If you ate meat, ask a friend…

If you ate meat, ask a friend…

posted on 8 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Darci Willis.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And enter herbivorously

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ll be a pig

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Doorolous humorous!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be a butcher and greengrocer

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The door is made of meat and potatoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Aren’t they closed obviously?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I will build a wall made out of both meat and vegetables!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If you close it herbivorously, you will be eaten by someone who closes it carnivorously.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

And welcome to Jurassic Park!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Welcome to Food Chain!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I will close the door with my omnipotent hand.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Picky eaters Stay OUT!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

But if I eat the door, I can’t close it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Order what you want, but eat what you get.”

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The phrase ‘eat out’ takes on a whole new meaning.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Avoid the carnivorous doors

Classic Steve
6 years ago

An extreme omnivore would ensure there was no longer a door to close.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mmm! Door jam, my favourite!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Vegans will just have to put up with the draft.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

This means you, Gaga.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Beware of the nomnomnomivore.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, “I’m sorry, sir, it will never happen again.” As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Patented by Wile E. Coyote (Carnivorous Vulgaris)

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

What if I eat rectally, or transdermally absorb food?

Ray
Ray
6 years ago

Something tells me that door swings both ways

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And remember, the answer to this instruction is NOT “Bite me!”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sign outside the Gingerbread House.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

A step forward from ‘thinking with your gut’, I guess…

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

You want jamb on it?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Thank you.

Signed: A. Termites

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I always eat from the 4 main food groups daily.

1. McDonalds
2. Hungry Jacks
3. Red Rooster
4. Pizza Hut.

PMT
PMT
6 years ago

If vegetarian, leave door open. No air conditioning for you!

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

What if I close the door carnivorously?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sorry about the door. I ate it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If it was Diana Doors – she was eminently edible.

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