Hold it in please

Hold it in please

posted on 26 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Sorry, hotel policy…

Photo courtesy of Kamila Kingstone.
Found in Beijing bathroom.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Good. Those damn toilet bowels always make me miss them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

We are sorry for the incontinence

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please leave the bowel exactly where you found it.

algernon
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algernon

But not for politicians.

algernon
Guest
algernon

Makes it tough for politicians to talk then.

Tong
Guest
Tong

I said FREEZE! Don’t you move a single muscle, or I will shoot! Oh, you shot first! Shit!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

AKA “Moving the toilet bowel is forbidden.”

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

This sign does not s—- around, so you can’t either.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– B … But officer, it moved all by itself!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Just stop EATING!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Look, is there some sort of fine I could pay?

Ben
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Ben

That’s the real translation? No $#!t?

PeeBee
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PeeBee

They’re not putting up with this $hit any longer.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And with this new era of prohibition, another form of criminal enterprise came to be: the speak-easy restroom.
The password is “John sent me.”

Chuck
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Chuck

…and winning the award for the Worst Name for a Political Group…

DrLex
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DrLex

@Ben: yep, that’s what it says. Only, the (automatic) translator probably tried to keep it civilized…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

… Or else it gets the hose again.

Bad noise
Guest
Bad noise

What is it?

Marum
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Marum

I’m more in favour of the Women’s Movement….Especially right at the end.

Marum
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Marum

China sounds just like Australia. We are passing laws against every bloody thing, lately.

Chuck
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Chuck

@Marum: and comparing the programs Border Security (Australia) to Border Security (Canada), it seems that we have many of the same problems. Although, we do have the added treat of Americans trying to drive through British Columbia to Alaska with their automatic weapons.

Marum
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Marum

@Chuck. Ha ha, mate. As you possibly know, we have this ludicrous, “every K over is a killer” campaign, here in OZ.

If this is so – How come Germany has four times our population, and only an equal road toll? AUTOBAHNS??? What?? Unlimited speed limits? RUBBISH!! They would all be dead by now. Therefore the Germans don’t exist.

Is it possible, that driver training could be more important than speed?

Marum
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Marum

Slogan of the Bowel Movement.

LET YOUR WIND RUN FREE

Marum
Guest
Marum

Gutem Fahrt.

Salome
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Salome

The sign was intended for a swimming pool.

RT
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RT

because our maids hate unclogging our toilets because SOMEBODY cut loose at the all-you-can-eat yesterday

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Go to the boweling alley for that sort of thing.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Don’t take a BM in Beijing; you’ll be arrested as an “Enema of the State”.

timmy
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timmy

But what if I ate at the Korean Barfett?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Fecal matters!

tadchem
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tadchem

NO SH1T!

tankero
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tankero

禁止大便 = Do not defecate!

Marum
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Marum

I see the symbols

1st one He is running and doing squats.
2nd he is doing step-ups.
3rd He is doing the splits.
4th he has his legs crossed, trying to hold it in.

EffEff
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EffEff

Sign at symphony orchestra. The first, second, third movements are OK, but not the bowel movement.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

First they came for Falung Gong. Then they came for the Bowel Movement. Where will it all end?

Marty Niemoller Jr.

alek
Guest
alek

No twerking here

RocketCat
Guest
RocketCat

The urination requires the authority ask.

Sean
Guest
Sean

A no-smoking lounge and a no-pooping restroom. We just can’t have ANY fun nowadays…

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