Hold it in please

Hold it in please

posted on 26 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Sorry, hotel policy…

Photo courtesy of Kamila Kingstone.
Found in Beijing bathroom.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Good. Those damn toilet bowels always make me miss them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

We are sorry for the incontinence

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please leave the bowel exactly where you found it.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But not for politicians.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Makes it tough for politicians to talk then.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I said FREEZE! Don’t you move a single muscle, or I will shoot! Oh, you shot first! Shit!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

AKA “Moving the toilet bowel is forbidden.”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

This sign does not s—- around, so you can’t either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– B … But officer, it moved all by itself!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Just stop EATING!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Look, is there some sort of fine I could pay?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

That’s the real translation? No $#!t?

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

They’re not putting up with this $hit any longer.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And with this new era of prohibition, another form of criminal enterprise came to be: the speak-easy restroom.
The password is “John sent me.”

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

…and winning the award for the Worst Name for a Political Group…

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@Ben: yep, that’s what it says. Only, the (automatic) translator probably tried to keep it civilized…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

… Or else it gets the hose again.

Bad noise
Bad noise
6 years ago

What is it?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m more in favour of the Women’s Movement….Especially right at the end.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

China sounds just like Australia. We are passing laws against every bloody thing, lately.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum: and comparing the programs Border Security (Australia) to Border Security (Canada), it seems that we have many of the same problems. Although, we do have the added treat of Americans trying to drive through British Columbia to Alaska with their automatic weapons.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Chuck. Ha ha, mate. As you possibly know, we have this ludicrous, “every K over is a killer” campaign, here in OZ.

If this is so – How come Germany has four times our population, and only an equal road toll? AUTOBAHNS??? What?? Unlimited speed limits? RUBBISH!! They would all be dead by now. Therefore the Germans don’t exist.

Is it possible, that driver training could be more important than speed?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Slogan of the Bowel Movement.

LET YOUR WIND RUN FREE

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gutem Fahrt.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

The sign was intended for a swimming pool.

RT
RT
6 years ago

because our maids hate unclogging our toilets because SOMEBODY cut loose at the all-you-can-eat yesterday

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Go to the boweling alley for that sort of thing.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Don’t take a BM in Beijing; you’ll be arrested as an “Enema of the State”.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

But what if I ate at the Korean Barfett?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fecal matters!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

NO SH1T!

tankero
tankero
6 years ago

禁止大便 = Do not defecate!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see the symbols

1st one He is running and doing squats.
2nd he is doing step-ups.
3rd He is doing the splits.
4th he has his legs crossed, trying to hold it in.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Sign at symphony orchestra. The first, second, third movements are OK, but not the bowel movement.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

First they came for Falung Gong. Then they came for the Bowel Movement. Where will it all end?

Marty Niemoller Jr.

alek
alek
6 years ago

No twerking here

RocketCat
RocketCat
6 years ago

The urination requires the authority ask.

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

A no-smoking lounge and a no-pooping restroom. We just can’t have ANY fun nowadays…

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