Nothing ever happens here…

Nothing ever happens here…

posted on 14 Jan 2015 in Chinglish

You’re wasting your time.

Photo courtesy of TSL.
Found in hotel room in Shenzhen, China.
Meant to say “Do not disturb” 

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The boring button

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

I’d rather have a “Please don’t panic” button.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Even if I turn you on?

algernon
Guest
algernon

It doesn’t do anything

algernon
Guest
algernon

Careful not to push the wrong one

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t do me button!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

This button is very sensitive to personal space. Please do not bother it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Can I at least whatever?

JimS
Guest
JimS

Marvin the robot’s ON button.

GwydionM
Guest

Botherers should go to the Excessively Touching Room.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

We’re too lazy to change the broken light bulb.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

A dummy switch

iLock
Guest
iLock

You’ve already pushed me too much.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

Turn me off.

Stopchicks
Guest
Stopchicks

Rife is pointress.

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

Now that’s what I call a dim switch…

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

This place has the most surly room service I’ve ever seen.

Classic Steve
Guest

I think this is supposed to be the switch for a light-up “Do Not Disturb” sign.

Robert C
Guest
Robert C

Beats the “Easy” button all to heck.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Either way is OFF.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

We didn’t pay the power bill again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Nihilistic switch?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

It switches on the Mood Lighting, but you can already tell what kind of mood it’s in.

coffeebot
Guest
coffeebot

No hope for the outlet either.

Lora
Guest
Lora

I was going to make a caption but decided not to bother.

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

Don’t brother me.

Marum
Guest
Marum

This switches on the Ennui Generator.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I think my wife had one of these installed.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

@JimS: Power supply for bipolar transistors?

kemi242
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kemi242

Please leave this switch alone!

Peter (NT)
Guest
Peter (NT)

Funny thing they bothered to fix the switch there

Sean
Guest
Sean

This switch’s polarity has apparently gone from “manic” to “depressive”.

(Apologies to anyone who has bipolar disorder.)

Myself
Guest

Move along, nothing to see here…

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