In a lovely pet for you

In a lovely pet for you

posted on 9 Jan 2015 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Jerry Reptak.
Found at Yoyogi Park, Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So where does one put the sh*t of the dog

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just careful who you grope with that lead

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Weirdest translation of Revelations I’ve ever read.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Please do not pasture your dog in the park.

And do not hang the other troublesome dog.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

I need to go home to home to dispose of Fn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The only thing I’m confused about is which home is which.

Etc.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, look! The parrot of the cat of the dog!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Oh, I get it, Nancy Pelosi is walking her dog in the pasture.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Glad I only have the animal of the cat etc.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

In a lovely girl for you, the human of the woman etc. comes that it is scary but comes anyway.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

What lays in the park, stays in the park.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I got as far as “dragrope” and started having an urge to call the SPCA.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

O.K., but what is that pink dog doing with it’s other paw?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Pets make me like this. Pets make me die.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

This is supposed to be read by the dogs… not you human beans.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Dispose of function?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Fn? My copy of the Periodic Table of Elements must be out of date.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: The seven-headed dragon cooks the dog.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… And we’ll have Fn, Fn, Fn ’till the owner throws the dog poop away.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

ATTENTION: Please do not let it play only in a lovely pet for you

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Australians have funny customs.

Do you notice those people out walking in the early morning, wave aplastic bag full of dog $h1t at people, by way of a greeting, and smile and call out; “How are you?”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see the Engrish: The dog has raised the wrong finger.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My cat read this….Then it came over and bit me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Tying your lover with the dragrope, or lead, works wonders too.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

If the dragrope doesn’t work, try the ball gag.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Does a bear sanitary in the park?

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Yoyogi Park is the main park in Tokyo. I wonder where this magnificent sign is? Amazed that something this garbled still exists in such a number one tourist spot. Ah, life is good! Can imagine flocks of people standing around laughing and trying to unravel this one!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Smokey the Dog says only you can prevent park poop.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If dog has rabies it becomes scary hated indeed.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Has it been sock trained?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Yo, Yogi! “Let’s bear it in mind”!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

On my way to garbage box I intended to take my house to my apartment but it throwing into the toilet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Do not play park in dog

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

I did what it said and took my dog’s waste from home to home without throwing it to the restroom. Now my Neighborhood Watch committee wants me gone. I just can’t win here…

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