Nothing ever happens here…

Nothing ever happens here…

posted on 14 Jan 2015 in Chinglish

You’re wasting your time.

Photo courtesy of TSL.
Found in hotel room in Shenzhen, China.
Meant to say “Do not disturb” 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The boring button

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I’d rather have a “Please don’t panic” button.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Even if I turn you on?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It doesn’t do anything

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Careful not to push the wrong one

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t do me button!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

This button is very sensitive to personal space. Please do not bother it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I at least whatever?

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Marvin the robot’s ON button.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Botherers should go to the Excessively Touching Room.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We’re too lazy to change the broken light bulb.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

A dummy switch

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

You’ve already pushed me too much.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Turn me off.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Rife is pointress.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Now that’s what I call a dim switch…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

This place has the most surly room service I’ve ever seen.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I think this is supposed to be the switch for a light-up “Do Not Disturb” sign.

Robert C
Robert C
6 years ago

Beats the “Easy” button all to heck.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Either way is OFF.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We didn’t pay the power bill again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nihilistic switch?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It switches on the Mood Lighting, but you can already tell what kind of mood it’s in.

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

No hope for the outlet either.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I was going to make a caption but decided not to bother.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Don’t brother me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This switches on the Ennui Generator.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I think my wife had one of these installed.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@JimS: Power supply for bipolar transistors?

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

Please leave this switch alone!

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
6 years ago

Funny thing they bothered to fix the switch there

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

This switch’s polarity has apparently gone from “manic” to “depressive”.

(Apologies to anyone who has bipolar disorder.)

Myself
4 years ago

Move along, nothing to see here…

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