For a light meal…

For a light meal…

posted on 29 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Today’s spotlight…

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Menu from Chinese restaurant in Mongolia. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This gives you an extra spicy jolt because it is still plugged in to the socket.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

With or without halogen sauce?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Its electric thats why

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Comes with flesh flies

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The bright spot on the menu reflects that

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be the hat

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

useful to eat this before someone puts a camera down into the stomach. It makes it easier to see what’s down there.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I just wanted a light snack.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

I’ll have the shrimp lampura.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

It’s watt you want.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s flash fried.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s the current special.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Served with candled yams.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It comes with ‘Do me lamp’ switch

nospeake
nospeake
5 years ago

Not the brightest dish on the menu

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Can it plug and play?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

This chef has some bright ideas.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“Let the midnight special, shine the light on me!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Is this meat lamp, chicken lamp or beef lamp?
– It’s a table lamp, Sir.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Mmm…I love lamp.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter, this lamp is not fried. It works just fine!

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Sorry I have to count my watts…

Classic Steve
5 years ago

For extra spice, try the lava lamp.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
5 years ago

Motto: The restaurant where the chefs have a creative outlet.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

Warning: May contain traces of Djinn.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
5 years ago

The perfect match for the Fresh Steamed Crap

Biff the Understudy
5 years ago

(Homer Simpson voice) Mmmm… photons.

TS
TS
5 years ago

Sounds re-volt-ing.

Garst
5 years ago

It’s very filament.

Jellychop
Jellychop
5 years ago

Order the CFL if you like curly fries.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Silence of the lamps, please

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

@Biff the Understudy: I’d like to hear a plant say that.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

I’ll take the lamp chop and a side order of german-type sexual harrassment with some non-homo milk to drink. I’m on a diet.

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
5 years ago

Mongolian says “lamb rib roast.” That sounds less shady.

mayuro
mayuro
5 years ago

The meal to enlightment

R
R
5 years ago

Ikea’s newest concept?

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

Incandescently delicious! It’ll leave you with a wonderful glow.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
3 months ago

Why is the first language on a Mongolian menu Korean?

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