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s watt you want.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s flash fried.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s the current special.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Served with candled yams.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It comes with ‘Do me lamp’ switch

nospeake
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nospeake

Not the brightest dish on the menu

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Can it plug and play?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

This chef has some bright ideas.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Let the midnight special, shine the light on me!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Is this meat lamp, chicken lamp or beef lamp?
– It’s a table lamp, Sir.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Mmm…I love lamp.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, this lamp is not fried. It works just fine!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Sorry I have to count my watts…

Classic Steve
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For extra spice, try the lava lamp.

Stargazer143Orion
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Stargazer143Orion

Motto: The restaurant where the chefs have a creative outlet.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Warning: May contain traces of Djinn.

Peter (NT)
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Peter (NT)

The perfect match for the Fresh Steamed Crap

Biff the Understudy
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(Homer Simpson voice) Mmmm… photons.

TS
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TS

Sounds re-volt-ing.

Garst
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It’s very filament.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Order the CFL if you like curly fries.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Silence of the lamps, please

EffEff
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EffEff

@Biff the Understudy: I’d like to hear a plant say that.

RocketCat
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RocketCat

I’ll take the lamp chop and a side order of german-type sexual harrassment with some non-homo milk to drink. I’m on a diet.

Tim Crow
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Tim Crow

Mongolian says “lamb rib roast.” That sounds less shady.

mayuro
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mayuro

The meal to enlightment

R
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R

Ikea’s newest concept?

Sean
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Sean

Incandescently delicious! It’ll leave you with a wonderful glow.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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Why is the first language on a Mongolian menu Korean?

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