If you ate meat, ask a friend…

If you ate meat, ask a friend…

posted on 8 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Darci Willis.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

And enter herbivorously

algernon
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algernon

I’ll be a pig

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Doorolous humorous!

algernon
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algernon

Must be a butcher and greengrocer

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The door is made of meat and potatoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Aren’t they closed obviously?

DrLex
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DrLex

I will build a wall made out of both meat and vegetables!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

If you close it herbivorously, you will be eaten by someone who closes it carnivorously.

timmy
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timmy

And welcome to Jurassic Park!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Welcome to Food Chain!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I will close the door with my omnipotent hand.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Picky eaters Stay OUT!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

But if I eat the door, I can’t close it.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Order what you want, but eat what you get.”

tadchem
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tadchem

The phrase ‘eat out’ takes on a whole new meaning.

GwydionM
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Avoid the carnivorous doors

Classic Steve
Guest

An extreme omnivore would ensure there was no longer a door to close.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Mmm! Door jam, my favourite!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Vegans will just have to put up with the draft.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

This means you, Gaga.

Sparky
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Sparky

Beware of the nomnomnomivore.

Sparky
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Sparky

A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, “I’m sorry, sir, it will never happen again.” As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Patented by Wile E. Coyote (Carnivorous Vulgaris)

Jack
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Jack

What if I eat rectally, or transdermally absorb food?

Ray
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Ray

Something tells me that door swings both ways

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

And remember, the answer to this instruction is NOT “Bite me!”.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Sign outside the Gingerbread House.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

A step forward from ‘thinking with your gut’, I guess…

Filboid
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Filboid

You want jamb on it?

Marum
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Marum

Thank you.

Signed: A. Termites

Marum
Guest
Marum

I always eat from the 4 main food groups daily.

1. McDonalds
2. Hungry Jacks
3. Red Rooster
4. Pizza Hut.

PMT
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PMT

If vegetarian, leave door open. No air conditioning for you!

kemi242
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kemi242

What if I close the door carnivorously?

Marum
Guest
Marum

Sorry about the door. I ate it.

Marum
Guest
Marum

If it was Diana Doors – she was eminently edible.

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