In a lovely pet for you

In a lovely pet for you

posted on 9 Jan 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Jerry Reptak.
Found at Yoyogi Park, Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

So where does one put the sh*t of the dog

algernon
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algernon

Just careful who you grope with that lead

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Weirdest translation of Revelations I’ve ever read.

GwydionM
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Please do not pasture your dog in the park.

And do not hang the other troublesome dog.

Salome
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Salome

I need to go home to home to dispose of Fn.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The only thing I’m confused about is which home is which.

Etc.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, look! The parrot of the cat of the dog!

timmy
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timmy

Oh, I get it, Nancy Pelosi is walking her dog in the pasture.

JimS
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JimS

Glad I only have the animal of the cat etc.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In a lovely girl for you, the human of the woman etc. comes that it is scary but comes anyway.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

What lays in the park, stays in the park.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I got as far as “dragrope” and started having an urge to call the SPCA.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

O.K., but what is that pink dog doing with it’s other paw?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Pets make me like this. Pets make me die.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This is supposed to be read by the dogs… not you human beans.

EffEff
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EffEff

Dispose of function?

Classic Steve
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Fn? My copy of the Periodic Table of Elements must be out of date.

EffEff
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EffEff

@A Non-Y Mouse: The seven-headed dragon cooks the dog.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

… And we’ll have Fn, Fn, Fn ’till the owner throws the dog poop away.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

ATTENTION: Please do not let it play only in a lovely pet for you

Marum
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Marum

Australians have funny customs.

Do you notice those people out walking in the early morning, wave aplastic bag full of dog $h1t at people, by way of a greeting, and smile and call out; “How are you?”

Marum
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Marum

I see the Engrish: The dog has raised the wrong finger.

Marum
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Marum

My cat read this….Then it came over and bit me.

Marum
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Marum

Tying your lover with the dragrope, or lead, works wonders too.

Biff the Understudy
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If the dragrope doesn’t work, try the ball gag.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Does a bear sanitary in the park?

Auntie
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Auntie

Yoyogi Park is the main park in Tokyo. I wonder where this magnificent sign is? Amazed that something this garbled still exists in such a number one tourist spot. Ah, life is good! Can imagine flocks of people standing around laughing and trying to unravel this one!

Sparky
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Sparky

Smokey the Dog says only you can prevent park poop.

Lora
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Lora

If dog has rabies it becomes scary hated indeed.

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

Has it been sock trained?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Yo, Yogi! “Let’s bear it in mind”!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

On my way to garbage box I intended to take my house to my apartment but it throwing into the toilet.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Do not play park in dog

Sean
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Sean

I did what it said and took my dog’s waste from home to home without throwing it to the restroom. Now my Neighborhood Watch committee wants me gone. I just can’t win here…

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