It’s whats for dinner…

It’s whats for dinner…

posted on 10 Jan 2015 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Joel Murray.
Found at a buffet in China.
Supposed to say “food scraps”.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

‘Fine Young Cannibals’ V.I.P. area

algernon
Guest
algernon

Fine I’ll have am arm

algernon
Guest
algernon

Does it come with offal

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

Just don’t put your finger in there…

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Can I balls?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

People, it’s what’s for dinner.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Manufacturing area for Soylent Green.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Let’s Donner party!

GwydionM
Guest

Watch your back, or you might be the next item on the menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– She’sburger with flies.
– Wife or daughter, Sir?

Tong
Guest
Tong

Any kids meal?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

So that’s the special at J. Dahmer”s Diner today.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Who’s for lunch, dear?

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

You are what you eat.
You eat what you are.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

I’ll have the Vegan burger.

Chris
Guest
Chris

Hey, when i said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “eat me!”

Chris
Guest
Chris

Something something fava beans nice chianti

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

I’ll be a little late but keep an eye out for me.

Sparky
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Sparky

Do Cannibals refer to homeless people as Free Range?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This was supposed to be the backup plan for Mr. Largo when he failed to kill James Bond in the shark pool.

szk
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szk

AKA Soylent green

Silly Uncle Willy
Guest

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, “does this taste funny to you?”

I’m here till Friday. Try the veal. Thank you.

Classic Steve
Guest

I knew parts of China were desperate, but…

Lora
Guest
Lora

CANNIBAL MENU:
*Baby back ribs
*Lady Fingers
*Baked human beans
*Baked human kidneys and beans
*Baked human kids’ knees and beans
*Open face sandwich
*Ceaser’s salad (now with 20% more Ceaser).

Lora
Guest
Lora

@jihitt: Maybe PETA had shown up at this restaurant launching a protest. And as the kids on You Can’t Do That On Television would say, “WHO DO YOU THINK’S IN THE BURGERS?”

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The next sign along says “Here there be dragons”.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

They also serve vegetarians… When they can get them.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Cannibalism is a detestable practice but sometimes de testibles are de best part.

Molo
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Molo

Please eat your meals omnivorously.

iLock
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iLock

Food scraps (it out with one another when really hungry)

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Oh, the humanity!… For your dining pleasure tonight!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Taste and meat our family!

Marum
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Marum

If I eat Vegans, can I get the benefits of being a vegetarian, as well as the benefits of being a meat-eater.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

Would the Omega Men count as being Vegan-friendly?

Filboid
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Filboid

mmmmm….Donner kebab!

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

Chefs here are just regular anthropophagi…

Filboid
Guest
Filboid

Our restaurant eat-all-you-want. Eat your Phil!

Peter (NT)
Guest
Peter (NT)

Pure honesty here from a nation with people eating one another

HB
Guest
HB

Hi, I’m your server, Happy Chu.

Tonight we’re serving Dim Sum.

Dim is fresh from Shanghai, and Sum is newly arrived from the provinces.

Enjoy!

tadchem
Guest
tadchem

A buffet in China, or the “Alferd G. Packer Memorial Grill” at the University of Colorado at Boulder?

TS
Guest
TS

I never tasted a cannibal I didn’t like.

olog-hai
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olog-hai

Good old Google Translate is still translating “cánshí” into “cannibalism”. We know where they’re getting that sign from now.

RocketCat
Guest
RocketCat

I’ll have a strange meat burger with a soylent smoothie

Sean
Guest
Sean

This will be a common sight when zombies roam the earth.

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